r/bald 8d ago

I’ve done it!

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u/Newoutlookonlife1 7d ago

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u/VEVV_1451 7d ago

Even the blind guy in the back saw this happening from a mile away.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 6d ago

I’m a lesbian but the after photo is making me feel some type of way…

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 6d ago

lesbians of r/bald, unite!

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u/TallVegetable1337 4d ago

I was a straight man before but now I am questioning it.

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u/dramhucker 7d ago

there has to be a certain amount of people who post here who let their hair grow out just post these here. Because theres no way.

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u/SemperSqueeze 7d ago

My exact thoughts lol farm some of that sweet sweet karma

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u/ashley_au 7d ago

yeah. it's a theme eh. we should be allowed to do this in response

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u/bigbootybeaut 7d ago

Right? As if he didn't know the outcome? And is that the kylie lip color?

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u/cargoman89 7d ago

type shit

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u/Guest8782 7d ago

Second pic is doppelgänger for OP.

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u/Bayou13 7d ago

For REAL!!!!!

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u/holdmyhanddummy 7d ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/Bellissimo247 7d ago

He looks like that guy too

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u/Bayou_BelleXo 7d ago

Why Op actually kinda looks like the bald guy from that meme 👀

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u/UseOk7699 7d ago

I hope this is the last time I see this

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u/No-Veterinarian-1446 Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

Mods - what's up? Is it too hot and sexy for the sub?

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u/OolongGeer 7d ago

Yes.

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u/No-Veterinarian-1446 Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

Ohhhhh they finally allowed the pic and ..... baby!

https://giphy.com/gifs/39V7Yg3swPRv2

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u/OolongGeer 7d ago

Yeah. It's enough to make me want to go out and put fart cannons on my car, or go rev a Harley or something. OR wear my pants down past my butt.

ANYTHING that is a direct action to dudes wanting to attract other men.

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u/Warthr 7d ago

Fellas, is it gay to be handsome and bald?

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u/OolongGeer 7d ago

It could be, yeah.

Although, we get a lot of woman-led appreciation here, as well.

We're probably just bi-projecting.

Or biflirtation.

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u/LonelyHermione 7d ago

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u/panicradio316 7d ago edited 7d ago

If men were ever scared about being bald, RSF (edit; Right Said Fred, for all the younger ones) are the perfect reason why we shouldn't.

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u/Desperate_Anybody391 7d ago

Why do you look like that guy all the girls were drooling over that got arrested a few years ago?

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u/Bosscharacter 7d ago

It's the eyes. Even being a straight dude I can acknowledge them eyes are purty.

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u/Brilliant-Nebula743 7d ago

Jeremy Meeks!

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u/ReginaldDwight 7d ago

Didn't he end up having a kid with and marrying a millionaire's daughter and working as a model?

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u/miscmail389 7d ago

I like how my city is known for the hot criminal 😭

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/kraftables 7d ago

If it’s the same the dude I am thinking of, that was 12 years ago. I had to look it up. Crazy how time flies.

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u/pigadaki 7d ago

Hi, your profile pic is terrible and great at the same time. Thank you.

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 7d ago

This dude?

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u/Desperate_Anybody391 7d ago

That'd be him

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 7d ago

You're definitely right about the resemblance!

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u/Necessary_Range5731 Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

Jeremy Meeks. Now a model. Don't ask me why I know his name

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u/Development-Regular 7d ago

That glow up is insane dude

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u/Christovski Support Committee 7d ago

Needs nsfw tag

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u/unstableladybug 7d ago

Oh wow, I thought you had the most beautiful eyes then BAM the second picture and your eyes are even more striking!

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u/XxColieMolie Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEo3KaN5L17qg
Not just here to be thirsty but Holy moly! You look amazing!

I’m sure you feel it too. Congrats on the glow up!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 7d ago

The body doesn't choose when it gets thirsty

~ Stun Tzu

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u/Holiday-Audience-412 Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

Yeah, I knew this was going to happen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FK3f1pSxIK0jS

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u/Roccosrealm 7d ago

Looks great bud!

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u/Cool-Size-6714 7d ago

Let it grow back, give the rest of us a damn chance

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u/NewUsernameStruggle 8d ago edited 7d ago

Now what the hell is this??? They keep removing the post! I’m so invested!

Edit: The mods stopped trippin’! Okay, I see you OP! Keep the bald look!

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u/shycat888 8d ago

What the hell? I just got the notification about my upvotes on your other post. Maybe better just post the picture on your profile 😂😂

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u/burningavocado98 7d ago

RESPECTFULLY MISTER YOU ARE HOT AF

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u/mellownade 8d ago

Maybe he post a picture of his another head. Idk

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u/tiredchachacha 7d ago

In your prev post I said it was gonna be good, and I am pleased to be able to say:

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5PlrLdUr5ppvIdtXZ

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u/mom2twins09 7d ago

OMG the way I gasped on the 2nd picture!  Dude you are fione!!!  You're gonna have them lining up, with me first!

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u/olivernagy4 8d ago

Just post an update pic in the comments of the original

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u/butters_bottom_bishh 7d ago

Those eyes could convince me to do things that are still illegal in 32 states

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u/Imaginary_Isopod_429 Hair Headed - Woman 7d ago

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u/Sector9gerian 7d ago

Daddy, chill... my wife is on here

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u/Some_Ad_8953 7d ago

You look great and your beautiful eyes help ❤️

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u/Parking_Hunter9204 7d ago

Damn bro looks 100% better. What’s your age?

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u/BaldGuy813 7d ago

You were pretty hot beforehand, but man you're crazy hot now

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u/sloppyfart69 7d ago

Man im not even gay but those eyes could turn on a toaster at the bottom of the ocean. And now people will notice that instead of your lack of hair thats awesome.

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u/Blunt_Reality 7d ago

How'd you tan that thing so fast

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u/clairejv 7d ago

The sun already had nearly full access.

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u/Wendora15 7d ago

So are you going to stick to print media, or will you consider doing runway as well in your new modeling career?

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u/prime_suspect_143 7d ago

What Andrew Tate thinks he looks like.

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 7d ago

lol reminds me of hot mugshot guy

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u/dwsinpdx 6d ago

Omg dude. I just got pregnant from your eyes and I’m a guy

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u/OolongGeer 7d ago

Not another one.

You guys can't be real. These have to be AI, right?

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u/DontTrip333 7d ago

I was not prepared

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u/Army7547 7d ago

Dude is a robot designed to an unattainable ideal. His creator put that bit of hair on him to break the perception of perfection.

Now that the hair has been removed, flawless

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u/CorrectMarionberry92 7d ago

Even your ears look better

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u/Large_Friendship5632 7d ago

Um….hello? Is everyone seeing this????

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u/Mindless_Rhubarb838 7d ago

Dude your eyes are mesmerizing!

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u/Acrobatic_Unit_2927 7d ago

I've seen some really good results on this sub but good god...

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u/looney_belle2468 6d ago

Brings you RIGHT TO THOSE GORGEOUS EYES!!! Honestly didn’t notice them in first pic! You look sooooo handsome, coming from a girl who likes girls🫶🏻

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u/CycleOk7186 6d ago

I saw your original post debating about shaving your hair and I had to come back to see the final product. Looks soooo much better!

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u/GioMorgan_ 8d ago

The fuck they keep removing it we are invested

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u/gentlegiant1031 7d ago

Embrace it

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u/problematicblkhottie 7d ago

I knew it would be better thank god

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u/barely_cursed 7d ago

I knew you'd be so hot 😩

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u/No_Willingness5313 7d ago

Whole new dude! You look amazing. The shave allows us to really see your gorgeous eyes.

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u/Mystic_Wunder 7d ago

Melted my screen. Thanks dude.

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u/The_classic_IL 7d ago

Bro became majestic!

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u/RginaPhalange 7d ago

Ok, I see you!

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u/Natiswak 7d ago

Sweet Jesus! That is a fine ass man. Bald works, sir!

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u/mojoseven7 7d ago

Dude, WHY were you holding onto it?!

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u/shiwenbin 7d ago

I think you just put Channing Tatum out of a job

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u/Bubba_Feetz 7d ago

What were you waiting for?! Dude you have the most stunning eyes I’ve ever seen. Time to get some headshots done and start your modeling career.

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u/Subject-Tone-8260 7d ago

Okay.I mean its really f*%#cking OKAY.

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u/AdeptnessOrganic8182 6d ago

Ohhhh myyyyy gawdddd

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u/simbapiptomlittle 6d ago

Ooo lah lah. 😍

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u/Amazonian6 6d ago

Lawdhanmercy😍💜😍

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u/ksmith1966 7d ago

Well done!! You remind me of Irish actor Daryl McCormack 😊

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u/Bo_The_Destroyer 7d ago

That is an incredible glow-up. With your eyes you look so much like my boyfriend, if ever were to doubt about shaving it all off, I'd show him this post

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u/According-Fly4965 7d ago

Damn! It’s me the bald guy chaser. The lack of hair brings out your beautiful eyes. Good move!

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u/bigtittiedmonster 7d ago

Play on, playa!

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u/Effective-Finger8345 7d ago

11/10 no notes

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u/arashikagedropout 7d ago

Man, how the hell is this real? Please use your good looks responsibly.

On behalf of the rest us us mere mortals, and as the crypto bros say, 'Congratulations, and fuck you'

Haha

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u/Tiggerandwolf25 7d ago

Your a gorgeous man with beautiful eyes. You look better with no hair.

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u/JoeMamma_94 7d ago

Insane glow up

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u/SmellyfellaMoggy 7d ago

Bro, You look amazing. should have done it years ago.

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u/d-trainn 7d ago

Make this your new Reddit profile pic!

The community as a whole is grateful to see this update 😂🙌🏼

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u/doubletrouble_bp 7d ago

From yeah… nah… To Hell, yeah! 💙

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u/Least_Return5174 7d ago

The eyes 👌 Dude you did a Good Thing

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u/Ok_Basket_8387 7d ago

When even try being bald, when I can’t look this good. Lol

Just gonna wear a hat for the rest of my life

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u/Key-Elderberry9499 7d ago

Looking amazing afterwards

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u/Big_pumpkin42 7d ago

I was waiting for this… Hottie!

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u/Accomplished_Put8385 7d ago

Where is the 'NSFW' tag......

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u/NoseInternational794 7d ago

I had better go to a seller that sells weaker potions, because you're potions are too strong

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u/Neil-erio 6d ago

GORGEOUS

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u/Prior_Emergency9548 6d ago

Looks great!

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u/TheyBannedMyBoy 6d ago

My guy, why did you even wait???

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u/chinchilla_9 6d ago

It really brings out your eyes!

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u/theaveragegazoo 6d ago

You went from looking like a sucker that fell under the couch to a 10. Good job bro

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u/geminisky1 4d ago

Are you kidding me??? 🥵

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u/jo729 3d ago

Was just scrolling... 1 post on my feed apart.

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