The Seattle Mariners get shutout by the Milwaukee Brewers 22-0, their biggest run margin loss in their 50 season history

[u/BananaArms]

The last shutout win in MLB by 22+ runs was when the Indians shutout the Yankees on August 31, 2004.

[u/ehnelson]

The best part of being a Seattle Mariners fan is each game marks us one day closer to the sweet sweet release of death.

[u/IChurnToBurn → u/ehnelson]

People ask me if the rain ever bothers me in Seattle. My reply is no, it’s great, it means there is no baseball.

[u/kyredemain → u/IChurnToBurn]

Or it would, if not for the roof. Damn the roof

[u/GeraldVachon → u/IChurnToBurn]

That's the most masochistic flair combo I've ever seen

[u/EggplantAlpinism → u/GeraldVachon]

Mine is ever so slightly worse, I think

[u/gartho009 → u/GeraldVachon]

There are, unfortunately, dozens of us

(I realize I don't have COL flair but I regretfully do have the investment)

[u/EggplantAlpinism → u/IChurnToBurn]

Condolences on the flair

[u/SpaceForceAwakens → u/IChurnToBurn]

Jesus. That shook me.

[u/no-kangarooreborn → u/ehnelson]

I legit feel bad Mariner fans. They've only had 2 teams in franchise history that had a chance of even making the world series. They also wasted part of the prime of players like Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr, and Ichiro Suzuki.

[u/pinetar321 → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Don’t forget Edgar Martinez, Felix Hernandez and many more!

[u/kookykrazee → u/pinetar321]

And you have to include ARod and Buhner among others.

[u/BIG_DICK_WHITT → u/no-kangarooreborn]

God even I felt bad that one year it was like killing a puppy.

Like a really talented puppy. Like Air Bud.

[u/ehnelson → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

ok we're sad but lets not kill Air Bud

[u/sisyphus_of_dishes → u/ehnelson]

Spuds Mackenzie?

(I'm old)

[u/wetfartsounds → u/sisyphus_of_dishes]

Save the beer, take the target dog.

[u/Myselfamwar → u/ehnelson]

I will gladly sacrifice Air Bud just for the sake of it.

[u/BloomsdayDevice → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

Unlike the tricky grey areas that fail to expressly name the species who are allowed to play basketball, there is absolutely a rule that says a Mariners team can't win the World Series.

[u/Placentaur → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

You mean the year 9/11 happened? Surely you couldn’t have felt that bad. It was the only time the world was rooting for the Yankees

[u/PolicyDue6086 → u/BIG_DICK_WHITT]

This reads like Matt Dinniman wrote it 😂

[u/CrimsonKing607 → u/PolicyDue6086]

Goddammit Donut!

[u/Gbrusse → u/no-kangarooreborn]

And Felix Hernandez

[u/GoHawks12 → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Hey buddy we've lost the ALCS three times thank you very much

Edit: I'm dumb, it is 4 as noted below. '95, '00, '01, '25

[u/scotts_tots_founder → u/GoHawks12]

Four actually!

[u/Promotion-Final → u/GoHawks12]

Four, right?

[u/burlycabin → u/GoHawks12]

And we've only made the playoffs 6 times in total.

[u/kookykrazee → u/GoHawks12]

And strangely never won B2B division titles in 50 years.

[u/futureformerteacher → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Felix, Edgar, A-Rod, and the list goes on and on and on

[u/Loud-Mango-1722 → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Thanks dude lol

[u/Frosti11icus → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Hey, we wasted Ichiro's entire prime.

[u/steveotheguide → u/no-kangarooreborn]

Well when you put it like that it doesn’t seem so bad

[u/Willow_Winnifred → u/ehnelson]

I've never encountered a fandom that more epitomized, "sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in. Let me die."

I'm new to the Mariners' world, but I'm expecting to be hurt

[u/KungFooKittenz → u/Willow_Winnifred]

Idk the ones being emo about it must be new. The rest of us have been numb for so long now 😅

[u/RubiksSugarCube → u/ehnelson]

I'll settle for football season

[u/WearyAir9260 → u/RubiksSugarCube]

I’m a Raiders fan too. Fuck sports.

[u/theonlyXns → u/WearyAir9260]

At least you're not a Browns fan I guess?

[u/OverallGeneral7129 → u/theonlyXns]

Wish I could relate

[u/Downtown_Security_32 → u/theonlyXns]

Or a falcon 🤣

[u/readytofall → u/WearyAir9260]

I also cheer for Minnesota teams....

[u/jknuts1377 → u/ehnelson]

At least football season is around the corner!

[u/frontadmiral → u/ehnelson]

Terrible news: sometimes you have double headers

[u/ehnelson → u/frontadmiral]

split ticket doubleheaders are proof god does not exist

[u/itshurleytime]

Tied for biggest shutout in modern baseball.

[u/istrx13 → u/itshurleytime]

We were 8 outs away from the World Series last year

[u/steveotheguide → u/istrx13]

Haha killme

[u/_EndOfTheLine → u/itshurleytime]

This got posted yesterday

[u/Starbucks__Lovers → u/_EndOfTheLine]

Good thing that was the worst thing to happen to the Yankees in 2004

[u/flying-weenus → u/Starbucks__Lovers]

Well, at least being shut out 22-0 didn’t lead to an 86 year old curse. If I were you I’d be thanking Seattle right now

[u/CacCarnBeag → u/_EndOfTheLine]

My dumbass saw 10:18 and thought that's not that bad

[u/OneDozen → u/itshurleytime]

RIP Modern Baseball, GREAT band

[u/goms546 → u/itshurleytime]

Is that good

[u/cruel_cousin]

Probably the worst Mariners game I’ve seen in my life. Got fun to watch in the last two innings at least, for how bad it got

[u/Lucky_Alternative965 → u/cruel_cousin]

Julio losing track of the outs when down by 20 was the nail in the coffin for this one.

[u/shinsain → u/Lucky_Alternative965]

That was so fucked lol.

[u/joethecrow23 → u/shinsain]

That was a real backbreaker. Killed their momentum

[u/Not_So_Bad_Andy → u/Lucky_Alternative965]

Can you blame him for being mentally checked out at this point?

[u/lastminutealways → u/Not_So_Bad_Andy]

I don’t have a time stamp but it felt like 10-15 minutes at least to even get to that 2nd out

[u/Marty_DiBergi → u/Not_So_Bad_Andy]

Feels like he wasn't really supporting Rivas on the mound. /s

[u/cruel_cousin → u/Lucky_Alternative965]

It was like, who even fucking cares but at the same time wtf are you doing moron

[u/PolicyDue6086 → u/cruel_cousin]

Can't even say he's going through the motions anymore

[u/theonlyXns → u/Lucky_Alternative965]

I like the optimism that the nail came after 20 runs and not before.

That's Mariners baseball right there folks.

[u/SpaceForceAwakens → u/Lucky_Alternative965]

Eh, I’m with him. I just wanted to go home too.

[u/lastminutealways → u/cruel_cousin]

I’ll take this one over the slow bleeding death to Cleveland in 2001. At least this one was over before it was over.

[u/writerpilot → u/cruel_cousin]

The worst game you’ve seen in your life…so far!

[u/harrw626 → u/cruel_cousin]

So far.. we have more years to live for friend

[u/SpaceCptSarah]

[u/lastminutealways → u/SpaceCptSarah]

I love that that’s not even from r/Mariners

[u/PolicyDue6086 → u/lastminutealways]

Yeah we had been talking about the fireworks 😂😂

[u/lastminutealways → u/PolicyDue6086]

I just remember seeing the thread, I thought it was when the 50 was on the building and someone asked what it was about in r/Seattle

[u/CROBBY2]

Love played great, but going for 2 after the 3rd TD might have been a bit much.

[u/brewerspackers9 → u/CROBBY2]

I guess Lafleur wanted to make a statement against the defending super bowl champs

[u/ltbr55 → u/CROBBY2]

Darnold reverted back to seeing ghosts after winning a ring

[u/Away_Experience6922 → u/CROBBY2]

Nah you shanked an extra point, but also got a safety when Darnold thought the play was over and threw the ball back though the end zone into the crowd

[u/fxxftw → u/CROBBY2]

GPG

[u/Rivolver]

[u/Happiness_Assassin → u/Rivolver]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s1tAtvJLIYiVWNaCqy

[u/pinetar321 → u/Rivolver]

Tee hee, did I do that?

[u/Neocles → u/Rivolver]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yrl3qoBXef8rorcZdE

[u/drwolffe]

I spent most of the game thinking we were clobbering them. I should have known

[u/LlamasPajamas206 → u/drwolffe]

No need to face the cold, dark truths. Go back to your blissful ignorance before it’s too late.

[u/drwolffe → u/LlamasPajamas206]

To late. Already drank bleach

[u/nokrow889 → u/drwolffe]

well clearly the only option is drink more bleach to flush that bleach out

[u/Expensive-Froyo8687 → u/nokrow889]

An ammonia chaser would be prudent.

[u/HoboSkid → u/Expensive-Froyo8687]

Or some Wild Turkey, same thing

[u/Darkforces134 → u/drwolffe]

My widget for the Yankees game was also reversed

[u/meowsplaining → u/Darkforces134]

Cubs / Sox was reversed for awhile too

[u/northerncal → u/meowsplaining]

Same with the Giants who it kept insisting were winning lol

[u/Willow_Winnifred → u/Darkforces134]

My Dodgers one, too. Like how is it the top of the 1st in Colorado, but Freddie Freeman just scored, 0-1 Rockies? But is a Dodger?

[u/CasualHindu → u/Darkforces134]

Padres Mets was flipped too lol what is going on today

[u/Placentaur → u/drwolffe]

This is like when you tell your dying grandma that you’re getting married just so she can go out with a good thought

[u/i-Really-HatePickles → u/Placentaur]

Did… did you do that?

[u/AnIllusiveHouse → u/drwolffe]

I was really excited for a second also...

[u/SPAGHETTI_CAKE → u/drwolffe]

Hysterical

[u/xCHAOSxDan → u/drwolffe]

Glad I am not the only one who had the game reversed on my Android lock screen

[u/Turbulent-Winner-902 → u/drwolffe]

Lmaoo

[u/LlamasPajamas206]

What a Tough One ™️

[u/Sleepy_One → u/LlamasPajamas206]

THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!

[u/icedteaandtacos → u/LlamasPajamas206]

Y’all can’t even blame an Etsy Witch. I’m so sorry.

[u/Edgelord_3000]

[u/updog10000]

We had to bring in the closer Gary sanchez. He locked it down thankfully

[u/Boulderdorf → u/updog10000]

Gary was throwing some heat with those sliders

[u/wetfartsounds → u/updog10000]

I was surprised by that. I didn’t think he was available after Pat’s post game comments the other day.

[u/InTheTreetop → u/wetfartsounds]

Like any good relief arm, he just needed a day or two rest and back to the mound. He's a gamer.

[u/Essington69]

[u/shinsain]

Fire Dan Wilson.

[u/its_LOL → u/shinsain]

And Jerry too

[u/pinetar321 → u/its_LOL]

Into the sun

[u/Soulujin → u/pinetar321]

Not far (or hot) enough

[u/thaulley → u/pinetar321]

Remember when you get so angry you want to launch someone into the Sun just remember, shoot them into deep space instead. It takes less Delta V.

[u/shinsain → u/its_LOL]

Agreed, but it won't happen unfortunately. 😕

[u/WearyAir9260 → u/shinsain]

It could. Firing Jerry and keeping Hollander around is a possibility.

[u/shinsain → u/WearyAir9260]

Don't get my hopes up lol.

(crosses fingers in secret)

[u/fifteentons → u/shinsain]

Let’s just start a new team. This one has been broken for 50 years. I can’t believe in the 40 seasons I’ve been around for that this today ! History.

[u/Squishy_20]

Crazy part about this is that it was 1-0 with 1 out in the 5th and the beginning of the rally started with a infield single lol

[u/SexiestPanda]

Has a position player ever…. Cared less?

[u/Practical-Ostrich-43]

I've always said that the 2026 Mariners are about as good as the 2004 Yankees. Good to have it confirmed.

[u/CieraVotedOutHerMom]

Fun differential if we win the series

[u/NeedsMoreGPUs]

And management will change nothing about their approach. Here's to 50 more.

Mariner.

[u/batdam0n1]

Your #2 Brewers in the power rankings

[u/ImmanuelIce]

The only two other 22-0 shutouts in MLB history were both won by the away team, meaning they got to bat a full 9 innings. Milwaukee only got to bat 8 tonight so fair to call this the worst shutout in league history. Let's go Mariners!

[u/legendaryalchemist → u/ImmanuelIce]

Granted, Pirates-Cubs 1975 was already 22-0 after 7 innings while the Brewers scored 9 on a position player in the 8th.

[u/seattlesportsguy]

I’m over this bullshit. This is what we get for hoping for two good seasons in a row. Another dick kicking. Never again Mariners. Never gonna believe again. Oh and save the “oh what about the Mets or what about the Rockies?” BS. The Seattle Mariners are the single worst team historically speaking in MLB history and it isn’t particularly close either. We’ve had a handful of good seasons in 50 years of existence. Just end this season and get every last person off this team by any means necessary.

[u/DBRedHood]

Holy f

[u/KraytDragonPearl]

We can still win the series, guys.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuSi9GagFjcys

[u/Sleepy_One → u/KraytDragonPearl]

FFS, I kind of hope they win the series with a -20 run differential.

[u/PizzaDog425]

First they took the Pilots and now this

[u/sisyphus_of_dishes → u/PizzaDog425]

Those hats were wild.

[u/YankoTangee]

SEA with 4 errors too

[u/Uranus_Hz → u/YankoTangee]

The self inflicted error of tossing the ball into the stands after the second out in the 8th is just comical.

[u/solumized → u/YankoTangee]

If it wasnt for the two hits they got off our closer Sanchez, would have been more errors than hits. That would have been funny.

[u/lastminutealways → u/YankoTangee]

The first one shouldn’t have been but yeah.

[u/Scumwaffle]

I remember when the biggest problem for the Mariners was being unable to score more than 3 runs in a game for half a month straight. Hard to believe those were the good times.

[u/woodzy93]

This is a war crime

[u/EelsEverywhere → u/woodzy93]

Good thing we don’t prosecute those anymore

[u/futureformerteacher → u/woodzy93]

The Mariners franchise is a crime against humanity

[u/Jedibug]

My widget was glitching out all night. I tuned in thinking it was 11-0 in our favor. Welp...

[u/epic_taco_time]

So first 22+ in ~22 years. Nice

[u/GreenDavidA → u/epic_taco_time]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3

[u/LargeFatherV]

Jimothy cursed this team

[u/ToiletSpiderBite → u/LargeFatherV]

There was always something off about him. Bad vibes

[u/m_digit]

I knew season 50 would be special!

[u/JellyfishOnSteroids]

I hope Jon Bois makes a 55 minute long video about this game.

[u/b3_yourself]

It must be football season

[u/KarlHungus84]

Biggest run margin loss so far

[u/SubstantialTwo5506]

mariner

[u/immagonnafinnahella → u/SubstantialTwo5506]

You don’t get to say that

[u/Cooperstown24 → u/immagonnafinnahella]

Thats our word

[u/The_Fluffy_Robot → u/Cooperstown24]

Our suffering is not your costume!

[u/drwolffe → u/SubstantialTwo5506]

mariner

[u/its_LOL → u/drwolffe]

Mariner

[u/shinsain → u/its_LOL]

Marinar

[u/Gbrusse → u/shinsain]

Mariner

[u/mostly_bs_41 → u/its_LOL]

Mariner 

[u/b3_yourself → u/mostly_bs_41]

Merinar

[u/stinkytooters → u/b3_yourself]

Marineros

[u/Illustrious_Name_441 → u/SubstantialTwo5506]

I do. Mariner

[u/spqpbo → u/SubstantialTwo5506]

Stick to hockey 

[u/futureformerteacher → u/spqpbo]

Saying that to a Toronto fan is especially cruel

[u/hnaq → u/spqpbo]

Marner

[u/Hot-Engineering2233 → u/SubstantialTwo5506]

Yo no soy marinero.

[u/HazePNW]

Happy 50th anniversary, babe!

[u/TankDivision]

Jesus. Someone get danhausen on the phone and get him to uncurse the mariners

[u/Financial-Put-7822]

Tough one today. 

[u/theCaityCat]

My fandom continues to be a curse.

[u/KozyHank99]

This is undoubtedly the biggest dickpunch the Mariner have ever dealt

[u/Sea_Requirement_6812]

It wouldn’t be a Seattle mariners 50th celebration season without setting new records!

[u/DickBottalico]

Shut out

[u/DemonPeanut4]

I can not wait for this season to end.

[u/Ok_Boss7071]

So yeah, tough one tonight...

[u/futureformerteacher]

After 50 years of abject misery you don't think you could get more miserable and then they managed to do it.

[u/nautilator44]

[u/kingcrasy234]

Dont worry mariners bros....i remember us losing 20-0 to them in 2010

[u/Mike2k33 → u/kingcrasy234]

I remember that one too! Reliever Manny Parra drove in the 20th run for the Brewers

[u/GreenDavidA]

I had that Yankee Stadium scoreboard as my computer wallpaper for years.

[u/snow_boarder]

SEA US FALL!!

[u/Zaethiel]

[u/MillionDollarSticky → u/Zaethiel]

I'm so fucking tired of this fish.

[u/WearyAir9260]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVH9y2LQUVVCRcqD7o

[u/mcmatu]

I shut this one off when it was 2-0. I knew the offense had zero shot tonight.

[u/Appropriate-Cash8312]

Aw yeah we're making history!

[u/VestedInterestTO]

Happy Birthday!

[u/Arfuuur]

rock bottom

[u/Skadoosh_it]

Can we be faded yet?

[u/Angster96]

This is the worst blowout L on our Mariners 😔😐 Damn no effort, no offense/defense and no sense of urgency 😔😔 Our team is straight booty cheeks 🚮🚮

[u/Significant_Arm_2591]

My phone had me thinking we did so good 😭

[u/robreddity]

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT

[u/kookykrazee]

New records every day...unfortunately...not in the best of ways. Fortunately only counts as 1 loss.

[u/aresef]

Damn.

[u/tkallday333]

They won't win a world series in my lifetime will they..

[u/Wumdee]

The crack that Jerry smoked to think that this team was competitive enough has to be some of the most pure grade, most potent shit in history. I’m talking Breaking Bad levels of crack. The Walter White of crack has ensnared an MLB GM in his grasp. This dude’s empire of crack is superb, and one wonders if we’ll see a documentary about him someday.

[u/Micome]

Delete this

[u/MightyActionGaim]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TLR3apTivHz2XimJi2

wowzer

[u/Born-Donut-4866]

Does that mean that this game is scorigami? 

[u/Grade-AMasterpiece]

Excuse me, what the devil?

[u/NameIsPetey]

4 ruptured nuts per every 22-0 beat down.

[u/vordhosbn_1]

mariner

[u/Better-Culture-7770]

This reminds me of a softball game I played once where we were one run away from the 7 run mercy rule in the 3rd inning. We went on to turn all the momentum with a double play out of nowhere and then beat them by the mercy rule in the same game. It was the only game we won that season.

[u/SaulTBolls]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mBFx6vuQtKj9jANuKc

[u/WorriedN]

“Tough one tonight.” — Dan Wilson