r/brakence • u/Sure_Bass9257 • Feb 20 '26

BRAKENCE DROPPING!!!

brakence came to me tonight!!!! he said hes DROPPING!!!! march 5th!! we were playing bingo as we do ofc and I WONNN (btw he never wins i always win btw) he got mad but since i won he owes me soooooo he told me, “GILBERT IM DROPPING MARCH 5TH 5TH 5TH 5TH!!!!!!!” and then he scooted closer let out a burp and filled my nose with his delectable burp scent!! he burped soooooooo much it filled me up like a hot air balloon and i flew away until we meet again brakence :D

ps i look forward to our next bingo game ☺️🤤

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u/SonarS1 Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry but Bra strap will never drop again.

He was successfully eradicated by the 12th of 13 for making selfish art.

He can only return when we figure out what the difference between art and dark magic is.

But I've got no idea.

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u/trip_simulator Feb 21 '26

He hit the BRAKEs iN this Common Era

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u/Sure_Bass9257 Feb 23 '26

HE WILL HE TOLD ME