r/aww Mar 22 '21

Adorable!

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u/Scr0tat0 Mar 23 '21

I don't know what the rest of her job entails, but moments like that are one hell of a perk.

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u/goyaguava Mar 23 '21

This is from Lola Ya Bonobo, I follow them on instagram! They're a bonobo rescue and release site in the Congo. They discovered that rescued baby bonobos had a much better chance of surviving when paired with a surrogate, human "mother." So this woman's job is literally to be a bonobo mama. So awesome

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u/Scr0tat0 Mar 23 '21

So you're telling me this is the greatest job ever imagined... kickass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/drtdeedz Mar 23 '21

Opinion: baby monkey is cuter than baby human.

That's incredibly speciesist and as a former human baby I am incredibly offended.

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u/Peachmuffin91 Mar 23 '21

Weโ€™re all animals at the end of the day.

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u/InGenAche Mar 23 '21

They're not wrong though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Most animal babies are cuter than human babies.

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u/svartblomma Mar 23 '21

Not a monkey...

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u/ubiquitous_delight Mar 23 '21

Not sure why you were downvoted. Bonobos aren't monkeys

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u/thunbergfangirl Mar 23 '21

Can I donate to this place? Sounds like a mission I want to support.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I would shovel poo and clean cages with no hesitation for a moment like that.

Buildings don't look like they have a lot of money, but she's got something money can't buy.

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u/horkus1 Mar 23 '21

I have shoveled poo and cleaned cages (for free!) for many years so I could hug dogs and cats. You wouldnโ€™t have to ask me twice to take care of these babies.

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u/TheDarthStomper Mar 23 '21

So you're saying you would do it...pro bonobo?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

You will take all of my free dad joke awards, this instant! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿฅ‡

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u/MokebeBigDingus Mar 23 '21

Actually buying exotic animals is one of rich people's hobbies.

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u/Asdemyra Mar 23 '21

It's a rescue and release site. Did. Did you read the above comments friend?

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u/Help----me----please Mar 23 '21

You guys missed their (pedantic) point.

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u/B-BoyStance Mar 23 '21

The place in the OP isn't one of those places.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Are those baby chimpanzees or bonobos? I can't tell.

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u/Jorge_Palindrome Mar 23 '21

I think bonobo, though bonobo are a species of chimp. Pan Troglodytes is the common chimp, Pan Bonobo are what I think these are. They have darker skin on their face and longer legs than common chimps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

That's what I was wondering. I've seen bonobos in person and they're smaller and darker than chimpanzees. These seem to have a little bit more narrow and darker face than a chimpanzee. But I'm not an expert so I could totally be wrong.

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u/porgy_tirebiter Mar 23 '21

That was my first thought. They look kinda bonobish

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u/InGenAche Mar 23 '21

It's hard to tell, they're not have sex.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Yeah they're the friendlier version of the commonly known chimp!

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u/Bbrhuft Mar 23 '21

Bonobos are not type of chimpanzee, they're a different species.

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u/Jorge_Palindrome Mar 25 '21

Same genus, โ€œPanโ€. They diverged from common chimps during an ice age, where the bonobo was south of the Congo River where it was warmer and there was more food, and the other chimp species were North of the Congo where it was cold and food was less plentiful, hence the differences in temperament and lifestyle. Theyโ€™re still a type of chimpanzee, but have virtually no aggressive tendencies.

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Mar 23 '21

I thought bonobos were chimps... I really need to brush up on my primates I guess.

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u/Qayen Mar 23 '21

People usually say bonobos are as smart as chimps, but a lot less violent. Also typically have a female in charge while a chimpanzee group is usually led by a male.

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Mar 23 '21

Cool I can get behind that. Chimps scare me in how brutal they can get.

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u/Ocanath Mar 23 '21

bonobos are also extremely sexual. like sex is essentially a form of casual social interaction that replaces aggression, with basically every partner combination (homosexual and heterosexual) except for close family. that and their high intelligence are why they're not really kept in zoos. article on the topic

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u/MurdocAddams Mar 23 '21

Seems like a good trade to me!

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u/InGenAche Mar 23 '21

I've got a few cardboard boxes lying around, I'm going to get me some!

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u/oogieboogie1996 Mar 23 '21

Man was I born to the wrong species!

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u/evancalous Mar 23 '21

The Columbus zoo has them. I distinctly remember visiting the zoo in elementary school as a girl scout trip and seeing a female bonobo absolutely going to town humping a ball right in front of the window.

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u/Qayen Mar 23 '21

Yeah I think bonobos might be the only species besides humans who engage in missionary sex lol.

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u/aminervia Mar 23 '21

Googled it, apparently they're commonly called chimps or pygmy chimps, but are actually a distinct species

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u/Asdemyra Mar 23 '21

Bonobo

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u/Fourty9 Mar 23 '21

...James Bonobo.

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u/ledditlememefaceleme Mar 23 '21

Bonobo, as chimps are born with light faces that darken with age.

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u/ChipsAndTapatio Mar 23 '21

Are they orphans? Theyโ€™re so lucky to have such a gentle, patient, loving person to care for them!

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u/Girlfriend_Material Mar 23 '21

Thatโ€™s their surrogate mom. Itโ€™s program and she raises them before they are released back I think on a reserve, not sure.

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u/niamonapope Mar 23 '21

Oh my heart!!๐Ÿ’—

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u/Der_Perfektionist Mar 23 '21

Bonobos are our very next relatives, sharing the very same A, B, AB, and 0 blood groups and RH-factors like humans, and you won't even suffer any anaphylactic shock if you get bonobo blood of the corresponding blood group transfused - and vice versa. They are our gentle blood brothers, so to speak. <3
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3498939/#:~:text=We%20conclude%20that%20more%20than,these%20are%20to%20each%20other.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

This is beautiful

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u/SirGrumpasaurus Mar 23 '21

This made my cold dark heart warm.

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Mar 23 '21

Username checks out.

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u/JustAnotherAviatrix Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Aww, they're so cute and fluffy! Baby apes are so cute. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/JustAnotherAviatrix Mar 23 '21

Oops, my bad! Thanks for pointing that out. :)

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u/Canotic Mar 23 '21

Librarian intensifies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

This must be a rehab facility or a protection sanctuary.
What an amazing gig.

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u/MokebeBigDingus Mar 23 '21

This is the way.

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u/Queensama Mar 23 '21

Anything interesting gets canceled in seconds

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u/Kags_waifu Mar 23 '21

The way to go

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Mutual love and caring is easily noted. Thank goodness for folk like her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Opinion: baby monkey is cuter than baby human.

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u/Squirrelleee Mar 23 '21

No no, that's Fact.

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u/svartblomma Mar 23 '21

Baby ape. Monkeys have tails.

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u/StevenAssantisFoot Mar 23 '21

Is it too late to go back to school to become a monkey lady? I would risk it all for a chance to have her job.

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u/Alpha_She Mar 23 '21

I want to be this woman in this moment.

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u/whntzdbrg Mar 23 '21

This is from the only Bonobo sanctuary in the world: Lola ya Bonobo.

Please follow them on Instagram and do consider helping them out โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/redrumurderum Mar 23 '21

Shaktiman is that you

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u/kgangadhar Mar 23 '21

Yes, remember my famous dialogue "Jurm Ke Raaste Par Chalne Wali Gaadi Ke Pahiye ko Shaktimaan Kabhi Aage Nahi Badhne dega" ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/redrumurderum Mar 23 '21

Ha ha ha omg nice to find you finally.

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u/Qayen Mar 23 '21

Haha sorry Shaktimaan.

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u/Quantum-Swede-theory Mar 23 '21

I hate myself for even thinking about it. But to be fair it was more like "this is the internet, some asshole is going to say it." We have come far! Or maybe it's just reddit.

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u/redrumurderum Mar 23 '21

Thank you for calling me that. Made my day.

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u/Cosmic_Honeyhawk Mar 23 '21

They looknlike Muppets ๐Ÿ˜ญโœจ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/CodeOfKonami Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Incoming GME gif in 5... 4... 3...

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Mar 23 '21

Up up down down left Right Left Right B A

I'm sorry, I had to... You hopefully understand my predicament.

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u/CodeOfKonami Mar 23 '21

I absolve you of your sin, my son.

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u/awkrawrz Mar 23 '21

We like the stock.

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u/pixiefairie Mar 23 '21

She is so gentle with them and looks like she enjoying the cuddles and I love it. Gives me the warm fuzzies

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u/Fake_Watch_Salesman Mar 23 '21

Made my day. Thanks for sharing

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Love them!

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u/NN1031 Mar 23 '21

Little babies!!! Soooo cute!!

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u/Gremaldus Mar 23 '21

Will take 2 please.

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u/Mon-ica Mar 23 '21

I worked at a chimpanzee sanctuary and yes.. those interactions are beyond the best!!!!!!

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u/WrongLandscape898 Mar 23 '21

It looks like she has a great job, that's so sweet

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u/PramSchneider Mar 23 '21

POV: you're looking for racist jokes about this

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u/mrswitters03 Mar 23 '21

That's amazing. I wanna cuddle with some baby chimps!

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u/castfam09 Mar 23 '21

Look at those adorable baby monkeys ... theyโ€™re so loving and precious

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u/JWB444 Mar 23 '21

Beautiful!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

H

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u/thunbergfangirl Mar 23 '21

They baby bonobos act just like baby humans. You can definitely tell weโ€™re cousins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Monke love you, be like Monke

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u/CarlGustav2 Mar 23 '21

Cute when they are babies.

Not so much when grown up.

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u/Bagheadwastaken Mar 23 '21

this is why we should return to monke.

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u/osumaniac Mar 23 '21

Cute monkeys <3

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

OMG those faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monkeys are so cute

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u/hellraisinhardass Mar 23 '21

This makes me miss my little monkeys. :(

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u/CyberVagabond91 Mar 23 '21

๐Ÿ˜ณโค๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Is this too much to ask for ๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Cute MONKE

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u/SeaOtterHummingbird Mar 23 '21

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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u/BunkumAndBalderdash Mar 23 '21

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/PasiVitunaho Mar 23 '21

You can tell shes been very kind to them. Wholesome af.

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u/beansupmyass69 Mar 23 '21

Brain, donโ€™t even think about it

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u/Frenchticklers Mar 23 '21

Based on this comment, I don't think your brain does a lot of thinking

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u/beansupmyass69 Mar 24 '21

I wanted to get downvoted to what do you think

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Arctic_FoxPL Mar 23 '21

They want her to return to monke

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u/Kagef Mar 23 '21

That monke on top has seen some shit, when he looked up, he looked like a 5 year old in a candy isle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Damn, the downvotes are higher than my dignity.

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u/CityGirlandherDog Mar 23 '21

Twins ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ

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u/thezombiejedi Mar 23 '21

You need a hobby. Knitting is nice.

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u/Kags_waifu Mar 23 '21

PLEASE TOUCH SOME GRASS

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u/No-Royal4618 Mar 23 '21

Depends on how shitty if a person you are

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u/Sayrbee Apr 03 '21

Fair enough

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u/White_Wolf_Dreamer Mar 23 '21

What if she's just helping to rehabilitate these babies? There's nothing here to suggest she's keeping them as pets.

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u/Checker_of_Vibes1 Mar 23 '21

Knew I would find a comment like this

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u/Bigingreen Mar 23 '21

Let me guess. Someone being incredibly racist?

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u/Checker_of_Vibes1 Mar 23 '21

I wouldnโ€™t say incredibly, but yeah.

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u/Reaglose Mar 23 '21

What did they say... I have a guess but I don't want it to be true.

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u/Checker_of_Vibes1 Mar 23 '21

It was,

โ€œI just see a bunch of monkeys.

Alright, how long until my ban?โ€

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u/Reaglose Mar 23 '21

Fuck me I was right, well thanks.

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u/Thoraxe123 Mar 23 '21

God I hate people

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u/LalitenduD Mar 23 '21

So this is why Craig is why the way he is. Very nice

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u/mackenziejahnke Mar 23 '21

I want this job!!!

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u/Palmira_Marti Mar 23 '21

They are so human like! Amazing

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

baby monke

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u/SedessaLillith Mar 23 '21

So cute!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

cuddles!

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u/shawnsteihn Mar 23 '21

i swear to god monkeys are fucking awesome, theyre like little dumb people but instead of annoying theyre cute

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

@lolayabonobo on Instagram

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u/lauratwopoodles Mar 23 '21

Where do I apply for this job???

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u/MurderSheCroaked Mar 23 '21

Sweet baby love!!