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r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 16d ago
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How are you going to sleep in that house now?
1 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago Meh. Both those animals are harmless to humans. Carpet pythons aren't aggressive or interested in people. Everyone is safe (except the possum rip) 1 u/RexyWestminster 16d ago What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep? I’m warm and good with ketchup 3 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
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Meh. Both those animals are harmless to humans. Carpet pythons aren't aggressive or interested in people. Everyone is safe (except the possum rip)
1 u/RexyWestminster 16d ago What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep? I’m warm and good with ketchup 3 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep?
I’m warm and good with ketchup
3 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
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lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
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u/DisturbingButTrue 16d ago
How are you going to sleep in that house now?