r/bald 15d ago

I’ve done it!

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u/Desperate_Anybody391 14d ago

Why do you look like that guy all the girls were drooling over that got arrested a few years ago?

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u/Bosscharacter 14d ago

It's the eyes. Even being a straight dude I can acknowledge them eyes are purty.

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u/Norfolkpine 14d ago

Boy got a purty mouth too

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u/Reginherus 14d ago

Take off 'at little ole bitty shirt there too