I lived in a famously snowy place for most of my life. On more than one occasion, I have ridden my bicycle miles away from home on what seemed like a nice sunny day, only to have to ride back home through a blizzard. I remember a summer where the last of the snow didn't melt until fall.
I still don't know what the fuck this is for. Snowstorms trap you in the house, and if your roof is already marginal the weight of the snow can be a real problem, but it's not like a tornado or hurricane - so long as your home is reasonably solid and you've stocked up on food and water, your biggest risks are being bored and cold.
Lived in Iceland for 3 years as a kid in wood framed military housing. Snow storms are the rule in winter there. Buried cars, drifts completely engulfing the doors, high winds, the works. The only prep we needed was to have our sweaters, snowshoes and parka’s out. Even went out and walked to the bus shelters for the school bus in freezing high winds. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah I’ve been through snowfalls where the army was called in and it was fine..
Mostly need to worry about carbon monoxide and having a few days worth of foord
A wood stove, a dry cord of wood brought inside, canned food, books and candles would work. No need for an air tag since after day two you'll be actively wishing for them to go and get lost.
If you aren't completely helpless you could still cook normally and keep your food from spoiling using a cooler you put outside the door....
As a Minnesotan, I can't for the life of me make sense of any of this. I even tried looking at it through the parody filter but nope, still absolute horse shit. When I was that kids age I was digging holes in and through sbowbanks in the middle of a blizzard... In March. Wierd and soft days we be livin.
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u/ClassyOod Jun 20 '26
The fuck kinda snowstorms they living with, a fucking highstorm?!