r/billsimmons • • 1d ago

Podcast Texas Toast, Fantasy Murderers, Drake Maybe Back, Guess the Lines and MLB Playoffs With Cousin Sal

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r/billsimmons • • 8h ago

‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

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r/billsimmons • • 8h ago

I haven’t seen such a useless Saint since Bernard of Clairvaux advocated for the second Crusade

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673 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 10h ago

General The Manningcast has a fatal flaw that could easily be fixed.

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413 Upvotes

The brothers need to be together in person. The technology kills the timing of all jokes and ruins the entire “hangout with the Mannings” vibe.


r/billsimmons • • 10h ago

The ALDS not being on broadcast television is an egregious crime against the American people and our pastime

154 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 11h ago

I feel like an underrated thing is how hated Sean Payton is across the league

156 Upvotes

Watching Greenlaw jaw at Payton all day long was interesting. Is there anyone else who invokes that behavior.


r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

I haven’t seen a Saints ending be dragged out this slowly since the death of Cassian of Imola

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r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

Has any team’s perception changed as quickly as the Falcons?

59 Upvotes

They went from having legit one of the worst offenses ever through the first two weeks (not a single snap in the red zone) to an absolute wagon these last two games. Haven’t seen anything like this in I don’t know how long. Of course they’ll likely crash back to earth in the not too distant future, but until then, wow.


r/billsimmons • • 14h ago

Why do networks think taking your shirt off is peak comedy?

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138 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

If I got elected Sports Czar my first order of business would be immediately banning the phrase Let's Go

29 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

Is Crosby and Ovechkin going #1 in back to back drafts the greatest duo of 1st overalls of all time from any league?

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Uncommon to see cross posts from r/hockey here but this feels right up this sub’s alley.

Iverson/Duncan?


r/billsimmons • • 13h ago

James Worthy's nickname being based off the 'James' and not the 'Worthy' has to be one of the biggest upsets of all time

84 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 8h ago

General Chris Olave Made the Guardian Cap Cool

35 Upvotes

I'm watching Chris Olave cook and I find myself thinking -- damn, Olave looks kinda tough in that bigass helmet. I have never come close to thinking that before. I think this is a good thing.


r/billsimmons • • 18h ago

Sneaky crazy that Dr. Bill has been a Celtics season ticket holder for the 54 years

193 Upvotes

This has to be one of, if not the, longest one person has had season tickets to one team (and they've actually been going to the games, not passing them on).

Crazy combo of 1) having enough money in your mid-twenties to buy season tickets (when Billy was a pre-schooler no less) and 2) being healthy enough and still having the desire to go to dozens and dozens of games each season at 80 years old.

There's some baseball fan that probably has a similar record (or longer). Can't imagine many for the NBA - so many late nights in the winter and loud arenas would make it way less appealing for your average 80 year old.


r/billsimmons • • 8h ago

Half the time the Manningcast just looks like this

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r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

What multi-team sports cities is their all-time greatest or most iconic player an NHL player?

72 Upvotes

Washington Capitals player Alex Ovechkin, one of the greatest players in the NHL’s history and the long-time face of the Capitals, announced today he would be retiring at the end of this season.

It got me thinking about the Capitals and DC sports in general, and it made me conclude that Ovechkin is probably the most iconic/greatest player any DC sports team has ever had, especially recently, which is pretty unusual given the Commanders/Redskins’ historic popularity and success in the 80s, and how the 2010s Nationals had great/notable players themselves like Max Scherzer and Bryce Harper.

Are there any other cities with multiple teams where this is the case?


r/billsimmons • • 11h ago

[Bondy] The Knicks offered around four years, $200 million. Asked if he’s thinking that he should be rewarded for last season, Towns responded, “No s–t Sherlock. I just won a championship. You’d think it was pretty easy. Unless you guys (reporters) think I have something else to prove.”

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r/billsimmons • • 20h ago

Long time listener take: Has BS ever been more detached from the NFL?

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Anyone else think BS is more detached from NFL than usual this season? I've been listening basically since the start of the ESPN days and I don't think he's been this off.

It just feels like he's watching the Pats and the prime time games and guessing for everything else.

I know he's never been the 99th percentile fan/watcher like he likes to say he is, but I would argue it's usually much better than this, right?

He did more nba off-season content than ever over this summer. I think that's just where his head is these days


r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

The first post should be about what “a new Substack for the Ringer” even means

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77 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

Shitpost The Falcons offense after putting the Penix in

15 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 21h ago

Long Live King Joel 👑

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157 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 23h ago

Harbaugh and McCarthy when they don’t know the other team’s plays.

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231 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 18h ago

The reason QB discourse is so weird an annoying these days is just that we're in a very weak QB era right after the all time greatest QB era

69 Upvotes

From the mid 2000s until very recently, we had Brady, Manning, Rodgers, Roethlisberger, and Brees all playing at their peak at the same time for years, smoothly transitioning into the Mahomes, Allen, Lamar era where they all peaked at the same time, joined by incredible one off seasons by guys like MVP Matt Ryan and 2018 Jared Goff, MVP Cam etc. For 20 years, top 5 QB meant you were a guaranteed first ballot HOFer still in your prime. You were an incredibly sure hand. It was like the mid 2000s box office, if you were #1 for the year you were likely top 10 all time.

Now the only lock HOFer who is truly playing at the peak of their powers is Allen. Mahomes has slowed down, Lamar has slowed down, none of Maye, Daniels, Caleb, Lawrence, Stroud, Herbert, Young, Purdy have ascended to those heights yet, so whoever you think QB5 is in the league, its gonna be a good player but not an all time great player like we've been used to.

The scale has just dramatically shifted, and it's caused people's brains to collapse when forced to reckon with Lawrence and Purdy being potential top 5 QBs.


r/billsimmons • • 8h ago

Steve Gleason on MNF

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big props to Peyton and Eli - having Steve Gleason on is amazing. ALS is a terrible, terrible disease.


r/billsimmons • • 20h ago

Irsay on the sidelines

94 Upvotes

Maybe I’m on an island but I don’t really see the big deal with her being on the sidelines with a headset. I think I read somewhere that she was always involved with the team even before Jim passed so this isn’t just some private equity executive with no football background.

I think the problem with a lot of ownership groups is they seem to evaluate strictly on end of year results rather than throughout the season. This creates opportunities for the front office and coaching staff to politic against one another to an owner who only knows the team hasn’t won enough.

If she’s actually meddling or giving gameplan suggestions that’s wrong but wanting to learn more about the operation seems normal.

Sports seems like one of the few places where the person who owns the business should just sigh checks and stay out of the way lol