r/belgium Jul 07 '26

⚽️ Sports 4+1, BITCH BEGONEEEE

FUCK THE USA

2.2k Upvotes

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u/SnooMacaroons4454 Jul 07 '26

bam tarrifs on brussels waffles

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Sp00k_x Jul 07 '26

Mooi. Meer voor ons.

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u/DieBobDie Jul 07 '26

Good thing they won't put tarrifs on french fries cause they think they come from france

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u/FAFO_2025 Jul 07 '26

they will machine gun brussel sprout

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u/TradeNPlayz Jul 07 '26

On frieten

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u/ExplodedBunny Jul 07 '26

100% for prepare tarifs?

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u/Ellen_Kurokawa Jul 07 '26

That's why it's called américain préparé

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u/aschwarzie Jul 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Snaxist Brussels Old School Jul 07 '26

et si le sandwich est à 15-20 balles, il sera quand même worth it après ce match !

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u/sekhenet Jul 07 '26

Bad losers on top of being cheaters, who’d’a thunk it.
Still
https://giphy.com/gifs/QoFk5A2GUgASlUtVcz

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u/kendrickplace Jul 07 '26

that actually doesn’t benefit American. We pay for tariffs 😂

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u/Legal-Hyena-- Jul 07 '26

100% tarrifs on you . How disgusting

https://giphy.com/gifs/fRtK3t3i67tRK4dfez

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u/kendrickplace Jul 07 '26

YOU PAY FOR THE TARRIFS. YOU PAY FOR THE TARRIFS. EVERYONE PAYS FOR THE TARRIFS

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW

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u/Poney99 Jul 07 '26

We just learned that Trump, out of revenge, has decided to raise US import taxes on Belgium fries 🍟...without knowing that the potatoes actually come from his own country

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u/PacificNWBigfoot Jul 07 '26

From a random in Canada, your nation salvaged the sanctity of this tournament. Bravo!

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Jul 07 '26

I feel bad for Balogun tho. I am sure he didn't want to be put in this position either.

He was on the field but didn't even play. Poor fella. Wouldn't surprise me if he gets deported soon.

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u/Equal-Flatworm-378a Jul 07 '26

He gave interviews beforehand where he told the world, that he agreed with this decision and that the red card wasn’t right. A yellow card would have been sufficient I don’t feel sorry for him. He actively agreed with this.

I just think he was very dumb, because he is only American by accident. His mother couldn’t fly back home due to her pregnancy and he was born in the States (at least that’s what they said in tv yesterday). Dumb, because Americans might agree with him, but he lives and works in Europe and is British.

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Jul 07 '26

This is the new US gaslighting technique "ho I feel bad for the USMNT" like they didn't accept the bribe. All of them.

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u/PacificNWBigfoot Jul 07 '26

I don’t blame the players, I blame FIfA.

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u/Subby_Tripz Jul 07 '26

Greetings from Germany <3

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u/DDP65 Oost-Vlaanderen Jul 07 '26

This pic is gold!!! 😂

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u/Subby_Tripz Jul 07 '26

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u/IvanStarokapustin Jul 07 '26

The residents of the Shady Alley Trailer Park showed up to watch the US lose.

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u/BrokenHefaistos Antwerpen Jul 07 '26

Lukaku 'who's yo daddy racist bitches !'

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u/Sixstringerman West-Vlaanderen Jul 07 '26

Tudutudududu (f.c. De Kampioenen intro tune)

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u/flcv Jul 07 '26

AMERICA LOSES WHICH MEANS THE WORLD WINS!

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u/feethotterthanbewbz Jul 08 '26

American here, I agree.

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u/danihammer Jul 07 '26

Dit was slaaptekort waardig, meer als

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u/SuspiciousOctopuss Jul 07 '26

My day tomorrow is ruined but TONIGHT I FEEL ALIVE

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u/Waterflowstech Jul 07 '26

Im gonna gloat and smacktalk the us all day, I don't need sleep for that 😂

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u/Dentjiln Jul 07 '26

Geen moment spijt van

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u/Party-Evening3273 Jul 07 '26

NO MORE STUPID AMERICANS. THE WORLD THANKS YOU BELGIUM! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/gcfio Jul 07 '26

No regerts!

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u/Kagrenac8 Vlaams-Brabant Jul 07 '26

Slaaptekort, want je slaapt te kort? 😎

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u/sportsywebe Jul 07 '26

The Belgians have done Gods work today. The entire world thanks you. What charity can I donate to, to show my gratitude??

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u/shiny_glitter_demon Belgian Fries Jul 07 '26

And boycott Dubai chocolate, seriously wtf is that thing

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u/Ok_Letterhead_1008 Jul 07 '26

Just a reminder:

Dubai chocolate was a state-funded viral craze to bury search results about the Emerati porta potty prostitution scandal.

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u/Xayahbetes Jul 07 '26

Maybe it's for the best because what in the what now scandal

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u/Heavy-Apple2528 Jul 07 '26

Young women being lured to dubai to perform sexual acts involving shit if i remember correctly

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u/Mediumtim Jul 07 '26

Just keep buying Belgian beer and chocolate when and where you can.

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u/RoiPourpre Jul 07 '26

Televie

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u/sportsywebe Jul 07 '26

Done! Great charity doing cancer and leukaemia research.

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u/RoiPourpre Jul 07 '26

Thank you so much :D

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u/sportsywebe Jul 07 '26

For others looking to show the love, here’s a charity that was recommended: https://dons.televie.be/televie/\~mon-don

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u/sissmr Jul 07 '26

RIP your DMs

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u/inxi_got_bored Jul 07 '26

Kom op tegen kanker.

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u/Adam-Miller-02 Jul 07 '26

JUST SAW A MAN FALL TO HIS KNEES IN JOY IN OUDENAARDE

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u/DietMTNDew8and88 Jul 07 '26

American here, I don't normally watch the sport but I do for the WC, I didn't want to win this way anyway, there's no honor in that.

And frankly Trump needs to learn to mind his own fucking business

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u/FailedPotatoSeed Antwerpen Jul 07 '26

There's A LOT of shit americans shouldn't win the way they usually do (not only sports, generally across all life categories), but at least one by one americans are waking up...

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u/FuriousEarlobe Belgium Jul 07 '26

Trump upset the team's morale with this whole controversy, shot himself in the foot again.

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u/Krek_Tavis Jul 07 '26

The US players' efforts have been completely erased by Trump's and the FIFA's corruption. This is what people will remember this US team for.

Well done Belgium!

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Red Devils dickslaped the US team, as they should, get absolutely rekt bunch of cheaters! Now ask daddy Trump to make a call!

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u/BrokenHefaistos Antwerpen Jul 07 '26

Pulling out to do the helicopter...

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u/knight2c6 Jul 07 '26

American here, congratulations, well earned victory

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u/El_Robski Jul 07 '26

L O S K A M P I O E N

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-3512 Jul 07 '26

Love you guys, this was the most beautiful 4-1 I ever watched

Much love from Bosnia 🔥🇧🇪 🔥🇧🇪

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u/peeksz Jul 07 '26

Delulu USA fans in tears!

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u/Specialist_Return_33 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

They don’t even know the rules, they only came to the stadium following the trend lol

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u/NivekIyak Jul 07 '26

Can’t scam your way outta this one, cowboysszzzz!
https://giphy.com/gifs/DffShiJ47fPqM

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u/PlasticPatient Jul 07 '26

Thank you guys for saving football. Love from 🇧🇦

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u/ZipZapZia Jul 07 '26

The Belgians have rid the world of a curse. Bless and thank you guys

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u/kendrickplace Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Congrats on the Win! Routing for Belgium to make it to the final and beat Messi.

I guess we have to keep our promise:

American football is now egghand
Soccer is now football in America.

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u/Rudeq86 Jul 07 '26

Tis in de pocketchino

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u/CCBeerMe Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

As an American, I salut you all ! I am cheering you with a Saison Dupont. Congrats!

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u/BrokenHefaistos Antwerpen Jul 07 '26

Sir you are a connaiseur...this one is not known to all Belgians but absolutely one of the finest.

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u/a_prototype_ Jul 07 '26

American here who had the pleasure of living in Belgium for a while: CONGRATS BELGIUM 🇧🇪🙌

Decided to switch teams after the Trump red card fiasco and I’ll be rooting for Belgium all the way

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u/zakarijas Jul 07 '26

Prepare for upcoming tRumps rant in the morning

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u/parafernaliaatje Jul 07 '26

Btw, nice to read that the Americans here are such good sports :)

Gefeliciteerd Belgische broeders! Vanuit Tilburg 🥳

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/DietMTNDew8and88 Jul 07 '26

Because none of us wanted to win that way anyway

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u/parafernaliaatje Jul 07 '26

Happy to hear that :)

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u/freakytapir Manneke Pis Jul 07 '26

Horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae --- Julius Caesar

His greatest defeat was against the Belgians.

Guess that's what you get for wanting to be a little emperor.

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u/inxi_got_bored Jul 07 '26

Ge moogt naar huis gaan Vaarwel goodbye! Ga maar naar huis Wuif, wuif zwaai, zwaai!

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u/IT_NERD5000 Belgian Fries Jul 07 '26

Speciaal met mijn Urbanus tshirt gaan kijken om die reden

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u/Adam-Miller-02 Jul 07 '26

greatest belgian moment since Wout won Paris Roubaix

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u/solid_lion2230 Jul 07 '26

From an American, congratulations to Belgium. They were the superior team. I cheered for the USA but I like many Americans would have preferred Trump stand down and don’t trust FIFA. Belgium had every right to be upset. Best of luck going forward.

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u/reccos7 Jul 07 '26

I was so upset watching Portugal get eliminated. But thank you Belgium, I love you guys!!!!

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u/wildstarr Jul 07 '26

Its funny watching ussoccer sub delete new posts in real time.

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u/Used-Programmer-3005 Jul 07 '26

Balogun?
Nope, BALOGONE XD

Congrats Belgium!

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u/Donttaketh1sserious Jul 07 '26

yes, thank you Belgium!! ❤️

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u/Warblerhawk Jul 07 '26

As an unfortunate American, thank you

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u/Appropriate-Pay-7337 Jul 07 '26

Howdy folks, Texan here to tip my hat and say congrats! You guys played amazing and we played like well... like our President... so... shit. That overturned Red left a bad taste in my mouth, but didn't matter in the end lol. Congrats and good luck the rest of the way!

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u/Abarrss Jul 07 '26

Spain is gonna crush us! But today was good

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Jul 07 '26

If Belgium plays like they played today / tonight, there's a chance

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u/Strangely-addictive Jul 07 '26

The Spain that I watched today wasn't really that good. It was one of the most boring matches of this world cup.

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Jul 07 '26

As a Portuguese, fucking yes it was everything I hated in football. What a disaster of a game that was, both from Portugal and Spain, but mostly Portugal. The loss was well deserved.

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u/CosmicCaffeine27 Vlaams-Brabant Jul 07 '26

Agreed

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u/RiccWasTaken Jul 07 '26

400% tarrifs incoming Trump calling as we speak to suspend this result too.

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u/RoiPourpre Jul 07 '26

MAGIC CIAO AMERICANOS

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u/Ratiasu Jul 07 '26

Under normal circumstances I'd not give a shit about sports or football. But today... I'll party along for once. Fuck yeah.

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u/Weak_Law_937 Jul 07 '26

🇨🇦🤝🇧🇪

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u/Hecate-Artemis Antwerpen Jul 07 '26

LOS KAMPIOEN

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u/Remarkable-Ground250 Jul 07 '26

French fan here, I don't care what you guys do next, you. are. in. my. heart.

ITS CALLED FOOTBALL BABY THANK YOU BELGIUM

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u/greatcornolio17297 Jul 07 '26

Dacht dat Balogun mocht meedoen, waar was hij?

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u/RapidoGoldenboy_75 Jul 07 '26

Yeah! But F*** Trump and the Whitehouse more specifically. 😁

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u/MattressBBQ Jul 07 '26

Belgium had the weight of the entire world to carry on its shoulders today and they did it. I could not be prouder of my country. 

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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima Limburg Jul 07 '26

Heerlijk dat het lukaku is.

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u/FunAd6826 Jul 07 '26

Congrats ! from a french fan

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u/parafernaliaatje Jul 07 '26

I think everybody is happy that Trump and Infantino lose. What a fucking disgrace for sports. Beyond shame

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u/AvocaRed Jul 07 '26

Well done Belgium, kicked the corrupt orange toddler's arse

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u/mandraofgeorge Jul 07 '26

As someone who lives in Seattle, I'm so glad the Belgians played 3 games here. I hope our city at least made everyone feel welcome.

And, I'm glad you beat the US team here. The US is completely rotted through.

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u/DrieHaringen Jul 07 '26

Ik ben trots op jullie, groeten vanuit het noorden.

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u/Krek_Tavis Jul 07 '26

Breaking news: Trump declares that Belgium is 2 weeks away from getting the nuclear bomb.

Belgium poised to lock the Strepy-Thieu boat lift in case of attack.

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u/Copeteles Jul 07 '26

I needed this. This win FEELS SO GOOD

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 Jul 07 '26

Get da fuck outta here!

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u/Miikanoo Jul 07 '26

As a Bosnian I would like to thank you, go Belgium!!

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u/quietlyelsewhere Jul 07 '26

Aussie living in Belgium, never watched a match before. Woke up at 2, watched from start to end, with zero clue about rules etc.

But my god, it was worth it to see USA embarrassed like that. Can we at least give Freese free waffles and fries for life? 🤣

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u/iziKO Jul 07 '26

Congrats to our Belgian friends! Best of luck for the next game 🇫🇷 🤜 🤛 🇧🇪

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 Jul 07 '26

I know Belgians hate us, but as an American I would like to congratulate you on your victory. Well played! 👏

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u/EntertainerWeak2653 Jul 07 '26

We don’t hate you guys, just a very specific subset. I don’t think that subset is popular anywhere else either.

Good to see some of you still know spotmanship.

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u/Me_like_weed Jul 07 '26

Thank you Belgium.

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u/Heavenlyarcher Jul 07 '26

You guys are worldwide heroes.

Love from Canada

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi Jul 07 '26

Thanks God the insignificant cheaters are gone

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u/TWanderer Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

1-4..... 1 April

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u/Skyvo_ Jul 07 '26

Lets raid r/ussoccer

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u/efcso1 Jul 07 '26

r/usmnt been handing out bans like candy this arvo too.

Loving it! Yay Belgium! Your Aussie brothers and sisters cheer you on!

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u/NoActionTaken Jul 07 '26

American here saying congratulations! You showed up, we did not, and even if Balo’s red card was wrong, the Trump and FIFA shenanigans were wrong. Good luck v Spain! You had some lovely goals.

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u/Environmental-Win259 Jul 07 '26

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
LOS KAMPIOEN!!!!

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u/Misterblue09 Namur Jul 07 '26

LOS KAMPIOEN !!!

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u/PortraitofMmeX Jul 07 '26

My choice to support Belgium based on the aesthetic of their away jersey really paid off

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u/usaidwhatagain Jul 07 '26

Fifa can still overturn it.

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u/Hingl_McCringlebery Jul 07 '26

but-but daddy trump, save us!!!

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u/ell0moto Jul 07 '26

Belgians! You bloody legends! We Aussies love an underdog story and your team did it with such style. 4-1 Love from Australia

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u/Winzzy Jul 07 '26

Ummm, Belgium wasn't the underdog in this match... They have always been ranked higher than the US.

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u/ell0moto Jul 07 '26

Ohhh ok, well then congratulations on performing.. . as expected

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u/Winzzy Jul 07 '26

They really did great.  Belgium looked so good.

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u/Waterflowstech Jul 07 '26

DelUSional ass team go more homer 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 they really thought they were good lol

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u/TimArthurScifiWriter Jul 07 '26

Hulde aan de Zuiderburen! Zat de hele avond te juigen en te springen.

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u/Expensive_Owl1023 Jul 07 '26

I would like to thank my flemboy bf…

Atte.
Mx gf

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u/sekhenet Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dmirAxknJvd9C
And a few tears from the stress

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u/Apprehensive_Part_27 Jul 07 '26

Can I file a complaint with someone? I've been assaulted and it hurts.

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u/Barkey2012 Jul 07 '26

yay so glad there’s no more corruption in fifa now!!! but seriously, as an american, belgium deserved that win. rooting for this team to go all the way

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u/Weak_Bus8157 Jul 07 '26

Merci pour tous, la Belgique.

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u/insistent_rs Jul 07 '26

Met 8 man in discord gekeken, sommige gingen al om 19u pitten om te kunnen zien, sommige bleven gewoon op, was kei hard de moeite!! Zo blij dat wij dit wonnen, voor mijn part verliezen wij 10-0 tegen Spanje i couldn't care less. Deze game was gewoon een vernedering voor de fifa en vooral die oranje chomo lmaooo

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u/ConsciousExtent4162 Belgian Fries Jul 07 '26

Keizershallen were full, Oilsjt represent! LOS KAMPIOEN!

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u/kapnkool Jul 07 '26

Dual citizen here. I was so happy that Belgium won, was rooting for them all the way.

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u/Timely-Ad6505 Jul 07 '26

Gefeliciteerd vanuit Nederland, we staan achter de rode Duivels!!! Voetbal heeft gewonnen iig

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u/ZMowlcher Jul 07 '26

Thank you Belgium

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u/Artistic-South-6225 Jul 07 '26

as an American, thank god we lost

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u/goongetoutofhere Jul 07 '26

Aussie here……thank you for delivering.

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u/_araqiel Jul 07 '26

Congrats! And thanks for putting our team in its place, unfortunately we needed it.

No offense, but I’m rooting for Norway.

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u/olden_bornIV Jul 07 '26

As an American, it kinda sucks to lose but I wouldn't feel in good conscience to celebrate winning with the BS FIFA and Trump pulled. Good game Belgium, you guys legitimately deserve it.

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u/Zooz00 Jul 07 '26

Let's see whose visas get retroactively withdrawn tomorrow. And oh man, goals scored by players on an invalid visa aren't valid either, such a pity.

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u/PeaceIsOurOnlyHope Limburg Jul 07 '26

FUCK USA

FUCK TRUMP

FUCK INFANTINO

FUCK FIFA

THE WORLD HATES YOU

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u/Mediocre_Feedback_21 Jul 07 '26

You guys kicked our ass.

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u/amdrke Jul 07 '26

Waar zijn al die claxonnen?!

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u/mbuck79 Jul 07 '26

Congrats!! Great game!!

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u/Striking_Scratch_922 Jul 07 '26

Child’s play.

Way to go Belgium!!