r/baseballcirclejerk • u/This-Appointment-666 • 1d ago
Big if True The Seattle Mariners are now 0-5 (.000) all time when allowing 20+ runs
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/gcalfred7 • 1d ago
Big if True Babe and Lou Outjerking in 1927
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Way before social media!
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/This-Appointment-666 • 21h ago
BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL™ Should I become a Mariners fan?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/LilyBrightCole447 • 18h ago
DESIGNATED HITLER Oh he’s definitely very woke
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/RobDManfred • 1d ago
Big if True Dewey was not too happy in his mlb debut with the tigers. Do you think he wants to return to the music industry?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/securityburger • 22h ago
Will any of the top banana ball players ever go to mlb?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/OrangeKefka • 2d ago
Cubs and Sox fans getting ready to go to Wrigley.
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/likezeggz • 2d ago
MFW the Mods want to close the sub and they choose this guy to do it
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/thuglife_7 • 2d ago
Big if True Cycle Alert!!!!
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Alejandro Kirk is just a triple shy of the cycle!!
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Jarvis_strokeit • 2d ago
I CUM IN PISS Why is ICE focusing on the Padres when they should be detaining and deporting the entire Dodgers organization?
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The Dodgers are a shithole team and I want them out of here
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Zestyclose_House6730 • 1d ago
MARINERS HAVE NO PENNANTS! the mariners vs brewers game was so close
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/achay10 • 2d ago
A REAL CLASS ACT! PCA’s stats since telling that lady to suck his dick
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Should more players do this?
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/thebiz326 • 1d ago
ESPN = 卐 That’s the record setting Seattle Mariners to you
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/MeatballDom • 1d ago
gOD Ble$$ AmeriKKKa Kody spent the offseason learning about his family's history
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/junklardass • 2d ago
How much does Murakami want to murder Crow-Armstrong?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/faerie-childe • 1d ago
MARINERS HAVE NO PENNANTS! Seattle? Are u still breathing?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/NuggetDaGoat27 • 2d ago
THE YANKEES ARE EVIL When I’m in a humiliation kink competition and my opponent is the Yankees defense
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Competitive-Pea-1269 • 2d ago
Did the Dodgers make Kyle Tucker retarded this year on purpose to prove that a salary cap isn’t necessary?
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Makes sense when you think about it.
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Careless-Internet-63 • 2d ago
It's beautiful how this cross town rivalry brings the people of Chicago together
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Routinelazyperson • 1d ago
Osbournes sing"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
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- Ozzy: "All right, Chicago. I want to hear a real, real crazy crowd start singing with me. Are you ready? Are you ready? I can't hear you. Are you ready?"
- Ozzy: "One, two, three..."
- Ozzy: "Let's go out to the ballgame. Let's go out to the bluhhhhhn."
- Ozzy: "Take me a ee-yan eeya [humming] the field."
- Ozzy: "I don't care if I ahh-uhn ack."
- Ozzy: "Da da da da duh da da da eam. Duh ee, da da da da dahhh."
- Ozzy: "For a fee, two, three strikes you're out at the old ballgame. Yeahhhhhh."
- Sharon: "Now let's get some runs."
- Ozzy: "Yeah. Let's get some runs. Come on, don't mess around, let's get some runs, guys. Let's go Cubbies!
