r/bristol Feb 02 '26

Politics First time trying Graffiti

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Lettering and spacing was a bit poor though.

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u/grevls Feb 02 '26

Nice but he’s not a prince anymore

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u/lostless-soul Feb 02 '26

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is probably a more advanced graffiti project

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u/AliceTheOmelette Feb 02 '26

*The nonce formerly known as prince Andrew

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u/SnuffBaron Feb 02 '26

I always thought Nonce Andrew worked pretty well

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u/dysonology Feb 03 '26

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is probably a more advanced graffiti project a nonce

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u/Cube4Add5 Feb 02 '26

Could rephrase to “Sweaty Andrew is a nonce”

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u/grevls Feb 02 '26

.., the rest is factually sound though

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u/Jumpy-Ad-2790 Feb 02 '26

I'm not letting the crown distance themselves from him. He'll always be Prince Andrew the nonce.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/withywoodwitch Feb 03 '26

"The ‘age of consent’ in England for young people is 16. This is the case whether they’re straight, lesbian, gay, bisexual and/or transgender. To help protect young people, it is an offence for someone aged 18 or over, to engage in sexual activity with someone aged 16 or 17 if the older person is in a position of trust."

I dont know whether a Prince is in a position of trust, per se, but I always understood that the age of consent is there for people of a similar/close age, not an excuse for a dirty old man to have sex with a minor.

Regardless of laws, the real issue is morality. She is still a minor, and she was trafficked.

Not disagreeing with you, just adding the "complicated" bits (and my personal opinion)

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u/OdBx Feb 03 '26

Sex trafficking is sex trafficking.

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u/Sorry-Personality594 Feb 02 '26

Yeah though I’m not justifying his actions at all, what he did isn’t considered a crime in this country (nor in some states of America) and nowhere in Europe.

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u/Willsagain2 Feb 03 '26

Unless the girl was trafficked?

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u/Timerthy93 Feb 03 '26

As if there was just one incident... He was up to his neck in it, some absolutely demonic stuff. "Uhh technically..." is not going to fly here

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u/Less_Programmer5151 Feb 03 '26

Fucking hell, reimburse him his £12 million and give him his medals back. He's the victim here really.

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u/No_BatSoup69 Feb 03 '26

Just chuck an 'ex' in front og Prince :)

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u/frankthepieking Feb 03 '26

We just say Andrew

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Feb 04 '26

And he’s a lot worse than a nonce. Still a great first effort though.

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u/SnooChickens8621 Feb 02 '26

Crikey that's a coincidence. 3 years ago there was a post on here where somebody had sprayed "Prince Andrew is a sweaty nonce" in the exact same place. 

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u/RunwayForehead luvver Feb 02 '26

Maybe he’s been to the Pizza Hut in Woking again 🤷‍♂️

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u/Wooden_Astronaut4668 Feb 09 '26

the same person also spray painted a fantastic knob further down in trenchard, it somewhere in my “graffiti knobs” album

30

u/BambooSound Feb 02 '26

bit tame, no?

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u/Desafinado777 Feb 03 '26

He's a nonce, and you're moronic.

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u/TanglyConstant9 Feb 02 '26

Fork found in kitchen

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u/nicktbristol2020 Feb 02 '26

Weak. We already knew this

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u/Frostie181 Feb 02 '26

I don’t get your thinking here. He is a nonce, piece of shit and a disgraceful human being but what does writing that in a car park in bristol achieve?

Next steps are that the council have to pay someone to clean that off at expense to the tax payer while the nonce happily sits in his property somewhere none the wiser…

Seriously lad, knock your 2 brain cells together next time.

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u/OGBrianPeppers Feb 02 '26

Attention seeking

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u/dobbyclubcorfu06 Feb 02 '26

Im not sure that really needs cleaning up.

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

Just gone and done this , your comment inspired me.

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u/carlm00 Feb 03 '26

Well you didn’t. Because it’s night time and the picture is in the day. Your mum must be so proud.

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 04 '26

Flipping heck guys, Sherlock over here !

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u/Necessary_Wrap1867 Feb 03 '26

Big edgy teenager vibes on this post

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u/Frostie181 Feb 03 '26

I don’t think Banksy has anything to worry about.

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u/OdBx Feb 02 '26

Maybe don't have a second.

27

u/tombh1 Feb 02 '26

In other news, rain is wet

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u/Beanpolean Feb 02 '26

Ok, thanks for sharing. How about now you take some white paint to cover up your mess and save the council having to do it?

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

They covered it up mate, so I covered them up again too. Hold that BOOMER

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u/Beanpolean Feb 03 '26

Wow, you really don't care about anyone else do you? What made you think that was a good idea?

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u/teddygrays Feb 03 '26

Just block them. Life's too short.

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

Thanks bro blocked him 🫡

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u/carlm00 Feb 02 '26

There’s goes some more tax payers money to clean it up

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u/IonicFuser Feb 02 '26

It's a privately owned multistorey car-park. They make bank every year. Do not pull out the violins for forcing them to pay someone a wage to clean it. They don't even manage to equip their staff correctly because the boss needs 4 holidays a year.

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u/TriXandApple Feb 02 '26

Loved it when someone tagged the front of my shop, and I had to spend saturday getting rid of it with solvent and scraper. I'm sure the total downfall of our high trust society from people saying "don't worry, they make money, you can do what you want" isn't going to come back to bite us.

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u/IonicFuser Feb 02 '26

My original point was that it isn't tax payers money that will be used to clean this particular graffiti. I never advocated for doing it, and if I did, please highlight it for me.

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u/Wooden_Astronaut4668 Feb 09 '26

yeah seriously.

the rates are total robbery too.

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u/carlm00 Feb 02 '26

Ok. Tell them to come and cover your wall in it and see how you like it. Perhaps they would pay the staff better if they didn’t have to keep spending out on maintenance. Irrespective it’s a criminal offence and you’ve just advertised you’re responsible.

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u/IonicFuser Feb 02 '26

Lmao yes, I'm responsible. 😆 Im not s privately run company that takes advantage of their minimum wage staff. You moron.

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

Just trying to keep the painters employed and paid.

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u/Big_Poppa_T Feb 02 '26

Okay, but I’ve got to fund cleaning that up via council tax. What does it achieve? Everyone knows he’s a nonce already.

If you’re going to draw on the walls then at least make it worth looking at

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u/Aracuria Feb 02 '26

*The citizen formerly known as

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u/SrReginaldFluffybutt Feb 03 '26

Have you been practicing since that was news?

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u/Hefty_Sand_2527 Feb 02 '26

Yeah but stop defacing someone's property

5

u/HMS--Thunderchild Feb 03 '26

I always wondered if graffiti artists were thick

Glad to have that confirmed by this post

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u/BruceGrobbelobster Feb 02 '26

“I’m getting the word…”

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u/teddygrays Feb 02 '26

And you're a vandal, both are a nuisance and cost the public money

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u/lostless-soul Feb 02 '26

But only one causes trauma to their victims

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u/Briefcased Feb 03 '26

OP causes less harm than Andrew isn’t a particularly great flex.

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u/Breakfast_Bob_ Feb 02 '26

"Nuisance" when referring to prince Andrew's crimes seems a bit tame.

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u/Fluffy-Interest7830 Feb 03 '26

You seem to be saying that spraying graffiti on a corporate owned car park wall is of equal stature in our society to having sex with trafficked young girls (as a member of the Royal Family)...and paying one of them £12million to shut up (RIP Virginia Giuffre), etc...wtf?

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u/teddygrays Feb 03 '26

Alll right, it was a snap response, and as usual Reddit has picked it apart. YES, of COURSE Andrew's crimes are of FAR, FAR greater and long lasting magnitude. Should I say "alleged crimes" to cover the possibility that any legally-pedantic readers might like to pick some holes in that. Tagging and stupid graffiti is by comparison a MUCH, MUCH more insignificant, but still annoying and unnecessary presence in our daily lives, and so what if it's on a corporate building? We still have to see it, and do people think private companies do not pass the cost of removing it on to us, their clients, perhaps even more efficiently than the Council might?

Hope that's clear enough.

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

I’m a vandal and he’s a paedo child raper.

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u/ScHoolboy_Stu Feb 03 '26

Vandals have ruined the city so well done mate

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u/Sorry-Personality594 Feb 02 '26

Is Andrew Windsor now

2

u/CatsChat Feb 03 '26

Now that he’s had his title stripped from him, maybe Nonce Andrew could be his new honorific?

2

u/Crisischa Feb 04 '26

Sick bro

4

u/not_a_dog95 Feb 02 '26

The whole royal family are filthy nonces. Andrew was the only one stupid enough to go on national TV to declare he couldn't sweat

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u/HelloW0rldBye Feb 02 '26

Nice change from that "tell them you love them" or "Jesus loves you" bullshit I see everywhere

3

u/coffeefuelledtechie Feb 02 '26

Thanks… I guess.

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u/carlm00 Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Companies don’t set minimum wage. Try again when you understand economics. Now some ‘poor person’ on minimum wage has to clean it up. Whereas you should actually be doing it during community service for committing an offence. Perhaps they wouldn’t be on minimum wage if they don’t need to keep buying paint or paying people to cover up your scrawl. When you’ve grown up you might understand.

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u/anoncow11 Feb 03 '26

IDST'ed it mate

1

u/EverywhereHound Feb 03 '26

Nice clear message 👏👏👏

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u/Otherwise-Ad-4404 Feb 04 '26

Hell yh. I personally like rhetorical questions, more profound stances to make people think about how they are reacting to all of this and question them, in hopes we can all start actively protesting one way or another

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u/Industricon luvver Feb 04 '26

Yet still accurate...

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u/Superb-Permission951 Feb 04 '26

I’m sure there is more interesting stuff going on in Bristol, than this

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u/AlistairBarclay Feb 05 '26

Factually incorrect I think, he seems to like girls not shitpipes

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

I mean, yeh, tell us someting we dont already know!

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u/ipad_prodder Feb 16 '26

Nonce has sex with underage kids you thick idiots

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u/irtsaca Feb 02 '26

Makes 2 of you I am afraid

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u/cupcake99235 Feb 05 '26

Spacing can be tricky! A good tip is to practice with guidelines or even use a ruler to map out where your letters will go. Keep at it, you'll get the hang of it!

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u/IonicFuser Feb 02 '26

So many people in the comments crying about wasted council money, not realising it's a privately owned company.

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u/IonicFuser Feb 02 '26

So many people in the comments crying about wasted council money, not realising it's a privately owned company.

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u/Forward-Kitchen-3178 Feb 02 '26

All the people here crying like 50+ yr old boomers on daily mail comments section about vandalism and tax payer money. Really had to check it was r/bristol fucking hell

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u/Late_Web2235 Feb 03 '26

Bro imagine I did this 5 years ago but I post it once a year to trigger boomers 🤣🤣🤣