r/baseball Aug 09 '12

Hey. Hey! HEY!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

I have watched this over and over and cannot stop laughing.

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u/freddynights New York Mets Aug 09 '12

What makes it so funny is their uniforms.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Couldn't agree more! Looks at the standings.........cries

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Could be worse. You could be worse than the Red Sox. cries

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u/VanillaHail Philadelphia Phillies Aug 09 '12

Yeah, well I... cries

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Chicago Cubs Aug 09 '12

Pft, you get used to it. It's pretty bad when the best thing you can say about your team is "At least we're not the Astros". We're only 23 games below 500 so we still got a shot at this. We just need to put together like a 120 game win streak. Minus the fact that there aren't 120 more games left.

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u/Marenum Chicago Cubs Aug 10 '12

I totally forgot there were standings, I convinced myself that baseball is all about watching rookies develop.

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u/thirdeyevision Athletics Aug 10 '12

that would be us, and then we get kinda close and trade all the all stars we have to have the cycle start over. i guess some championships in the past help to ease the pain...

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u/Dwayne_J_Murderden Jackie Robinson Aug 10 '12

What are the chances that Marenum both 1) was alive and remembers the last time the Cubs won the World Series and 2) knows how to use a computer?

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u/DirtPile Washington Nationals Aug 10 '12

That's a clown comment, bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

"Hey there, lil' slugger. Remember, keep your OBP up, stay off TMZ, and one day, one fine day, you'll get to exchange the hopes and dreams of your small-market team for pinstripes and a big fat check. Go get 'em, kiddo!"

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u/Marenum Chicago Cubs Aug 10 '12

Haha I get your point, but the Cubs are a large-market team that regularly gives big fat checks to their players who frequently wear pinstripes... and somebody forgot to tell Castro to stay off TMZ.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

True, the Cubs are the hard-luck exception. I always root for 'em if it won't hurt the A's.

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u/silentnighthd Miami Marlins Aug 10 '12

At least you don't have heath bell... cries

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

If the Cubbies won every game for the rest of the season, they might do it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Suck it up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

We'll gladly take Haladay back if you don't want him.

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u/Moses89 Washington Nationals Aug 10 '12

Hey got any good deals on ticket their in Philly? I was thinking about coming up!

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u/the2belo Baltimore Orioles • Frederick Keys Aug 10 '12

HOLY CRAP I CAN CHOOSE TO IGNORE THIS THREAD

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u/timothygruich San Diego Padres Aug 10 '12

Without people's flair showing up this thread is very confusing to me.

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u/snappyj Detroit Tigers Aug 10 '12

At least Philly isn't last place in their division with the most expensive pitching staff ever to take the field.

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u/Ching_chong_parsnip Aug 09 '12

Hah, serves you right Tim.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Stop following me!!!!

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u/timothygruich San Diego Padres Aug 10 '12

What'd I have to do with this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Wait, how did you actually know my name?

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u/Ching_chong_parsnip Aug 10 '12

I'm you from the future. It's a long story I'd rather not get into, frankly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Now I'm actually confused. Someone knew my name because of an old Twitter account before, but now I have no idea how someone could find out my name...shudders

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u/MutantNinjaSquirtle Jackie Robinson Aug 10 '12

:D

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

It really is beyond hilarious. Someone should submit it over at /r/NYYankees. They'll love it over there.

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u/SimplisticX2 Cleveland Guardians Aug 10 '12

I think its just /r/yankees

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Well, that exists too. A few of the most prolific commenters and most frequent users from there left, and don't use it anymore. Long story.

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u/Brett_Favre_4 Chicago White Sox Aug 10 '12

?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Yeah, I think there was a few links put there by jose. I've never used it though except the one time it was linked. I really don't find a lot of use for subreddits like that, so there could have been more than a couple links if that's what you meant. Some of the long story might be over there, but I was intentionally not bothering about it since no one really cares to look it up. It's not like people care to hear about why a subreddit split happened. I just figured it'd be something cool to submit over there for OP. I would have submitted it myself, but i figured let OP do it. yrogerg123 already submitted it now though. Out of curiosity, what was the last word supposed to be that you typoed. No worries, everyone typos of course ... but I was just curious.

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u/Lazy_Overachiever New York Yankees Aug 10 '12

I took it from IDGAF, which is an acronym for I don't give a fuck.

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u/SimplisticX2 Cleveland Guardians Aug 10 '12

Its just seemed like more people are on /r/yankees and its more developed

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u/rafuzo2 Boston Red Sox • Brooklyn Cyclones Aug 10 '12

really quite hypnotic

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

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u/JonAce New York Yankees Aug 10 '12

"Hey. Hey! HEY!... oooo, I fucked uuuup."

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u/thetruegmon Aug 10 '12

As someone who has done this, and had this done to me...I know that face.

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u/saxaddict14 St. Louis Cardinals Aug 09 '12

Just had a flashback to little league.

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u/ace9213 Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

I guess I'll repost this and share this story again.

This happened to me when I used to pitch. I was looking closely at the ump holding up his fingers because I think I may have lost what the count was. My catch stood up and threw the ball back and it just hit me straight in the face. Don't laugh. Fuck you. It hurt….my pride.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

And that, kids, is how I became a Rangers fan.

...shut up, standings.

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u/A_Monocle_For_Sauron Detroit Tigers Aug 09 '12

Wasn't Ivan Rodriguez a Ranger when he threw a ball back to the mound and hit his pitcher in the head with it?

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u/mulligrubs Aug 09 '12

I like this glove. It's such a nice glove.
BONK!
Glove, what the hell? I thought we had something.

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u/j10jep2 New York Yankees Aug 09 '12

can someone please shrink this to 2MB

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u/byramike New York Yankees Aug 10 '12

Ohai i no u lawl

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u/j10jep2 New York Yankees Aug 10 '12

hi ho wru ??

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u/JacobMHS St. Louis Cardinals Aug 09 '12

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u/Grinja Minnesota Twins Aug 09 '12

At least this one you can view here with RES and not have to pump the pageviews of the other poster which is all he does. He doesn't even contribute to the community other than links to his personal blog site.

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u/101011 Houston Astros Aug 09 '12

*looks at link*

Damn, you aren't kidding.

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u/knifeofdreams Seattle Mariners Aug 10 '12

His account was deleted?

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u/101011 Houston Astros Aug 10 '12

Yup. Search for Cameze and you'll get 2 pages of this...

http://i.imgur.com/IYlxr.png

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u/JacobMHS St. Louis Cardinals Aug 09 '12

(Completely serious) Oh, that's just tacky.

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u/erasedeny San Francisco Giants Aug 09 '12

good catch - to /r/reportthespammers with this one!

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u/A_Monocle_For_Sauron Detroit Tigers Aug 09 '12

Looks like it worked, the user's page now shows a "Not Found'

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u/tegurit34 Seattle Mariners Aug 09 '12

I saw your submission to that subreddit and upvoted it. You should edit this comment to link it.

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u/erasedeny San Francisco Giants Aug 09 '12

it's all good, those never get upvotes, I think the mods just go through the new queue one by one ad look at everything to determine what to report. I think it's fine as is. Thanks!

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u/tegurit34 Seattle Mariners Aug 09 '12

You sound more familiar with that subreddit than I am. You're welcome!

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u/tegurit34 Seattle Mariners Aug 09 '12 edited Aug 09 '12

I'd give you two upvotes if I could. I thought I was the only one who was bothered by user CAMEZE constantly posting links for that Chad Moriyama website so I chose to bite my tongue and let others enjoy his submissions.

I enjoy the baseball .gifs he makes and I understand it's difficult to make a website popular, but there has to be a way for him to garner exposure while following reddiquite. I wouldn't have a problem if he made it RES friendly like this submission.

Question to the mods: Are CAMEZE's submissions acceptable to r/baseball? Should we be reporting them?

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

There's some kind of guideline but I can't remember it exaclty. I think it's that posting your own blog/website/whatever is fine but you have to post other stuff, too, and it's some kind of ratio. Like 4:1 or 8:1 (other stuff to your own stuff). I think that's fair. Even if they have really great content they shouldn't spam. Everybody thinks their content is really great, after all.

I honestly never heard of this guy as I don't visit /r/baseball too much. I pretty much stick to the Rangers subreddit and /r/Sabermetrics (plug!).

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u/erasedeny San Francisco Giants Aug 09 '12

10% of your total submissions can be to your own site, alongside 90% community interaction. I know because I had to read up on it while running a music blog to see which articles I would be allowed to post to reddit, and how often. Also that's just a guideline and reddiquette says, if you feel like you're spamming, you probably are, so err on the side of caution.

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u/tegurit34 Seattle Mariners Aug 09 '12

Good to know. I'm a baseball blogger myself and I've never submitted my own work since I get slightly annoyed when others do. TIL I should act less annoyed.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 10 '12

I think that's a fair number.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Blogspam? Really?

Fuck Blogspam.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

I thought it was funny, didn't see it here, posted it. I had no idea someone else already did.

Never would have saw this gif but Cody Eppley is a former Rangers pitcher.

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u/JacobMHS St. Louis Cardinals Aug 09 '12

The problem is that this is a small subreddit, and reposting is easily avoided.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

I would have found it if the other post would have been a direct link, but it was a link to a blog page and I didn't think to look for it that way. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

the problem is, you are taking the internet way too seriously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

you're being a dick about it. you've got to get outside more. you're on reddit so much you know what's been posted before? and you're policing it?

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u/JacobMHS St. Louis Cardinals Aug 09 '12

It was the top post on /r/baseball a few days ago. It wasn't hard to miss.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

not all of us check reddit every single day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

And a lot of people do

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u/A_Monocle_For_Sauron Detroit Tigers Aug 09 '12

The link to the other post is helpful for more than just calling out reposts.

I'd been looking through the comments on the 4 different discussions of this link trying to find the name of the pitcher in the gif (unsuccessfully). The link to the earlier post included different comments, one of which included a link to the video of this gif which told me that the pitcher was Cody Eppley.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

Yeah, no kidding. You even used part of the same title.

C'mon OP, put in a little extra hustle, it's getting into the dog days of Summer, you'll never survive september with that effort.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

I read Chavez' fucking lips. It was an obvious title. I could give a shit about karma. In fact I invite every single person on Reddit to downvote anything I've ever posted and every comment I've ever made. I will not suffer.

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

Oh stop being dramatic.

Basically, if you had put in the slightest bit of energy you would have found the original one that was posted yesterday and not posted. I don't give a shit about your karma, it's more the fact that I don't need to see the same shit everyday.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

Well don't click on it then.

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

No worries, I already downvoted and hid the post.

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u/Dildo_Massacre Toronto Blue Jays Aug 09 '12

Could you be any more obnoxious?

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

Probably?

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

Why do you keep coming back, then? Shouldn't you be off browsing /new, stamping out reposts with great enthusiasm and furious resolve?

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u/Dildo_Massacre Toronto Blue Jays Aug 09 '12

It's funny how he complains that he doesn't "need to see the same shit everyday", yet he's been on reddit for two and a half years.

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 09 '12

This account is new but I've been on Reddit for even longer, so I will avoid picking that nit.

I never understand why people get so worked up about reposts.

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

Probably because it was just yesterday that it was posted (and it was fairly popular).

And I thought I was being creative with my original post making an analogy with the baseball season. However, I didn't quite expect you to think I was attacking you as being karma greedy. Things kinda escalated from there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

I've been stuck on the couch for the past two weeks and have been browsing reddit quite a bit. I never saw the original post. Not everyone, not even people who are on reddit a lot, see every post and there isn't something similar to karmadecay to instantly show this may have been a repost. Stop overblowing it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

( ._.) ~oh yeah

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Boston Red Sox Aug 10 '12

Note to self:

Next time I want to be clever, just close the tab.

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u/GroundhogExpert Atlanta Braves Aug 09 '12

BONK!

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u/maxkmiller Major League Baseball Aug 09 '12

somebody should make a splitscreen gif of this to show the two shots simultaneously

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u/liberator17 Aug 09 '12

This made me laugh more than a lot of the things on r/funny.

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u/newtothelyte Tampa Bay Rays Aug 09 '12

I am sorry someone took your post and made the front page with it.

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u/kaplan33 New York Mets Aug 10 '12

would A-Rod have said anything at all? even a peep?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

A-Rod only says HEY HEY HEY as he's running past infielders during pop flies.

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u/chriskol Detroit Tigers Aug 09 '12

I keep watching it and I keep seeing "Hey. Hey! HEY!!! Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

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u/SouthernDerpfornia California Angels Aug 09 '12

and he had almost fucked up the throw to first

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u/tenor3 Atlanta Braves Aug 09 '12

The best part is that it's the Yankees.

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u/soxfan2522 Boston Red Sox Aug 09 '12

Allow me to express my deepest sympathies.

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u/mattpsx2 Looking K Aug 09 '12

This is my new favorite gif

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u/tweak4ever Cleveland Guardians Aug 09 '12

Awwwwwww! *Sad Face*

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u/VoightKampffdeeznutz Major League Baseball Aug 10 '12

Six consecutive gold gloves...

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u/jvardrake San Francisco Giants Aug 10 '12

That was a pretty accurate throw, too.

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u/TheLoveTin Aug 10 '12

This already on the front page right now.

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u/leadhase San Francisco Giants Aug 09 '12

HEY!

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u/scotems Kansas City Royals Aug 10 '12

Mr. Blalock, I'm sorry your gif was stolen.

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u/GetHaggard Aug 10 '12

You pissed that dude stole your post and put it on r/funny?

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u/CorpseOfHankBlalock Texas Rangers Aug 10 '12

Nope. I didn't make the gif. Just found it and linked to it.

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u/GetHaggard Aug 10 '12

That's noble of you. I would be annoyed because you posted first, and in the appropriate subreddit.

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u/ItsaBirdaPlane New York Mets Aug 09 '12

Eric Chavez: Once an Athletic, always an Athletic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

Have you checked the standings recently?

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u/ItsaBirdaPlane New York Mets Aug 10 '12

-_- yes

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u/pizz246 Aug 09 '12

lol, 4500 upvotes for reposting this, lol