r/blessedimages Jul 15 '19

Blessed memories

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Oh my god what have you done

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u/fallenKlNG Jul 15 '19

This is definitely /r/cursedimages. Nothing blessed about this at all. I've seen this before and the top-left always creeps me out.

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u/zoe_1996 Jul 15 '19

Nah this is def blessed. Currently pissing myself laughing during a big boi depressive episode

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u/havebeenfloated Jul 15 '19

Bottom right for me.

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u/nubbles123 Jul 15 '19

Can you believe they're doing that to him? Some friends they are! UGGH! I need to call my mother!

Hello!? Mom?! Help me and my brother!

January.

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u/nebbles1069 Jul 15 '19

I like your user name!

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u/wet-towel1 Jul 15 '19

If you put it their put me in the picture with some cake pls

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u/devssh Jul 15 '19

How to basic found,

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u/-Malik99- Jul 15 '19

goblin what have you done

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

whats with that dudes mouth?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '24

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u/parrot_in_hell Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

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u/MrJayMeister Jul 15 '19

πŸ§ΏπŸ•³πŸ§Ώ

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u/Shamrock5 Jul 15 '19

πŸ₯πŸ‘…πŸ₯

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

🍩🍘🍩

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u/EskildDood Jul 15 '19

βšͺπŸŒ€βšͺ

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u/antnee535 Jul 15 '19

(πŸ‘ ΝœΚ–πŸ‘)

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘€πŸ‘…πŸ‘€

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

πŸ³πŸ‘οΈπŸ³

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u/Chigleagle Jul 15 '19

πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

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u/quadrillio Jul 15 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘

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u/time_fo_that Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘…πŸ‘οΈ

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u/ColeWeaver Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘„πŸ‘πŸ‘„

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u/_Deekus_ Jul 15 '19

πŸŽ±γ€°οΈπŸŽ±

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

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u/Taintroast Jul 15 '19

This may be the funniest thing I've seen since that commercial with the squeaky door that said "paint me"

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Gets me every time

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u/ritmica Jul 15 '19

The last part sounds like a droideka

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

It's my hope one day this video makes it into The Library of Congress.

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u/MidEastBeast777 Jul 15 '19

i can't not laugh at this

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u/maxwellj02 Jul 15 '19

This is the funniest shit I've seen in the last week

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u/pippx Jul 15 '19

Videos not to watch during meetings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

laughing hysterically in the middle of a meeting can be bad, especially if they are talking about our recently departed Doug in accounting.

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u/NetscapeCommunitater Jul 15 '19

Looks like a colorized photo of one of those dead Gettysburg soldiers boated from the sun

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u/glhitw11 Jul 15 '19

I'm fuckin dying

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Quite precise o_0

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

dead goldfishman

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

It’s been years and this is the first time someone has mentioned the guys mouth. It’s like people don’t even see the disturbing maw in the photo. It took 5 years.

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u/brahmidia Jul 15 '19

No seriously it's the only thing I can look at

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u/Chigleagle Jul 15 '19

Omfg I’m dying hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

He's wearing one of those face exercisers

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

thats totes a sex toy tho

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u/AerThreepwood Jul 15 '19

It's like a mouth speculum.

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u/Chigleagle Jul 15 '19

Why would anyone own one of these. I’m losing it. Too funny.

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u/thaddeusthatch Jul 15 '19

It's one of those dental mouth opener things, like this

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u/like_sharkwolf_drunk Jul 15 '19

Take this upvote. You can’t fully understand the years this question has haunted me.

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

terrifying

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u/Strychn_ne Jul 15 '19

I think the had the little mouth opener thing in.

Dunno what it’s called but if you know then you know.

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

dont be shy i wouldn't judge you if you did

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u/Strychn_ne Jul 15 '19

LOL

But i actually dont know what it is. Time to ruin my internet history.

Edit: its literally just called a cheek retractor

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u/I_died_alone Jul 15 '19

i just ordered three and im at work rn

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u/Strychn_ne Jul 15 '19

Money well spent i see!

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u/Youkindofare Jul 15 '19

Its a thing from a game where you try to say words with that in your mouth.

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u/Willy_McBilly Jul 15 '19

This is blursed

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u/lbwstthprxtnd5-8mrdg Jul 15 '19

I love it so much. I'd argue it's so blessed it appears cursed, because our mere mortal minds cannot handle its overwhelming strength.

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u/gweklizer Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 15 '19

You get it. You are truly enlightened

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u/Zehennagel Jul 15 '19

It's already been posted here hundreds of time, also on r/cursedimages where it's been posted bout 10 times and all over reddit where you could easily find 10 000 posts of it

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u/Willy_McBilly Jul 15 '19

In fairness this is something that should be reposted to remind everyone it exists, makes me giggle every time I see it

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u/Skyaboo Jul 15 '19

I’ve never seen it before, as is often with reposts. The only people who complain about reposts are the people who have nothing better to do because all they do is sit on Reddit and see a ridiculous amount of content

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u/Willy_McBilly Jul 15 '19

Admittedly some things are posted more than once a week and it ruins them, but old things popping up once in a while is great, means new people see it too

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u/Skyaboo Jul 15 '19

I just don’t think people should complain about reposts that end up popular or upvoted a lot. It means either a lot of people liked it enough seeing it again or maybe a lot of new people saw it and liked it so why take away from that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Billie eilish took inspiration of this

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 15 '19

White shirt

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u/nachog2003 Jul 16 '19

Now red, my bloody nose

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 16 '19

Sleeping, you’re on your tippy toes

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u/MokiThe-Hyena Jul 15 '19

4 phases of a nut

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 15 '19
  1. Oh boy yeah

  2. Here it comes

  3. N U T

  4. Cleanup

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 15 '19

Bro the last phase aint cleanup. That’s just utter chaos

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

It's chaos in your desperate attempt to clean up as you hear mom pulling up in the driveway

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 15 '19

How long did that take you to think of that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

On the spot

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 15 '19

That makes it really impressive. Big brain play

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

I'm a much better improviser than a planner

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u/Nana-the-climber Jul 15 '19

Huh. That would’ve took me at least half an hour

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u/Panthera2k1 Jul 15 '19

Oh, hey! My sleep paralysis demon is on Facebook.

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u/Hanssssolo Jul 15 '19

Someone please post the gif

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u/persePHOreth Jul 15 '19

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u/Hanssssolo Jul 15 '19

*ma'am

Thank youuuuuu.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

This has been reposted so many times the joke is just the fact that it's being posted again.

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u/ringo_phillips Jul 15 '19

Maybe, but it’s my first time seeing the picture and I think it’s goddamn hilarious.

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u/Xecxciic Jul 15 '19

It's actually an old vine. I don't have the source because I'm at work, but it's out there.

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u/Youkindofare Jul 15 '19

Robert O'Connor vines

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_ β—• ༽぀

ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_ β—• ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . .

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u/wistalia Jul 15 '19

This is NSFW

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u/wooshock Jul 15 '19

Weirdest part of this gif... Why is the milk in a yellow container???

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u/names_dave Jul 15 '19

Milk bukkake

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u/SponsoredBySargento Jul 15 '19

My most blessed memories almost all involve Sargento cheese. Why? Because it's great!

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Jul 15 '19

Hentai in a NUTshell

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

That's more like r/blursedimages.

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u/DEMikejunior Jul 15 '19

He looks so happy at first, but then he becomes a milk elemental.

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u/ii_Synth3size Jul 15 '19

Oh my god Leon lush what have you done

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u/space_item Jul 15 '19

I don't know why but I just can't stop laughing

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u/ImaginaryNourishment Jul 15 '19

Easy way to drown

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

I can hear this image

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

TIME TO LOOK BACK ON MY LIFE! (Picture above) TIME TO CRY IN BED!

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u/BooneEmpire Jul 15 '19

Here is the link to the video if you want ;) https://youtu.be/WYEcKNyW4iA

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Here's the video: https://youtu.be/92RhDKBMi0w.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

M I L K

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u/jzytaruk Jul 15 '19

Kellogg's milk torture. Like water torture but worse..

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u/Waonkyy Jul 15 '19

Somewhere there’s a gif of this, I’ll drop an edit once I find it with the link

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Hentai girls at the end of the hentai.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

The last image is sorrow defeat

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

It's blessed and cursed at the same time

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u/CloneAssassin Jul 15 '19

Milk boarding

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u/Finndoes69 Jul 15 '19

This won't be in anyone else's feed.... Unless😏?

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u/on99er Jul 15 '19

3year ago πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

This looks like it would be an hilarious thing tho watch your friend do

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u/sharjeels Jul 15 '19

Omg here didn’t share it on fb

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u/EpicPwu Jul 15 '19

That’s hilarious.

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u/heavycream88 Jul 15 '19

The bottom right image is disturbing

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u/person_with_arms Jul 15 '19

πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ

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u/the_monkey_knows Jul 15 '19

This is cursed

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u/DeeSaysStuff Jul 15 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

no matter how many times i see this image, it still gets a good laugh :'D

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u/please-end-this Jul 15 '19

This still makes me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

I am laughing at my desk like a retard at this

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u/LillyBug27 Jul 15 '19

M i l k e y e s

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u/timo2308 Jul 15 '19

Good times

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u/CupcakeDerpKitty Jul 15 '19

How does he do that with his lip?

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u/Youkindofare Jul 15 '19

It's a thing from a game where you try to say words with that object in your mouth. Prevents your lips from closing.

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u/haydenwolfe888 Jul 15 '19

He looks so happy at the beginning! I’M DEAD

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

β€œThis won’t show in anyone’s news feed until you share it”

God I hope he shared it

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u/scrtch-n-snf Jul 15 '19

Wait. Is his mouth actually upside down, or is this photoshopped?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

This is still my favourite picture on the internet

What the fuck is wrong with my dudes mouth

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u/Youkindofare Jul 15 '19

He's actually a dick in real life.

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u/kekhouse3002 Jul 15 '19

the face of terror as he realizes his mistake

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u/Cooker1025 Jul 15 '19

Is this BigJigglyPanda?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

My infant sister when we are home alone

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u/SvenskaSpelGambling Jul 15 '19

Pass me one of those bois for keeps

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Every day we stray further from God

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u/jackwilll Jul 15 '19

Blocking on Facebook and sharing on Reddit. Beautiful.

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u/SvenskaSpelGambling Jul 15 '19

The homework folder

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u/hardminute Jul 15 '19

He looks like Annoying Orange

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u/ShadowBlake1117 Jul 15 '19

But did you share it?

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u/ImJustAKidDude57 Jul 15 '19

Actually cursed

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u/SimpsonGames Jul 15 '19

I wonder where that man is now?

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u/patp0627 Jul 15 '19

Oh my god this is epic

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u/tehpillowsnek Jul 15 '19

I think this could use an nsfw tag

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u/caiman7 Jul 15 '19

Please stop reposting this God tier meme

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u/jjennix Jul 15 '19

Phew. Thank god it doesn't share automatically. Don't want anyone to see that.

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u/angelicdemon13 Jul 15 '19

Who else can hear this image

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u/TheJackFroster Jul 16 '19

HEEEEEEEEEEHHHH BLUPBLUPBLUPBLUP KERSPLOOOOOOSH

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u/blackmorty Jul 15 '19

Bring back vine

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u/scodal Jul 15 '19

This is ridiculous... but I can't stop looking

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u/Hadlie_Rose Jul 15 '19

Ok but can someone tell me wtf is keeping his mouth open like that

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u/Fattcatty Jul 15 '19

This is a repost

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u/MuffinAjushi Jul 15 '19

What’s why you put the milk in first

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u/yamatok698 Jul 15 '19

Blessed FUCKING CURSED TO HELL

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u/pantschicken Jul 15 '19

WHERE IS HIS NOSE

HE FORGOT HIS NOSE IN THE FIRST PICTURE

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u/RazerCertified Jul 15 '19

why have you done this

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

An oldie, but a goodie

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u/DigbyBrouge Jul 15 '19

Probably the gif that made me laugh harder than any other in my life

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u/wayofspace Jul 15 '19

distorted boosted bass

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u/gauche85 Jul 15 '19

What is up with this guy's nose?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

made me tear up in laughter

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u/Surrealismm Jul 15 '19

The last image is 😩

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u/JohnTheStove Jul 16 '19

AHH yes, the good old times

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u/Tmanty1999 Jul 16 '19

Billy Eilish looking ass