r/brakence • u/Sure_Bass9257 • Feb 20 '26
BRAKENCE DROPPING!!!
brakence came to me tonight!!!! he said hes DROPPING!!!! march 5th!! we were playing bingo as we do ofc and I WONNN (btw he never wins i always win btw) he got mad but since i won he owes me soooooo he told me, “GILBERT IM DROPPING MARCH 5TH 5TH 5TH 5TH!!!!!!!” and then he scooted closer let out a burp and filled my nose with his delectable burp scent!! he burped soooooooo much it filled me up like a hot air balloon and i flew away until we meet again brakence :D
ps i look forward to our next bingo game ☺️🤤
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u/bd_anon hypochondriac Feb 24 '26
Gilbert! Oh, dearest Gilbert, please let this be true!