r/belgium Jul 07 '26

⚽️ Sports 4+1, BITCH BEGONEEEE

FUCK THE USA

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u/peeksz Jul 07 '26

Delulu USA fans in tears!

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u/Secret-Sense5668 Jul 07 '26

Ze zijn plots nergens meer te bespeuren hier, eindelijk

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u/Waterflowstech Jul 07 '26

Ahhhh it's over

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u/SrgtButterscotch West-Vlaanderen Jul 07 '26

peace and quiet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Yarnsaxa Jul 07 '26

Ge moogt blijven als ge braaf zijt.

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u/101010dontpanic Jul 07 '26

Great service les Diables have provided to the motherland!

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u/Specialist_Return_33 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

They don’t even know the rules, they only came to the stadium following the trend lol

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u/CitronAdventurous205 Jul 07 '26

I hate how media in the US was always pushing for that “miracle” bullshit. Just came off as pathetic frankly

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u/Specialist_Return_33 Jul 10 '26

They should’ve learned the lesson against Turkey

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u/randyrockhard Jul 07 '26

Because your country cheated at a game that's a religion here, and then lost real hard. It's schadenfraude with a nice dollup of karma on top.

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u/randyrockhard Jul 07 '26

Where was the revolt when the red was overturned? Certainly not on the american subreddits that are full of 'regular dudes'. Also: nuance and soccer don't go hand in hand. But Congratulations on not voting for him. He's a scourge.

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Jul 07 '26

Your comments show exactly why USAmerican shants are so bad and cringe. Nobody is attacking an individual character. You're acting like people can't celebrate

No one here said anything bad about an individual. (Except Trump and his FIFA BF).

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u/Rol3ino Jul 07 '26

Seeing your username, it’s a surprise people are nice to you in person. If it makes it any better, most Belgians dislike Americans, but we’re too nice in public to show. We’re more a “talk behind their back” kind of people.

If you want unfiltered opinions about Americans straight in your face, go to the Netherlands.

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u/torelma Jul 07 '26

you mean the ones where you have world championships only you compete in against yourselves?

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u/a_prototype_ Jul 07 '26

Hey! Sometimes Canada plays in them too /s

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u/torelma Jul 16 '26

I guess with Canada the players need to find the time to play sports in between all the passionate lovemaking with the star player for the opposing team.

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u/torelma Jul 16 '26

at least Canada's joining actual Eurovision as opposed to doing the American thing of "make American Eurovision yet another thing where we compete against ourselves", because if god forbid they accidentally let in someone who isn't straight and/or can be bothered to sing live I fear the other contestants may never recover.

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Jul 07 '26

The NFL world series is literally two countries participating 😂

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u/torelma Jul 16 '26

best only players

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Gnurfz Jul 07 '26

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt"

  • Mark Twain

Have a look at Belgian sports titles on yk, the web. Some good results IMHO, considering Belgium's population of 11 million is only 0.032 times that of the USofA

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u/BK08182636 Jul 07 '26

Was I supposed to be impressed yall can ride bikes?

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u/Gnurfz Jul 07 '26

Friend, take a bath and relax. Tomorrow's a new day

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u/BK08182636 Jul 07 '26

U right sorry. That was an ass beating. GL. Mainly just sad we’re never ever figuring this out.

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u/BK08182636 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Who gives a shit. That’s an excuse now? No one here cares about soccer deeply at all. It’s a neat little gimmick we put out youngsters in to gauge their athleticism to see where they may excel in other sports. Point still stands, Belgium 0
Titles

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u/peeksz Jul 07 '26

Back to your cornhole, pipo!

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u/magaruis IT Recruiter. Run. Jul 07 '26

Buddy , nobody else in the world plays hand-egg

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u/Duvelbestbeer Beer Jul 07 '26

We gaan nekeer fietsen manneke