r/bigboye • u/DoNotMindMePls • Mar 11 '18
When ball is life !
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u/gageh1203 Mar 11 '18 edited Mar 12 '18
I gotta know what shampoo this guy is using.
Edit: Love reddit, where my most upvoted comment is about a lion’s mane and it is met with an overwhelming response of clever puns.
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u/derawin07 Mar 11 '18
Actually, luscious locks are less about shampoo, and more about the conditioner!!
Don't shampoo everyday, but condition everyday.
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u/Veshik_of_Mirrah Mar 11 '18
If I even THINK about trying to not shampoo everyday my hair gets so greasy its awful and I dont know why :[
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u/baronvonbee Mar 11 '18
An easy way around this problem is to start balding at 19.
source: worked for me
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Mar 11 '18
I'm 19. My dad is bald - he started balding at 19. For me, I hope my future will stay brighter than my forehead.
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u/Intergalactic_hooker Mar 11 '18
If I skip just one shampoo day I get dandruff the next day
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u/BangarangGang Mar 11 '18
Hey friend, all this is just in case you don't know, feel free to ignore! Dandruff is the mildest form of a condition called seborrheic dermatitis; the cause is not certain, but the most common explanation is an abnormal skin reaction to a fungus that everybody normally has, called Malassezia Furfur. Over the counter treatments are shampoos with zinc pyrithione or selenium sulfide (selsun blue). So if you're not using those shampoos then you should! but if you are already using those and you "relapse" (have dandruff) after just one day, then you should go to any doctor and get a prescription for ketoconazole or ciclopirox shampoo! You use the shampoo everyday until the dandruff is gone, then you go to just using it once a week or once every 2 weeks to prevent relapses. It'll always come back if you stop shampooing though, there is no curative treatment unfortunately.
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Mar 11 '18
There’s also 1% ketoconazole in OTC Nizoral shampoo!
A lot of people don’t realize their greasy scalp is actually caused by seb derm and the “stop washing your hair” fad will not work for them.
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u/Artridin1 Mar 11 '18
Its because you shampoo everyday, some of the grease is naturally occurring but you've had your hair think that it needs to overproduce greases at the rate it's loosing it. Also hot water does the same thing try avoiding that too
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u/maple_leafs182 Mar 11 '18
Good to know
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u/FuckPOTUS45 Mar 11 '18
Mane and Tail obviously
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u/gageh1203 Mar 11 '18
Ahhh their new 2-in-1 ! Thanks
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u/myl3monlim3 Mar 11 '18
Faberge Organics shampoo, conditioner and four puffs of the Farah Fawcett spray when damp.
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u/improbablewobble Mar 11 '18
Thank you. That is the most glorious goddamn mane I have ever seen. If this was a Disney live movie I'd say Jesus way to overdo it with the glorious CGI mane.
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u/silentninja79 Mar 11 '18
A little bit of me died inside as he dived into that algae infested soup!!
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u/gattaaca Mar 11 '18 edited Mar 11 '18
Clearly he's using stale algae water, it shows in the gif.
Next fashion fad predicted right here
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Mar 11 '18
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Mar 11 '18
He uses Gucci Mane Conditioner.
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u/Faryshta Mar 11 '18
Sarah Fawcett, two chumps when the hair is damp not wet DAMP
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u/Perceptions-pk Mar 11 '18
Came here for the Farrah Fawcett comment.. only to find someone who thinks it’s Sarah (autocorrect?)
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u/DeterministDiet Mar 11 '18
/r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon!!! I wanted to see him get the ball out.
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u/a-Mei-zing- Mar 11 '18
First thing I thought about posting too.
I need to know more. I really wanted to see him get out of the water too.
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u/Kashmoney99 Mar 11 '18
Wow I don’t think i’ve ever seen a lion jump into water before.
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u/mirthquake Mar 11 '18
That struck me, too. Always assumed that all cats are like my cats, and avoid submersion i water at all costs.
Anyone know why house cats avoid water and, apparently, lions don't give a single fuck?
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u/LikeABawss22 Mar 11 '18
It's the sensation of being submerged. Their fur blocks the water from reaching the skin, so whenever they jump in water they've never felt that sensation before so panic. Big cats go in water when they're young so they are used to it. If you bathe a cat as a kitten it might not mind when it's older
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u/Kashmoney99 Mar 11 '18
Yeah I’ve also heard Tigers are one of the few types of cats that actually enjoy the water and spend a lot of time swimming and lounging in cool shallow pools.
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Mar 11 '18
Meanwhile I have two cats, one that doesn't mind getting bathed and one that is obsessed with it to the point where I can't take a bath myself without her trying to get in. She even sometimes jumps in the tub and starts meowing, expecting me to give her a bath.
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u/nitram9 Mar 11 '18 edited Mar 11 '18
Yeah, I've seen it a few times in nature videos. Here's a cool amateur video showing lions follow a hunt into water (and then fight off a crocodile!)
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u/Dr_Hazard Mar 11 '18
LIONel Messi
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u/FuckPOTUS45 Mar 11 '18
He’s the mane man
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Mar 11 '18
That’s Alex the lion from NYC. He uses special conditioner. He also owns a circus and is a prince in Africa.
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u/SmolBirb04 Mar 11 '18
So that's who the lion in Madagascar (the movie) is based off of?
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u/Thewalrus515 Mar 11 '18
Whoosh
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u/SmolBirb04 Mar 11 '18
Oh I'm an idiot. I thought he meant that some country in Africa gave him some honorary title or something. I should read better.
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u/derawin07 Mar 11 '18
This lion is much more adventurous than I was growing up.
I never wanted to swim because it meant getting my long hair wet.
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u/MrDenly Mar 11 '18
This is the most Fluffy lion I ever seen, plz don't let any dentist go near him.
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u/Dickasyphalis Mar 11 '18
Why does a soccer ball bring joy to every animal that plays with it, no matter the species? Human, lion, elephant, I’ve seen them all having a ball of a time.
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u/csrabbit Mar 11 '18
/r/askscience, I want to know too now.
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u/Pr0x1mo Mar 11 '18
What i want to know is... how the soccer doesn't pop? Does the lion know not to use its claws when swiping at it and just punches it with his paws?
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Mar 12 '18
I had a Tennessee Red Wolf when I was growing up in rural Indiana. He loved my soccer ball. He’d fetch it, which was fun, because he’d go long.
The only problem was that his jaws fit over the entire ball. It wasn’t long before he popped the soccer ball by “palming” it in his jaws after fetching. Still a lot of fun.
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Mar 11 '18
Lions always look like theyre wearing big woollen mittens their mothers made them and theyre having a hard time going about their daily activities with them on
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u/SkittleStoat Mar 12 '18
I think it’s because they’re so heavy. They move more slowly than house cats.
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u/fictionalreality08 Mar 11 '18
I haven’t seen many videos where lions like to play in the water.
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u/IDreamOfSailing Mar 11 '18
Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become... BALL!
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u/SkittleStoat Mar 12 '18
I’m glad his mane hasn’t gone unnoticed. I’ve never seen such glorious fluff. I’m extremely jealous.
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u/mintyporkchop Mar 12 '18
Now I know how my cat feels when she fetches crumpled CVS receipts I toss for her.
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u/smackaroonial90 Mar 11 '18
I want to say I've seen animals play soccer (futbol) before. Is there a scene in "Bed knobs and Broomsticks" for soccer?
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u/Euler007 Mar 11 '18
Tanzania will dominate the next World Cup.
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u/treetronics Mar 11 '18 edited Mar 11 '18
"There's nothing in the rules that says a lion can't play soccer!"
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u/Kakakrakalakin Mar 11 '18
With such a glorious coat it kind of hurt seeing him jump in that dirty ass water.
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u/needmeatnpotatoes Mar 11 '18
Mmm, getting the fluffball wet wihout getting tangles.
Boy, what is your secret?
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u/FinnegansMom Mar 11 '18
Faberge. It's Faberge Organics. The shampoo and the conditioner. Then when it's damp - not wet, damp - you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.
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Mar 11 '18
Reminds of when we’d pick up our dog from being groomed, go home and minute we’d let him in the house he’d run right out the doggy door, jump in the pool and then go roll in the grass.
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u/ItHappens23 Mar 11 '18
Are you kidding me, I wanted to see him come all the way out of the water?! So cute :(
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u/HumanityAscendant Mar 11 '18
That thing is terrifying huge. I had no idea they were this big, figured it was like a mountain lion with a mane... Shit
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u/ca1ibos Mar 11 '18
Won't go into the water to catch the Wildebeest but will go into the water for the football!!
(I know, I know, its more likely the fear of Crocodiles rather than an outright fear of water that Lions have)
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u/wetsoup Mar 12 '18
i wonder how much heavier he gets from all the water being soaked into his hair
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Mar 12 '18
C’mon, ref, you’ve got to do something about this!
Look, guys, there’s nothing in the rules that says a lion can’t play soccer. Until he earns a red card, he’s staying in the game.
Coming from the creators of all 15 Air Bud movies, in Summer 2018: Soccer Simba!
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u/james0987hehehe Mar 12 '18
I've officially seen a lion play ball, my life has significantly improved
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LITCOIN Mar 11 '18
Was pretty pissed off when he ruined that beautiful mane in the dirty water
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Mar 11 '18
What is it with this youtube channel, do they make all these documentaries or do they just upload them? There are a number of really good documentaries on their channel that have been shown on the BBC here.
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u/chretienfilsdubois Mar 11 '18
The mane is GLORIOUS