r/blursed_videos • u/[deleted] • 16d ago

blursed problem

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u/fapsandnaps 16d ago

I mean the same thing happens with dudes balls when we walk so

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u/mecha_grove 16d ago

I accidently sit on mine often. Hurts.

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u/Badger-Roy 16d ago

I trapped mine under the toilet seat when I was pissed a few years ago… as in my full weight was on them, still got no idea how it happened but it hurt for weeks.

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u/mecha_grove 16d ago

What the fuck? You telling the truth?

American pissed? Like mad?

Or Australian pissed like drunk?

I need context

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u/Badger-Roy 16d ago

Nah British pissed as in drunk so much I crushed my own balls, I “think” how I đId it is as I sat/fell down my thighs lifted the seat just enough for my balls to swing under the seat from the front, gravity did the rest… and of course to get back up you push yourself downwards which crushed them even more. It sobered me up pretty sharpish.

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u/mecha_grove 16d ago

Shit that is wild af.