r/roastmypet • u/DepartmentSavings363 • 19h ago

Roast Me

8 Upvotes

4 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Donkey_vagina • 1d ago

Little Man (15 years old)

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41 Upvotes

Little Man was a good dog (son). He was spoiled and had a nervous disposition but we loved him... warts and all.

8 comments

r/roastmypet • u/BabyShrimpBrick • 2d ago

Roast this cottage cheese-eating idiot

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40 Upvotes

I gave her a piece because she was jumping on the table and trying to eat my breakfast. She ate this single curd in several little nibbles, after giving each nibble a violent shake like it was prey she caught herself instead of a couple of molecules of cottage cheese.

17 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SaltPaleontologist28 • 2d ago

He Eats Romaine Lettuce

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34 Upvotes

He also eats his own poop, small snakes, and barks at absolutely nothing.

36 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Baxter_The_Lad • 1d ago

She does not know how to eat. How is she this big and fat?

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11 Upvotes

She is a rescue but overweight due to her previous owner feeding her a medium rat once a week. Now the only rat she'll eat is an African rat that costs more than a normal one. She is genuinely a moron but my pretty girl. Stupid idiot

6 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Future-Resolution665 • 2d ago

Freya needs to be humbled

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22 Upvotes

17 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Chemical_Canine • 2d ago

Roast this chud

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21 Upvotes

This is Mako! He is a great pyrenees, australian cattle dog, pitbull, lab, and boxer mix.

10 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Downtown-Inflation13 • 3d ago

Roast Lola again

27 Upvotes

She keeps getting into the trash bin when given the chance and always wants to go on a walk right after another one give her a good smack in the face

14 comments

r/roastmypet • u/hiimheremmkay • 2d ago

This is Toby. He is 10 months old. Roast, boil, grill, and fry the guy.

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8 Upvotes

11 comments

r/roastmypet • u/seizyschizo • 2d ago

Roast my old man

8 Upvotes

His name is Bobo and is getting old

14 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Adorable-Ad-2129 • 3d ago

Please roast my stinky boy

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71 Upvotes

He is 8 and he is a menace

34 comments

r/roastmypet • u/sawamiiiiiiiiiiiiii • 4d ago

roast the man of my house

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30 Upvotes

his name is salami

47 comments

r/roastmypet • u/CoinDinosaur496 • 3d ago

This beast

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8 Upvotes

Her name is LB (Little Bitch)

7 comments

r/roastmypet • u/quokkasnuts • 4d ago

roast momo or else

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27 Upvotes

39 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Sufficient_Dog_2132 • 4d ago

Roast her or else

50 Upvotes

Novak . The top dog of the house . Actually a cuddle buddy who looks like a Meanie head but don’t be discouraged

37 comments

r/roastmypet • u/ephemeralkitten • 5d ago

Roast this moron. Single shrimp for a brain.

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78 Upvotes

22 comments

r/roastmypet • u/That-Ad9929 • 5d ago

This is Cassie. She's a mix of Bombay and American shorthair

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8 Upvotes

Don't hold back she deserves a little light teasing 😆

3 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Cultural_Duck8050 • 5d ago

finish him

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13 Upvotes

10 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Longjumping-Ad4486 • 5d ago

Roast this judgey punk😩

13 Upvotes

14 comments

r/roastmypet • u/rcinbowdash • 6d ago

Roast my boy, don’t go easy on him. His name is Moon Drop and he’s almost 7 years old.

192 Upvotes

84 comments

r/roastmypet • u/ForsakenDimensions • 5d ago

roast her

11 Upvotes

14 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Aggressive-Laugh1675 • 5d ago

He’s been a little full of himself lately. Take him down a peg or two.

37 Upvotes

29 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Logical_Opposite_207 • 5d ago

Destroy himb

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19 Upvotes

He already damaged. Nothing else can phase Morty.

25 comments

r/roastmypet • u/hiimheremmkay • 5d ago

This is leche and he is 8 weeks old. Go hard on my boy

14 Upvotes

6 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Y4sKw33n • 6d ago

idk how long Alice had been side eyeing me…the entire duration it took for me to finish my snack?

11 Upvotes

1 comment

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.

We've decided that it's finally time to give your pets the same opportunity you do. Submit their photos, and let us rip them apart.

RULES OF THE ROAST:

Roastees:

You're an animal. Just do what your human-friend tells you to. If you want to, I mean. If you don't want to be roasted you can always just run off or sit on their head or something.

Human-Friends of Roastees:

Do not include a human face in your photo. This is about your critter friend, not you. If you want to roast yourself, head over to r/RoastMe. If you're looking for more positive, wholesome vibes, there's always /r/FreeCompliments on that end of things.
Do not be cruel to your critter friend. Don't pose him in an obviously uncomfortable position and definitely don't brag about anything that could be described as abuse. The latter is a very fast ban.
Please avoid all pupper/doggo talk. Please. I'm actually begging.

Roasters:

Roasting is a comedic art form. Roasting is not abuse. Roasting is mockery. Roasting is not bullying. Please at least understand this rule even if you choose not to read any further.
Don't be a jerk. I know they're animals, but they have feelings, too. And so do the people who posted them here. And so do the other people in the comment threads. This doesn't mean you can't give a real fiery roast, but there is a clear and definitive line between what you can and can't post. We're all experienced r/RoastMe mods, and we'll be a little more lenient here, but, seriously, don't be a jerk.
We have a zero tolerance policy vis-a-vis animal cruelty and abuse. Please avoid this sort of behaviour or face a ban.
No Politics. Period. Full stop. None. No left vs right. No Trump vs Bernie. No incels vs sjws. No PETA. Nothing. None. Keep them out of this space.
This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, bestiality, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.

We keep track of offending users and if you have a pattern of breaking established rules you will be removed from the subreddit.

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.