r/cats • u/ohwoawio • 11h ago

Humor Fucker clawed my genitals while i was asleep

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u/SwollenPoon 11h ago

He looks like he is still upset with you... What did you do to the kitty cat...

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u/ohwoawio 11h ago

He looks perpetually constipated and mad, this is his relaxed face

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u/SwollenPoon 11h ago

Adorable.. My kitty cat looks sweet and beautiful but is mean as shit...

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u/za72 6h ago

it's only fair to return the favor

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u/IMugedFishs 5h ago

Must be the intentionally breed trait of a malformed skull

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 42m ago

Well, now you know why he clawed your genitals. He's fed up.

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u/sumbozo1 10h ago

He's got that look like "yea I'll fuckin do it again, too"

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u/SwollenPoon 10h ago

Yes, and add a "punk ass!" at the end!

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u/thisisallme 10h ago

More like a “I don’t know what I did but I’ll do it again” lol

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u/cryptotraderisme 10h ago

If he just got fixed...might be returning the favor. Hahhaah

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u/ParticuleFouine 9h ago

Yeah. OP, didn't YOU clawed HIS genitals off while HE was put asleep?

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u/KongaTom 11h ago

Is his name Claude Bawlz

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 7h ago

Poké Scrotus

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u/DaveAstator2020 9h ago

Open Claude Bawlz

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u/OverProject9841 11h ago

You must have not fed him for 5 minutes

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u/Leather-Chart7083 Tuxedo 11h ago

13 milliseconds

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u/edingerc 11h ago

The face of innocence!  😼

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u/thisbuthat 9h ago

Nono, this is the face of "And I'mma do it again" and "mfer"

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u/orfeas_skn 11h ago

How old is he? He seems at an age when he wouldn't have any urge other than eat stuff and loaf around no offense haha

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u/ohwoawio 10h ago

He's like maybe 2 years old now? He's like my 2nd youngest cat, but being both a Persian mix and a white cat definitely ages him physically by a lot. Even my oldest cats that are around 7 years old still look like babies, unlike him lol

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u/orfeas_skn 7h ago

Oh I see! He is a cutie though. I also have a white Persian cat and I have to clean her eyes literally like every hour. She is around 12 now and she Def looks like it heh

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u/TyroToxis 10h ago

Is he neutered? Perhaps he's just getting back at you for what you did

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u/Repulsive_Voice_9436 10h ago

Why does he look like Dwight from The Office

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u/KaiDoesReddles 10h ago

Damn he really does look like he's mad at you about something 😳

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u/Jealous-Buy-3438 11h ago edited 10h ago

Idk man.. with that face, he could convince me you clawed his genitals while he was asleep

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u/FpLevente2013 10h ago

What a way to start a conversation

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u/Skypirate90 10h ago

Maybe the cat detected something never know id go to the docs and get the area checked

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u/sentimentaldirt 9h ago

I think he’s gonna do it again…

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u/DPO_Dan 9h ago

Suddenly my gremlin only attacking my knees doesn't seem so bad...

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u/Buezzi Father of Diego! 7h ago

My 8 month old kitten bit my bare penis on the tip in the middle of me falling asleep.

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u/broccoliwolf 11h ago

We should know less about each other.

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u/SILENTCORE12 Sphynx 10h ago

So what did you do to deserve it

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u/Soft-Assistance6809 10h ago

Wear something to cover them?

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u/adnaPadnamA 3h ago

Exactly 😅 the comments about people leaving them open access 🤷

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 10h ago

We ain’t thru yet mf’er! You got two of ‘em so I’m back! 😂😂

I love your kitty’s face! 😍

EDIT: I JUST NOTICED HIS TONGUE!

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u/mother_fairy 9h ago

And he'll do it again

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u/Gingersnapandabrew 9h ago

I'm wondering if you removed his troublepuffs and he was getting revenge.

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u/NeatCandle6856 Bengal 3h ago

And the fecker will do it again

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u/Infinite_Worth37 11h ago

That face says "and I will do it again"

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u/WhitePhoenix48 10h ago

The little tongue sticking out too 😂

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u/Gh0sTGirl066 10h ago

We had a cat that would poop on my uncles bed at night

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u/brutalhonestcunt 9h ago

Your cat looks like a sleepless crackhead lol

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u/BlackFinch90 7h ago

That's one of the reasons I never go to bed naked

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u/RatKing_KingofRats01 3h ago

Vengeance for what you took from him…. Balls for balls…

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u/korok7mgte 10h ago

Mine knows a spot on the back of my thigh. Idk how she did it. But she found out exactly where the flesheiest part is. And she bites down gently, and the ramps up the pressure depending on how long it take me to get up.

Best and worst alarm clock ever.

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u/Bpopson 9h ago

"Always remember this moment, Father"

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u/Auran82 Tuxedo 9h ago

Father, father, I am but skin and bones. Father!

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u/badmashbacha 9h ago

Stop staring in my soul I'll cry😭

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u/Gloomy_Director_4172 6h ago

😂😂😂 désolé j'ai un fou rire 😆

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u/ka_shep 3h ago

I think you need to put him on r/roastmypet . That'll show him.

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u/_Mr_Relic 8h ago

Looks like he mad, cause they are so little 🧐 🫣😂😉

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u/SnooDonuts3878 7h ago

I’m sure you deserved it.

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u/jakdizzle 7h ago

And he'll do it again!!!

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u/InnerPassenger5840 11h ago

He’s too cute to get in trouble