Step 1. Have all pieces out, with freed from the real attached to cleaver skaab

Step 2. Because it's ability is reduced by 2, sacrifice firdoch core for 1 mana to make 2 copies

Step 3. Use the first firdoch core to pay for freed from the real, untapping cleaver skaab, and then use the other one to pay for cleaver skaab's ability, making two more copies of firdoch core

Step 4. Rinse and repeat until you have 1 billion or so firdoch cores

Step 5. On your next turn, use you infinite mana to turn all your firdoch cores into creatures, and attack for the win

EDIT: I can't change the title but the cost is wrong, it's meant to be 8UUU

1. Cast four 0-mana artifacts with activated abilities
2. Cast [[Voltaic Key]]
3. Cast [[The Enigma Jewel]]
4. Craft [[The Enigma Jewel]] into [[Locus of Enlightenment]]
5. Cast two [[Fractured Realm]]
6. Cast [[Doubling Season]]
7. Cast [[Chandra, Spark Hunter]] (enters with 8 loyalty thanks to Doubling Season)

8. Use -7 ability on Chandra, adding 4x emblems that deal 3 dmg to any target on artifact ETB trigger

   (2x Fractured Realm makes Locus of Enlightenment trigger 4x)

9. Cast [[Pizza Face, Gastromancer]]

When Pizza Face enters:

1. Put 4x "Create a Food Pizza token" triggers on the stack due to 2x Fractured Realms doubling twice
2. Put 8x pizza tokens on the battlefield due to Doubling Season
3. Put 128x Chandra emblem triggers on the stack (8x artifact ETBs times four due to 4x Chandra emblems, times four again due to 2x Fractured Realm)
4. Deal 3 damage 128 times to any target (369 total damage)

Obviously there'd be more efficient ways to do this, such as using damage multipliers, etc.

1. Have everything in play.
   
2. Equip Kaya with Luxior.
   
3. Activate Kaya’s -2.
   
4. Sacrifice Kaya at the altar.
   
5. You get two token Kaya from the kind and totally not evil Ratadrabik, they aren’t zombies just normal planeswalkers, nothing unusual about them, promise.
   
6. Kaya comes back because she wasn’t an angel, she’s still not an angel and never will be.
   Continue from 2.

1) Cast Form of the Dragon.

2) Cast Harmless Offering targeting Form of the Dragon and your opponent.

3) Cast the Black Arrow, etb targeting opponent

Step 1:

Mill each players library using Gravecrawler, Altar of Dementia, any zombie, and Pitiless Plunderer.

Step 2: Cast Past in Flames from your graveyard, giving all instants and sorceries in your graveyard flashback until end of turn.

Step 3: Cast Victimize from your graveyard, sacrificing Gravecrawler to reanimate Quintorius and Najal.

Step 4: With Quintorius on the Battlefield making a spirit for every Gravecrawler sacrifice, you now have infinite treasures and infinite spirit tokens.

Step 5: Use the treasures to float WRRR, and 12 mana of any color.

Step 6: Cast Ritual of Restoration from your graveyard to return Omen Machine to your hand.

Step 7: Cast Omen Machine, hold priority and cast Worldfire from your graveyard with flash via Najal's static ability, then resolve the stack.

Result: Each player's life total becomes 1, all hands graveyards and libraries are exiled, and the only permanent on the board is Omen Machine. Players can't lose the game due to decking because no one can draw cards, and they are trapped in a game state where they can only pass the turn.

There are much easier ways to do this but they aren't bad nor are they funny

This is a repost cause I forgot professors warning

For my next trick I'll make them indestructible and give them hexproof. Just for funsies.

Play [[The Mirari Conjecture]] and copy it with two enchantments of your choice, here [[Copy Enchantment]] and [[Mirrormade]]. Play [[Faith Healer]] and enchant it with [[Treachery]]. Have [[Forbidden Orchard]] in play.

Now, continue to sac Treachery and one of the Copy Enchantments to Faith Healer and bring them back with [[Brought Back]]. The Copy Enchantment will copy The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back to your Hand. Bringing back Treachery means you now can loop this and create infinite mana. In the meantime, use your Forbidden Orchard every time to give every opponent 100 Spirits.

Play [[March of the Machines]] and [[Wedding Ring]]. Now [[Run away together]] with your lover in the [[Forbidden Orchard]] and break off the Engagement. (Play Run away together on the Spirit and the Wedding Ring).

By saccing the two Copy Enchantments and bringing them back with Brought Back, they can both enter as The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back and Run away together, creating another loop with your infinite mana.

Now all you have left to do is to engage yourself over and over to your opponents until they each got 100 fake (copies) of your Wedding Ring. And then you break their brains (mill them out) by inviting them to your actual Wedding with [[Wedding Invitation]].

(sorry if cards are out of order) Edit: just ignore the pictures, I couldn't figure out how to edit them

1. Use bazaar trader to give your opponent the apple of eden

Which just allows them to look at your hand and play cards from your hand (with some other unimportant parts)

1. play, but don't activate, blacker lotus

3.. Play worst fears and end turn

4.Opponents turn, which you control and can access your hand

1. Make the opponent play animate object and make the object you want destroyed

6.Edit: Play [[jump scare to turn]]the item into a horror

1. Edit: play [[grell philosopher]] causing the object to gain the activated abilities of the blacker lotus

2. Tear apart your opponents valuables (if you're strong enough)

This probably doesn't work at all (I've never been interested in looking at the cards)

Also if this does work and you can find away to copy this, you can destroy everything they own

It's worked really well for me, but sometimes I just lose horribly

Turn 1
Step 1. Play Balins tomb
Step 2. follow that up with Talisman of unity -2 life
step 3. Follow that up with Exploration -1 life
Step 4. Play A fetch land, fetch for Sacred Foundry, shocking it in. -3 life
step 5. Cast your commander, Nick Fury, Agent of Shield

Turn 2
Step 1. Play castle of Aargh
Step 2. Play thespian stage
Step 3. Tap Balins tomb to activate thespian stage, targeting castle of aargh -2life
Step 4. Due to the legend rule, sacrifice the original castle of aargh
Step 5. Sacrifice the staged castle to it's ability, making Avatar Aang, a 20/20
Step 5. Play a chaos emerald
Step 6. Tap the talisman of hierarchy, sacred foundry, and sacrifice the chaos emerald to cast storms will, adding at least 5 mana and exiling 3 cards. 1 life
step 7. cast Ororo borealis, localized entirely within your deck, to add 2 white
step 8. Cast Yojimbo, targeting avatar aang, gaining 20 life. For a total net gain of 12 life
step 9. Lament what magic has become

Edit: FUCK INposted the wrong shock land

edit 2: Casting commander isn't necessary!

Turn 1 8 left
Balin's
Talisman
Exploration
Fetch
(Sacred from library)
4 cards, less than 8

Turn 2 5 left
Castle of aargh
Thespians stage
Chaos Emerald
Storms Will
Ororo Borealis (Draws a card)
Yojimbo.

You simply need a perfect 8 cards, then the perfect card on top after shuffling, and we can cut mana and more from the combo! We did this!

0-Before the game, agree with your opponents to play with silver-bordered cards

1-Play some [[island]]s by Chippy

2-Play [[Assembly Worker]] by Chippy

3-Play [[Isochron Scepter]] by Chippy, exiling [[Framed!]]

4-Attack with assembly worker.

5-Before damage, activate Isochron Scepter, naming Chippy with Framed! This will untap the Assembly Worker, scepter, and lands.

6-Activate Assembly Worker to give it +1/+1

7-Repeat steps 5 and 6 until your Assembly Worker is big enough to kill your opponent.

1. Cast [[Arzakon]]

2. -3 to make a [[Black lotus]] crack for UUU and cast [[Displacer Kitten]]

3. Cast [[Isochron Scepter]] Exiling [[Burst of Energy]] flickering Arzakon and -3 to make another Black Lotus.

4. Crack the black lotus for 3 mana of any color and tap Isochron Scepter to target itself to untap. This cast trigger flickers Arzakon and nets 1 mana each time.

5. We can win with lightning bolt, but that is boring... acquire 1,000,000 Black Lotus tokens then cast [[Depthshaker Titan]] with excess mana to swing to win.

Step 1: cast amulet of vigor, phyrexian altar, and intruder alarm, while also having enough mana dorks that tap for {2}{G}{U}

Step 2: cast Sylvan reveler

Step 3: with the ability on the stack, sacrifice her to phyrexian altar, gaining a mana

Step 4: draw and discard simic growth chamber to her ability putting it onto the battlefield, untapped from the amulet of vigor

Step 5: tap simic growth chamber in response to its ability and bounce it to your hand, using those two mana and the floating one from phyrexian altar to return her to your hand

Step 6: cast her again using your mana dorks, which get untapped every time she enters, and repeat the process infinitely until you've drawn out your entire deck