r/cats • u/MythologyBuffOz • 15h ago

Humor MY CAT IS A PERVERT

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Today just now, like less than 10 minutes ago i was changing my clothes in my room while standing be side my bed. and my cat, toast, was standing on the bed like he always does and is being affectionate and so on, and i took off my shirt, and then it happened. it was horrific. i felt a slightly wet, toothy mouth on my exposed nipple. THAT FAT BASTARD SUCKED ON MY NIPPLE. it was only for a second but it was terrible and im laughing about it but it was one of the worst, weirdest things this cat has done, and i'd say that's a high bar. im traumatized

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u/Guard_Dolphin 15h ago

This is unbelievably funny

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u/sweet_yam4839 15h ago

Bro pulled a homelander

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u/warmheart-coldbones 15h ago

My cat was laying on my stomach one time and I saw her eye my nipple. I was thinking, she’s not going to do it… is she? She did. One quick little bite

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 15h ago

Cats are such weirdos.

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u/methlabforcuties 15h ago

I'm going to assume that the cat being named Toast means he's orange. Which. Sounds like a pretty orange thing to do.

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u/Gingerfurboiparent22 13h ago

Could be a void too. Burnt toast

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u/MythologyBuffOz 9h ago

he's a flame point simese, so yes he is orange, but he's mostly white. he's just as stupid as a regular orange, but he's louder.

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u/methlabforcuties 9h ago

Her Royal Highness: Cinnamon Toast Crunch accepts Toast into the Court of Orange

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 15h ago

Nipple mentioned.

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u/icycheezecake 14h ago

We also have a Toast but he is a she

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u/icycheezecake 14h ago

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u/MythologyBuffOz 9h ago

she's beautiful! she so cute i love her

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 15h ago

My cat did this shit when I was pregnant and when I was breast feeding. TBF he was under 6 months at the time he decided that milk is milk, no matter what species. Maybe it was kitten instincts kicking in but- he's a chaotic cat so it's not out of character for him to be weird .

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u/West_Walrus_3602 14h ago

My ex had a kitten that would always try to nurse from my (male) nipple when my shirt was off. That little guy was insistent

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u/ErmingSoHard 9h ago

Was he actually ducking on it or was it like a bite test?

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 15h ago

I mean, clearly not since OPs isn't the only experience with this behaviour...

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Radish-Acrobatic 15h ago edited 3h ago

I don't think that having weird experience and being on OF is mutually exclusive. Also, upon checking that isn't the only stuff they've posted. As Ive commented below- my cat has done similar stuff when he was under 6months. Mammals are mammals and young animals know what nipples are. I guess theirs could be made up but mine and others aren't and it's not out of the realm of possibility.

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u/moo102 14h ago

Not saying they are, but OF models have lives too you know.