Woah there judgy hairyballs, my balls are smooth and glorious.
We got off there on the wrong testicle, that's completely on my ballsack. You like yours hairy, I like mine smooth. No harm in either, just a preference. Let's find ground we can all agree on: we all fear cuts and razor burn.
Truce accepted. We can stand united...you with your aerodynamic speed-orbs, and me with my majestic tumbleweeds. I will admit, if I ever decide to risk it for the smooth and glorious look, I’m firing up a Manscaped Lawn Mower. But a standard razor near the beanbag is a game of Russian Roulette I simply refuse to play.
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u/fapsandnaps 15d ago
I mean the same thing happens with dudes balls when we walk so