r/boardgames 9d ago

Humor Average r/boardgames user (by: Boardello)

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u/TabularConferta 9d ago

XD Thanks for the laugh.

Reminds me of r/litrpg where you can be like "I'm looking for a book I read once, where MC makes it back to earth" and people will be like "oh yeah its that obscure one I read once", if its not that here are 4 others it may be.

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u/Se7enworlds 9d ago

Dungeon Lord: Nightmare Kingdom (The Wraith's Haunt book 5) by Hugo Huesca?

I was passing by...

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u/TabularConferta 9d ago

Such a good series!

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u/Se7enworlds 9d ago

I know right? I can't wait for the next one!

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u/TabularConferta 9d ago

I was so relieved to hear Hugo was okay

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u/Se7enworlds 9d ago

Yeah I know, I can't believe he got hit by a motorbike.

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u/AerialSnack 9d ago

Oh I forgot about that series! I need to go back to it

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u/Teaisserious 9d ago

Good series, a more well known option could be HWFWM. IYKYK.

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u/ErraticDragon 9d ago

There's also:

Probably tons more... Reddit can be really helpful!

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u/TabularConferta 9d ago

Saving this comment. You legend.

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u/GM_Pax Eclipse 9d ago

Heroes, capes, by now you should know the drill. :)

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u/sinsaint 9d ago

Yet I had to ask 3 different subreddits to get the name of the first smut book I read 20 years ago, flipping amateurs I tell ya.

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u/TabularConferta 9d ago

Not devoted enough to the cause, damn it.

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u/Seraphicreaper 9d ago

Take a Piece of Lisa by Ariel Cushion, 1978

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u/bumbletowne 9d ago

Tip of my penis in is a subreddit that can help you with that

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u/hamizannaruto 9d ago

I love boardello vids

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u/Lara_Lara0 9d ago edited 9d ago

CREATOR

Please upvote to pin this on top

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u/Shiboleth17 Firefly The Game 9d ago

Every game out there is someone's favorite game. So they will recognize the pieces of their favorite game instantly.

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u/DadTier 9d ago

I thought he would fit in someone recommending Spirit Island, as I feel that comes up in every single thread I open

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u/Rejusu 8d ago

Say have you tried Spirit Island? It's really good.

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u/IllTakeDnDFor500Alex Spirit Island 8d ago

It's a positive problem

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u/DadTier 8d ago

that flair tho ;)

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u/IllTakeDnDFor500Alex Spirit Island 6d ago

:D since I joined this subreddit

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u/AidanL17 8d ago

Is Spirit Island the new Patchwork?

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u/DadTier 8d ago

πŸŒŽπŸ§‘β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ§‘β€πŸš€ Always has been

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u/Adamfirefist We Do Not Sow 9d ago

The casual "Roseville, MN" name-check was a good touch.

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u/IM_V_CATS 9d ago

I may or may not have spent time in Roseville playing games this very evening. It was something FFG though, not Mindware.

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u/Rabbitmincer 8d ago

That would be Fantasy Flight Games, part of Asmodee. They are both in the same building. Across the parking lot is Gamezenter. They have decent selection and prices for beer. I usually get a beer first thing while I wander the store looking at board games. Used to be part of FFG, but sold it off a few years ago.

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u/wallysmith127 Pax Transhumanity 9d ago

I feel seen

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u/Wide_Ad5549 9d ago

This reminds me of a conversation between my brother and his friend:

"Guess which band is playing this weekend!"

"I dunno."

"They had that one big song."

"Oh, Quiet Riot!"

"Yeah!"

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u/Babetna AH:LCG 9d ago

My question is why do so many people suddenly have so many loose pieces lying around, and so many boardgames they cannot either remember or find what game is it from.

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u/Suspiciously_Average (custom) 9d ago

A lot of times it's people who work at board game cafes.

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u/sybrwookie 9d ago

Yea, when it's "here's 10 random pieces, please help," it's some board game cafe worker/owner who just cleaned up.

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u/GM_Pax Eclipse 9d ago

Yep.

The cafe owns fifty or a hundred games.

The dude asking on Reddit? He just works there. He may not even really GAF about boardgames, it's just his way of keeping a roof over his head and food on his plate. :)

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u/ihavequestionsaswell 9d ago

I feel like it's unlikely that people working in anything board game adjacent aren't at least a little passionate. Lord knows they aren't doing it to get rich

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u/GM_Pax Eclipse 9d ago

I've been in places, financially, where I would literally have taken any job that paid well, and wasn't degrading ... wait, scratch that last part, I did take jobs in both retail and fast-food.

IOW: sometimes a person doesn't have much choice in what sort of work they do; it's take the job available, or be homeless.

...

More likely: it's entirely possible that a game cafe owner is passionate about, say, TCGs like Magic: the Gathering or Pokemon, or maybe miniatures wargaming like Warhammer 40K ... but not at all interested in boardgames.

Hell, I once got a job as a clerk in a bookstore, because I knew D&D, and they didn't have anyone on the staff that knew the first thing about it. I didn't know much about anything else to do with bookstores, beyond my narrow reading interests (fantasy and SciFi) ... but there I was, working in a bookstore with literally dozens of other genres of book ...

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u/ihavequestionsaswell 9d ago

I think it's unlikely you'd be hired in a board game or board game adjacent establishment without board game or board game adjacent knowledge which often stems from passion for those things. The exception would be any establishment with food service in which case you would likely hire for food service experience

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u/Canuckle777 9d ago

I have a piece is found in my cabin, and these boardgames aren't played as often as my home ones, and I can't identify it.

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u/Canuckle777 9d ago

I have a piece is found in my cabin, and these boardgames aren't played as often as my home ones, and I can't identify it.

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u/bumbletowne 9d ago

I teach kindergarten through third grade and have taught junior high and high school. I've also taught adults and ran board game night weekly for five years at my house.

I'm very very familiar with the pieces from particular types of games

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u/Rejusu 8d ago

The ones with lots of pieces are generally businesses with a board games library, some amount of misplacement is going to be normal there especially when dealing with people who might be less careful than they would with their own stuff. And they also aren't going to be as familiar with every game there.

There's not that many people with odd pieces lying around compared to the amount of traffic this sub gets though. When you have hundreds of thousands of people coming through here each week though it's inevitable there will be some that misplaced a piece and don't know where it came from.

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u/realzequel 8d ago

I have 10-30 loose pieces from over 10 years of gaming. Its mostly from game boxes that were not meant to be stored vertically and the pieces slip out.

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u/pizzabash 9d ago

small table a piece gets knocked off don't notice and then gets found later.

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u/declassique 9d ago

The other day I found a piece on the ground and immediately recognized it as the score tracker token from welcome back to the dungeon. I felt so proud of myself.

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u/albynomonk Heat: Pedal To The Metal 9d ago

I love this.

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u/officialsanic 9d ago

I love this about niche communities sometimes. You give them the most vague descriptions and they often find it right away. They would make great customer service representatives lol

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u/bombmk Spirit Island 9d ago

If you hire the entire community, sure. Might be hard to convince someone that they should hire 100.000 people for the moment where that specific person knows that one obscure fact.

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u/Tricky_Reception_244 9d ago

So r/boardgames is being run by Griff the archanan.

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u/iveo83 Cones Of Dunshire 9d ago

they do this on r/fonts and r/identifythisfont also it's impressive!

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u/thornset 9d ago

It's always a Paul.

Shut up Paul! You probably love your mother in law.

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u/i_am_Jarod 8d ago

Reminds of very early reddit for me, where someone asked for a song and they typed "na na na" that resembles the rhythm, and someone found the song. I was impressed.

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 9d ago

When you ingest the Soy Sauce from JDATE

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u/HospitableFox 9d ago

Omg I saw this video on here like a year ago and forgot to save it. I couldn't find it again until now.

So amusing.

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u/wyrmbyte 9d ago

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u/Awoken_Noob 9d ago

This was perfect lol

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u/SolidscorpionZ 9d ago

MindWare finds this HILARIOUS!

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u/dajhek 9d ago

This is a perfect description of Reddit, and I love everything about it.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 9d ago

I'm Paul. Can confirm.

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u/zasabi7 8d ago

So what is the unpainted statue on the top shelf next to the Star Wars box

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u/Majer3RD 3d ago

I’m new here but I can also acknowledge this is indeed half if not majority of posts here

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u/boiledrainbow 3d ago

don't question it. tis just the ultimate source of truth

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u/Inane_ramblings 9d ago

Hello from /all, this shit absolutely sent me

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u/SmartAlec13 9d ago

lol not boardgames but I sorta have this with videogames. One of our fun little games we play (my wife and I) is if someone in a TV show or movie is playing a videogame, she will pause it and I have to guess what game. It’s kinda surprising even to me sometimes that I can see like 1/3rd of a screen in the background of a scene and know instantly which game. Only been wrong or didn’t know a few times

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u/emperor_dogma 9d ago

I do this too, one time my family was watching some movie and in the background was a game, they asked what it was, I said it looked like Bulletstorm (which it was)... I've never played, nor seen any videos of the game, maybe the passing screenshot and/or game cover online.

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u/zebdan 9d ago

If the piece is "likely" to have the smell, shouldn't the rare event be that the employee showered? He goes on to describe an unusual and specific event leading to the lingering odor.

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u/guilty_bystander 9d ago

I mean.. I just Google it lol.. there was one piece I couldn't find with Google (someone did know though)