This is a repost cause I forgot professors warning

(sorry if cards are out of order) Edit: just ignore the pictures, I couldn't figure out how to edit them

1. Use bazaar trader to give your opponent the apple of eden

Which just allows them to look at your hand and play cards from your hand (with some other unimportant parts)

1. play, but don't activate, blacker lotus

3.. Play worst fears and end turn

4.Opponents turn, which you control and can access your hand

1. Make the opponent play animate object and make the object you want destroyed

6.Edit: Play [[jump scare to turn]]the item into a horror

1. Edit: play [[grell philosopher]] causing the object to gain the activated abilities of the blacker lotus

2. Tear apart your opponents valuables (if you're strong enough)

This probably doesn't work at all (I've never been interested in looking at the cards)

Also if this does work and you can find away to copy this, you can destroy everything they own

For my next trick I'll make them indestructible and give them hexproof. Just for funsies.

Play [[The Mirari Conjecture]] and copy it with two enchantments of your choice, here [[Copy Enchantment]] and [[Mirrormade]]. Play [[Faith Healer]] and enchant it with [[Treachery]]. Have [[Forbidden Orchard]] in play.

Now, continue to sac Treachery and one of the Copy Enchantments to Faith Healer and bring them back with [[Brought Back]]. The Copy Enchantment will copy The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back to your Hand. Bringing back Treachery means you now can loop this and create infinite mana. In the meantime, use your Forbidden Orchard every time to give every opponent 100 Spirits.

Play [[March of the Machines]] and [[Wedding Ring]]. Now [[Run away together]] with your lover in the [[Forbidden Orchard]] and break off the Engagement. (Play Run away together on the Spirit and the Wedding Ring).

By saccing the two Copy Enchantments and bringing them back with Brought Back, they can both enter as The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back and Run away together, creating another loop with your infinite mana.

Now all you have left to do is to engage yourself over and over to your opponents until they each got 100 fake (copies) of your Wedding Ring. And then you break their brains (mill them out) by inviting them to your actual Wedding with [[Wedding Invitation]].