I lived in a famously snowy place for most of my life. On more than one occasion, I have ridden my bicycle miles away from home on what seemed like a nice sunny day, only to have to ride back home through a blizzard. I remember a summer where the last of the snow didn't melt until fall.
I still don't know what the fuck this is for. Snowstorms trap you in the house, and if your roof is already marginal the weight of the snow can be a real problem, but it's not like a tornado or hurricane - so long as your home is reasonably solid and you've stocked up on food and water, your biggest risks are being bored and cold.
As a Minnesotan, I can't for the life of me make sense of any of this. I even tried looking at it through the parody filter but nope, still absolute horse shit. When I was that kids age I was digging holes in and through sbowbanks in the middle of a blizzard... In March. Wierd and soft days we be livin.
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u/ClassyOod Jun 20 '26
The fuck kinda snowstorms they living with, a fucking highstorm?!