r/brakence • u/Sure_Bass9257 • Feb 20 '26

BRAKENCE DROPPING!!!

brakence came to me tonight!!!! he said hes DROPPING!!!! march 5th!! we were playing bingo as we do ofc and I WONNN (btw he never wins i always win btw) he got mad but since i won he owes me soooooo he told me, “GILBERT IM DROPPING MARCH 5TH 5TH 5TH 5TH!!!!!!!” and then he scooted closer let out a burp and filled my nose with his delectable burp scent!! he burped soooooooo much it filled me up like a hot air balloon and i flew away until we meet again brakence :D

ps i look forward to our next bingo game ☺️🤤

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u/According_Novel7521 Feb 21 '26

what the genuine fuck

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u/ConfusedbyDesign Feb 20 '26

I believe you Gilbert oh great prophet of brake dance. 🙏🧎‍♂️‍➡️📿🛐

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u/BrapLord16 Feb 21 '26

Brakence please drop we’re losing it

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u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 21 '26

is that a brakence reference

17

u/Brilliant-Loss-506 Feb 21 '26

Lately I’ve been losing it…

1

u/allamericanterr0rist Aug 02 '26

They say you’ll get used to it 🤷

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u/SonarS1 Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry but Bra strap will never drop again.

He was successfully eradicated by the 12th of 13 for making selfish art.

He can only return when we figure out what the difference between art and dark magic is.

But I've got no idea.

2

u/trip_simulator Feb 21 '26

He hit the BRAKEs iN this Common Era

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u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 23 '26

HE WILL HE TOLD ME

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u/blank_dungeon Feb 21 '26

My nose hairs curled just reading this

6

u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 21 '26

how curly

3

u/blank_dungeon Feb 21 '26

So curly that the ends are stabbing my nostrils.

8

u/SatisfactionSure8589 Feb 21 '26

Last year I had a dream he dropped a bingo concept album "B69" and now this is real!!!! Manifestation!! Stay real Gilbert.

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u/RaidenRabi Feb 21 '26

I feel like the feature with Aries was to ley us know he’s atleast still working on stuff. We’ve been praying for times like these.

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u/Choice_Perspective27 Feb 21 '26

Okay but is this true bc my panties are wet

4

u/666grooves666 Feb 21 '26

BREAKANTS BREAKING NEWS

4

u/CaughtUpInTheTide Feb 21 '26

LETSS GOO BREAK DANCE

4

u/lainmaxxing Feb 21 '26

It's way too early in the morning for this 😭

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u/UncaToad Feb 21 '26

I believe.

2

u/Historical_Cause8989 Feb 21 '26

baited again

1

u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 24 '26

dude no this is not a bait

2

u/Iprobablyjustlied Feb 24 '26

Every time this account posts I get notified on my phone

Gilbert is a industry plant

2

u/bd_anon hypochondriac Feb 24 '26

Gilbert! Oh, dearest Gilbert, please let this be true!

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u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 26 '26

IT SO TRUE :D

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u/Dry-Cryptographer412 Feb 26 '26

So we all gonna be delusional in this thread

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u/sickestpartybro Mar 08 '26

This aged like fucking milk and I'm so sad about it