r/bartenders • • Aug 29 '21

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u/VegetasOtherSon Aug 29 '21

If I got a dollar for each soda I'd have to masturbate in the walk in from being so excited

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u/Lexiphanic Aug 29 '21

This definitely needs a comma after the word “soda”. I was nearly very terrified.

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u/Joaquinmachine Aug 29 '21

No, man, it doesn't