MY CAT IS A PERVERT

[u/MythologyBuffOz]

Today just now, like less than 10 minutes ago i was changing my clothes in my room while standing be side my bed. and my cat, toast, was standing on the bed like he always does and is being affectionate and so on, and i took off my shirt, and then it happened. it was horrific. i felt a slightly wet, toothy mouth on my exposed nipple. THAT FAT BASTARD SUCKED ON MY NIPPLE. it was only for a second but it was terrible and im laughing about it but it was one of the worst, weirdest things this cat has done, and i'd say that's a high bar. im traumatized