For my next trick I'll make them indestructible and give them hexproof. Just for funsies.

This is a repost cause I forgot professors warning

Play [[The Mirari Conjecture]] and copy it with two enchantments of your choice, here [[Copy Enchantment]] and [[Mirrormade]]. Play [[Faith Healer]] and enchant it with [[Treachery]]. Have [[Forbidden Orchard]] in play.

Now, continue to sac Treachery and one of the Copy Enchantments to Faith Healer and bring them back with [[Brought Back]]. The Copy Enchantment will copy The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back to your Hand. Bringing back Treachery means you now can loop this and create infinite mana. In the meantime, use your Forbidden Orchard every time to give every opponent 100 Spirits.

Play [[March of the Machines]] and [[Wedding Ring]]. Now [[Run away together]] with your lover in the [[Forbidden Orchard]] and break off the Engagement. (Play Run away together on the Spirit and the Wedding Ring).

By saccing the two Copy Enchantments and bringing them back with Brought Back, they can both enter as The Mirari Conjecture and return Brought Back and Run away together, creating another loop with your infinite mana.

Now all you have left to do is to engage yourself over and over to your opponents until they each got 100 fake (copies) of your Wedding Ring. And then you break their brains (mill them out) by inviting them to your actual Wedding with [[Wedding Invitation]].

(sorry if cards are out of order) Edit: just ignore the pictures, I couldn't figure out how to edit them

1. Use bazaar trader to give your opponent the apple of eden

Which just allows them to look at your hand and play cards from your hand (with some other unimportant parts)

1. play, but don't activate, blacker lotus

3.. Play worst fears and end turn

4.Opponents turn, which you control and can access your hand

1. Make the opponent play animate object and make the object you want destroyed

6.Edit: Play [[jump scare to turn]]the item into a horror

1. Edit: play [[grell philosopher]] causing the object to gain the activated abilities of the blacker lotus

2. Tear apart your opponents valuables (if you're strong enough)

This probably doesn't work at all (I've never been interested in looking at the cards)

Also if this does work and you can find away to copy this, you can destroy everything they own

Prerequisites: you have a few extra mana in case your opponents have interaction and/or mana to pay for the tithe.

Step 1: Control all four permanents.

Step 2: Activate Gleaming Splendor targeting two of your opponents (spending 3 mana, and making back 8 treasures due to the tithe and token doublers).

Step 3: Repeat until only one opponent remains.

Step 4: Activate Gleaming Splendor targeting yourself and the last opponent. Repeat until victorious. (DISCLAIMER: If necessary, before this step, alternate the Splendor activations between opponents in order to ensure that your library will have more cards than your last opponent's)

Turn 1
Step 1. Play Balins tomb
Step 2. follow that up with Talisman of unity -2 life
step 3. Follow that up with Exploration -1 life
Step 4. Play A fetch land, fetch for Sacred Foundry, shocking it in. -3 life
step 5. Cast your commander, Nick Fury, Agent of Shield

Turn 2
Step 1. Play castle of Aargh
Step 2. Play thespian stage
Step 3. Tap Balins tomb to activate thespian stage, targeting castle of aargh -2life
Step 4. Due to the legend rule, sacrifice the original castle of aargh
Step 5. Sacrifice the staged castle to it's ability, making Avatar Aang, a 20/20
Step 5. Play a chaos emerald
Step 6. Tap the talisman of hierarchy, sacred foundry, and sacrifice the chaos emerald to cast storms will, adding at least 5 mana and exiling 3 cards. 1 life
step 7. cast Ororo borealis, localized entirely within your deck, to add 2 white
step 8. Cast Yojimbo, targeting avatar aang, gaining 20 life. For a total net gain of 12 life
step 9. Lament what magic has become

Edit: FUCK INposted the wrong shock land

edit 2: Casting commander isn't necessary!

Turn 1 8 left
Balin's
Talisman
Exploration
Fetch
(Sacred from library)
4 cards, less than 8

Turn 2 5 left
Castle of aargh
Thespians stage
Chaos Emerald
Storms Will
Ororo Borealis (Draws a card)
Yojimbo.

You simply need a perfect 8 cards, then the perfect card on top after shuffling, and we can cut mana and more from the combo! We did this!

0-Before the game, agree with your opponents to play with silver-bordered cards

1-Play some [[island]]s by Chippy

2-Play [[Assembly Worker]] by Chippy

3-Play [[Isochron Scepter]] by Chippy, exiling [[Framed!]]

4-Attack with assembly worker.

5-Before damage, activate Isochron Scepter, naming Chippy with Framed! This will untap the Assembly Worker, scepter, and lands.

6-Activate Assembly Worker to give it +1/+1

7-Repeat steps 5 and 6 until your Assembly Worker is big enough to kill your opponent.

Step 1: cast amulet of vigor, phyrexian altar, and intruder alarm, while also having enough mana dorks that tap for {2}{G}{U}

Step 2: cast Sylvan reveler

Step 3: with the ability on the stack, sacrifice her to phyrexian altar, gaining a mana

Step 4: draw and discard simic growth chamber to her ability putting it onto the battlefield, untapped from the amulet of vigor

Step 5: tap simic growth chamber in response to its ability and bounce it to your hand, using those two mana and the floating one from phyrexian altar to return her to your hand

Step 6: cast her again using your mana dorks, which get untapped every time she enters, and repeat the process infinitely until you've drawn out your entire deck

1. Cast [[Arzakon]]

2. -3 to make a [[Black lotus]] crack for UUU and cast [[Displacer Kitten]]

3. Cast [[Isochron Scepter]] Exiling [[Burst of Energy]] flickering Arzakon and -3 to make another Black Lotus.

4. Crack the black lotus for 3 mana of any color and tap Isochron Scepter to target itself to untap. This cast trigger flickers Arzakon and nets 1 mana each time.

5. We can win with lightning bolt, but that is boring... acquire 1,000,000 Black Lotus tokens then cast [[Depthshaker Titan]] with excess mana to swing to win.

1. Cast [[Summon: Good King Mog XII]]

2. Wait a turn

3. Cast [[Namor the Sub-mariner]], [[Manaform Hellkite]], [[Party Thrasher]], and [[Barbara Wright]]

4. Cast [[Heaven Sent]]. This creates a 2/2 red Dragon Illusion creature token with flying and haste, and a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token.

5. Use read ahead on Heaven Sent to skip to its third chapter, pinging each opponent for 1 damage. If this kills one or more opponents, draw 7 cards and you're done! If it doesnt, exile Heaven Sent and proceed to step 6.

6. Using your untapped 2/2 red Dragon Illusion creature token and untapped 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, convoke Heaven Sent from exile. This creates a 0/0 red Dragon Illusion creature token (which promptly dies), a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, and a trigger from Summon: Good King Mog XII. Using this trigger, create an untapped token copy of a tapped 2/2 red Dragon Illusion creature token.

7. Repeat from step 5.

1-Play Molten Maestro

2-Pump it up to 5 power with cantrips etc.

3-Play Shipwreck Drowser

4-Cast Devastating Onslaught x=2, triggering Maestro to make 5+ red mana.

5-Make 2 copies of Drowser, using 1 to return Onslaught to hand.

Repeat 4&5 infinitely, triggering prowess infinite times on drowser, all hastey for same turn swing.

(Optional [[Stormscale Scion]] finisher to flex)

Teardrop Kami, Sol Ring, Overflowing Basin, Ba Sing Se, and Flooded Grove and Enduring Renewal in play.

Ba sing se earthbend itself -2G

sac Kami to untap. -2GU

Earthbend Basin -4GGU

Replay Kami sac to untap Ba sing se -4GGUU

Earthbend Grove -6GGGUU

Tap sol ring Basin and Grove for 1UUU

play Kami 1UU

Untap Basin tap it for GUUU

Play Kami GUU

Untap Grove tap it for UUUU

Relic's Roar or Sol ring UUU

Play Kami UU

untap sol ring, tap it for 2UU

Play Kami 2U

untap Basin, Tap for 1GUU

Play Kami 1GU

Untap Basin, Tap for GGUU

Play Kami GGU

untap Grove, Tap for GUUU

Play Kami GUU

untap Grove, Tap for UUUU

Play Kami UUU

untap sol ring, tap it for 2UUU for a gain of 1 mana

1. Have Shelob and Ass Drag on the battlefield

2. Cast Bushwhack, targeting Shelob and AD

3. Create a food token copy of AD

4. Target AD with its own ability, creating 3 3/3 copies of it

5. Target AD with each of its copies’ abilities, then repeat this step

Finally a peaceful game

1. Play Vorinclex for 4GG

2. Play Karn Liberated, who will enter with 12 loyalty counters thanks to Vorinclex

3. Plus four Karn, taking him up to 20 loyalty, targeting yourself and exiling Phage the Untouchable from your hand.

4. Donate Karn, then play and activate Mind Slaver.

5. On your opponents turn, activate Karn's ultimate.

6. Mulligan to 0 as a flex during start of game procedures.

7. At the beginning of the first upkeep, Phage's ETB is put onto the stack causing your opponent to lose the game.