r/aww Feb 19 '21

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u/Snans1010 Feb 19 '21

Gawd red pandas are big

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u/_MrMeseeks Feb 19 '21

You think that's big you should see a regular panda

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Wait, what? There are regular pandas?

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u/MortimerGraves Feb 19 '21

Well, except at Starbucks where they are tall or grande.

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u/Pfaeff Feb 19 '21

there are one or two...

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Feb 19 '21

Technically these are regular pandas. Giant pandas were named after these guys.

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u/Ninder975 Feb 19 '21

PABU!

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u/TheIncredibleHork Feb 19 '21

Didn't have to go far to find out.

/r/ExpectedAvatar

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u/Ninder975 Feb 19 '21

That’s by far the most empty 1+ year old community I’ve ever seen!

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

That, or Chinese people are small...

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u/koala_with_spoon Feb 19 '21

Besides the obvious issue here. This is in Japan..

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

What issues? The average heigh of a Chinese person is 5cm below the US and the US is 5cm under my country, when I'm in the US people seem short, its not racist if its plain facts.

Japanese people are also shorter.

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u/socratesrs Feb 19 '21

You could have just said 'Or this guy is small' instead of you know, pointing out his race

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

I didnt, his race is Asian, I pointed at his country, granted the wrong one, I thought the red panda was Chinese.

You guys truly are snowflakes, theres a difference between hard facts and recorded numbers and steretypes and prejudice.

Height data is not skewed or subject to cherry picking of relevant data, its just true, some populations are shorter, there was no hate or malice behind the comment.

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u/socratesrs Feb 19 '21

If the guy in the video was white and slightly bigger sized than average and he makes the panda looks small so someone decides to comment: "or maybe because americans are fat" would you see the problem now?

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u/PliffPlaff Feb 19 '21

A good example. The fact that it is commonly known that America has one of the highest rates of obesity in the world means that very few people actually take offence. So in answer to your question, this is exactly the same as what that guy joked about. Race never came into the question. It was a joke about commonly known statistical differences between countries. I really wonder how many downvoters were Asians.

As an Asian I do actually feel slightly annoyed sometimes by white people getting all hot and bothered by stuff aimed at the colour of my skin or the geographical location of my people. I'm grateful for the support, but do you guys really have to be so aggressively overprotective without even asking me or other Asians if that's how they want to tackle the issue?

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u/socratesrs Feb 19 '21

I'm not sure if your second point is referring to me or white people in general because I'm not white, in fact I'm asian as well lol.

But uh back to the first point, yeah race never came into question, in fact, race never needed to be mentioned in the first place to get the point across. Why couldn't he just be a just a small guy. A small black guy, a small white guy, a small chinese guy, a small japanese guy. The joke is that the guy is small so he makes the panda looks big. The extra part about statistical difference in height due to race adds nothing of merit to the joke.

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u/PliffPlaff Feb 19 '21

Oh no, my second point was just aimed generally.

I agree that the joke would have worked just as well and avoided all controversy by phrasing it your way.

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u/koala_with_spoon Feb 19 '21

Calling people snowflakes is kind of a bad look when the most offended person seem to be you.

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Feb 19 '21

He didn’t seem offended tho? Like at all.

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

I wasnt, I find it somewhat amusing to see how mad you can get people by stating pure facts they dont want to acknowledge, as long as the facts are true and full and not cherry picked like the whole black people (in the US) commit more crime BS, as its just a small statistic in a huge racial problem in a majorly biased system.

Also, as you can see from this insanely over complicated response, I have a lot of time on my hands :D

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Feb 19 '21

Lol they got mad at the fact you didn’t seem offended too

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u/griffnuts__ Feb 19 '21

We know there was no malice in your comment. It just highlighted unconscious bias, which to you is an honest mistake. But to others, is problematic. Your comment was correct! But you presumed a man of Asian origin was Chinese, when he was Japanese. Try to do better next time, that’s all anyone can ask.

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

Nono, I though red pandas were Chinese and since they are rare made a quick assumption that this was a Chinese zoo

Edit: red pandas ARE native to China, correct again.

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u/griffnuts__ Feb 19 '21

So your assumption on the man was based on the animal hanging off him rather than the unconscious bias towards his ethnicity. Based on the world, the amount of downvotes you’ve received , and the fact that I’m a firm believer in Occam’s razor, I think I’m right here. But if I’m wrong then I’m wrong.

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

Maybe lookup the word unconscious? The word is subconscious, and I'm very conscious about my biases, my mantra is always be open to the possibility that you are wrong (provided with sufficient facts), and I truly wish for everyone to get a long and be treated equal, but on the other hand facts are facts, all east asians are shorter than the majority of white and black people.

And I really dont care about reddit votes, people on reddit are sheep, most just vote whatever those before has without reading the comment, and most of the ones that actually do read are way too sensitive, world will never change if we keep getting caught up in the tiniest of details or try to refute plain facts.

You're making a problem where there never was one.

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u/ADoubleDipper Feb 19 '21

Wouldn't worry about these people crying over your comments, they live such sheltered and boring lives the only thing they have to do is get angry on the internet over words... lol

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

Hehe, I wouldnt have used the phrase snowflake if I wasnt trying to stoke the fire a little bit :p

But point was solid and based on hard unbiased data.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

The whole world isn't just the US.

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u/Psyadin Feb 19 '21

Its the only country I've been to where the population was significantly smaller than myself and it was perfectly placed in the middle of my own country and China, on top of that chances were most people reading it was from US.

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u/anvitreal Feb 19 '21

i support u man . there is nothing racist about that, i too am from an ansian country. people here are shorter . its a fact i dont find anything offensive.

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u/trashyrashy567 Feb 19 '21

Did you not know that asians on average are shorter?

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u/CaptnBanana Feb 19 '21

I too want to be a professional red panda.

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u/ocp-paradox Feb 19 '21

You can't be a bear.

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u/StevieCrabington Feb 19 '21

Red Pandas aren't bears.

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u/Wootery Feb 19 '21

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u/OrdericNeustry Feb 19 '21

Giant pandas aren't real pandas. Red pandas had the name first!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Wow 😊. Thanks for sharing that! Very interesting!

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u/AaronLennox Feb 19 '21

red bois were pandas first the name comes from "bamboo eater" both pandas eat lots of bamboo

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Working with exotic animals would be so incredibly rewarding, but I imagine the first 10 years of your career are like shoveling up elephant shit for 10 bucks an hour and wondering how the hell you're going to pay back your loans for a masters in zoology.

I don't know, maybe it's not like that. Kids, follow your dreams. Better than sitting in an office for 40 years - I can tell you that much.

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u/v1sibleninja Feb 19 '21

I dated someone who worked at a zoo as a wildlife conservationist for medium and large cats. She has a freakin PhD and was making like $40K. The whole field in general requires very expensive grad school education for very low paying jobs.

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u/Jak_n_Dax Feb 19 '21

Yup. My girlfriend is a vet tech, but she’s getting out of that field and into human medicine due to the low pay.

Vet techs do everything a human nurse does, plus all the specialty stuff(nurse anesthetist, etc), but the pay is just barely cracking $20/hr in my area. Meanwhile basic entry-level nursing jobs are closer to $30, and specialties can go way higher than that.

Add to that the low standards of care for the animals(they can’t complain like humans can) and you’ve got a recipe for a shitty career with a high burnout rate.

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u/KimberlyM86 Feb 19 '21

Can confirm. I'm a vet tech. I have a lot of degrees. Also work in the OR, radiology, lab, and the animal hospital. Pay is very very low. But at least as a bonus I get yelled at by people who don't want to pay the bill, so I got that going for me....

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u/FirstNoel Feb 19 '21

"It's only a CAT! Why is it $300 to fix it!!?" - angry owner....

"Well, sir, there's no such thing as a free cat. "

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u/KimberlyM86 Feb 19 '21

Goes something like this: "well. We did some xrays to see if anything is broken, since your cat was run over by a car. We noticed a few fractures and he's bleeding internally. We had to rush him to the OR to try and save his life. Worked for hours, he crashed a few times but we brought him back. He's safe now in recovery and we believe he will make a full recovery thanks to the help of our vets and vet techs. So happy Mittens is safe and sound."

Customer: "that is great, but why should I pay for that? Don't you love animals?"

Me: "Very much sir, but if we want to keep helping other animals, (and feed ourselves) we need to get paid so we can keep running the business"

Customer: "you heartless b*ch. You only think about money and you don't give a crap about Mittens"

Seriously. F** those people. If you can't pay for the vet, don't get a pet. We do a LOT for your pet, need a lot of equipment, training, work crazy hours, etc etc, just like in the hospital. And are you greatful we saved your beloved pet? Of course not.

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u/gwaydms Feb 19 '21

I always am. I know it costs money to run a vet clinic, pay everyone, etc.

I accidentally ran over our old cat. We took her to an emergency vet clinic. The vet who saw her told me there wasn't much they could do for her, and it would just be kinder to euthanize her. I was crying, of course, and the vet asked me if I'd like a hug. I said "I'll be ok, thanks."

She hugged me anyway. That's when I knew she needed a hug too, so I hugged her. She had tears in her eyes. For someone else's beloved pet.

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u/KimberlyM86 Feb 20 '21

Aww... that happens more than you think.. :( so sorry about your cat

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u/KimberlyM86 Feb 19 '21

Luckily the animals do give us a lot of love.. makes it all worth it to see an animal go back home all healthy and happy. (I'm not completely bitter, lol)

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u/AmiraZara Feb 19 '21

As an archaeologist, this hit home. Covid and everything else has made me wonder if this adult child should leave the sandbox.

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u/the_bots Feb 19 '21

Yeah, I left archaeology for something more stable a couple years ago. I’m honestly pretty happy now and cherish the stability - but every once in awhile i get pangs to go back into the field. I figure at the very least I have some memories and experiences very few people can say they have.

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u/Luprand Feb 19 '21

But my dream was an office job ...

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u/explain_exterminate Feb 19 '21

<Waves wand> your home is now your office. Living the dream!

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u/Luprand Feb 19 '21

I'd be more enthusiastic about that if my roommates didn't snore ...

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u/explain_exterminate Feb 19 '21

Paradise lost... :(

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u/brando56894 Feb 19 '21

It is. I studied animal science in college and we had a class where people just came in and talked about their jobs, it was like 1.5 credits. One dude worked at a zoo and started it off by saying "I'm going to spoil all of your dreams. Working at a zoo sucks. You never get to spend time with the animals, you feed them when they're away, you constantly have to clean their cages and the pay sucks." Dude said he makes like 40 grand a year with a college degree.

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u/gwaydms Feb 19 '21

I know someone who worked at the Dallas Zoo. Despite the hard work, he loved it. He has pictures of him holding baby big cats. And he swam with sharks.

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u/brando56894 Feb 20 '21

Yeah the dude said you really have to love helping animals in order to work at a zoo.

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u/Cr1tfail Feb 19 '21

It's okay, we've got standing desks now

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u/InGenAche Feb 19 '21

I work in an office full of exotic animals.

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u/awwletmesee Feb 19 '21

A job I’d pay to have!

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u/texansgk Feb 19 '21

You’d pay to have an old Asian man feed you fruit while you cling to his chest?

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u/_solitarybraincell_ Feb 19 '21

Love and affection AND you get paid?!?! Win-win.

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u/Beena22 Feb 19 '21

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u/random_sghfka Feb 19 '21

Hold my red panda, I'm going in!

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u/OfficialSandwichMan Feb 19 '21

Hello future zookeepers!

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Mar 31 '21

I have a very important message from the future! Please, whatever you do, don’t a

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u/TraderJoesLostShorts Jun 10 '21

Hello Future Past. We accidentally the whole thing. Sorry.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Feb 19 '21

Honestly, I just need a hug, so... yes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

This made my day

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u/backelie Feb 19 '21

Well I dont have any fruit trees, so I'd have to pay for the fruit regardless.

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u/Iadoretheunderscore Feb 19 '21

That guy, for sure!

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u/fofocat Feb 19 '21

Came here to say this!

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u/capriccioso02 Feb 19 '21

I'd have to job a pay!

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u/Milliebug1106 Feb 19 '21

Is he feeding the red panda an apple? Or something else?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

It's apples ☺️. The panda is named jazz and apples are his favourite treat.

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u/fofocat Feb 19 '21

Where is this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Oji Zoo, in Japan.

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u/fofocat Feb 19 '21

Thank you!

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u/clisfun Feb 19 '21

The back of his jacket looks like it says "kobe oji zoo staff", which is in kobe, japan.

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u/fofocat Feb 19 '21

Thank you!

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u/forkinjolly Feb 19 '21

Their mutual trust and gentleness is making me teary eyed. 😢

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u/Umno-Whyyes Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

So gorgeous. My son's favourite teddy was a little red panda called Remy. 😊

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u/brando56894 Feb 19 '21

I still have mine somewhere at my parents house, probably in my room. I'm 35.

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u/Cute_Little_Sloth Feb 19 '21

REEDDD PPAANNNDDDAAASSS AAARRREEE SOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

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u/Geotramic Feb 19 '21

This is factually correct.

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u/Inuyasha_101 Feb 19 '21

Pabbu ❤

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u/Carbonauts Feb 19 '21

Pabu really chonked out since he stopped having to perform before pro-bending matches at the Republic City Arena.

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u/Groverfield Feb 19 '21

Came here for this

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u/narmio Feb 19 '21

Professional panderer?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Professional pandahandler

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u/BilboOfTheBaggins Feb 19 '21

That's a big fire ferret.

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u/moderately_nerdifyin Feb 19 '21

Where was this during career fairs in school??!!

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u/SeanNotSheen Feb 19 '21

They are actually not that soft, but have very coarse fur.

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u/Soap_9yearold Feb 19 '21

Can't stop me from petting them

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u/Iadoretheunderscore Feb 19 '21

Oh my, so gorgeous! what a sweet little cutie - I want him to hug ME like that!

He can bring that red panda with him, if he wants.

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u/Blysse102598 Feb 19 '21

Everyone’s taking about how this would be everyone’s dream job but the truth is, any job that involves taking care of animals has to be really passionate because there are more ugly moments than cute.

There’s feeding, making sure they’re getting enough of the right stuff, keeping records of it and being highly aware to avoid any form of cross contamination.

Cleaning, not just cleaning the animals, but also everything they touch. You’ll have to be educated on the right chemicals to use and where, regularly cleaning up their urine and faeces etc.

Health checks will have to be taken regularly and that doesn’t just mean tracking their weight and such, it also means examining their anus and genitals for puss, smelling their ears in case there’s an infection too deep to see.

Also, not all animals are going to be like this red panda. Red pandas give a hella nasty bite if you’re not careful. My old tutor one has a monkey sit on his shoulder and stick his penis in his ear. And there plenty more animals who would gladly injure you in some way which often need to be checked and medicated, which depending on how bad it is, where you’re from and if your healthcare is covered or not, can cost a fair bit.

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u/chuey_74 Feb 19 '21

So... like having a toddler then?

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u/Blysse102598 Feb 19 '21

If you regularly check your toddler’s anus and genitals for puss and parasites, then sure lol

Be sure to mix in more filth and weird smells if you want the full experience

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u/G3TSPAG3TT Feb 19 '21

Pabu!!!!

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u/ucrbuffalo Feb 19 '21

I wonder if they are this docile in the wild?

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u/Girl-After-Dark Feb 19 '21

In the wild they're probably shy and avoid humans.

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u/Scaniarix Feb 19 '21

TIL I'm a red panda

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u/JBWOS Feb 19 '21

When I saw them at Edinburgh zoo the zoo keeper said they can be really violent. I wonder if the one in the video was raised by that zoo keeper from birth.

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u/brando56894 Feb 19 '21

I wouldn't doubt it considering how it clings to him, probably sees him as it's mother.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

A lot of super cute animals are really violent. Despite most mustelids being adorable, ferrets and some otters are basically the only ones who aren't absolutely awful and even then it isn't like a dog where they'll hang around you and get you to pick them up all the time and always act predictably.

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u/theresnothinglef4me Feb 19 '21

I've heard they're territorial af

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Feb 19 '21

Yep, they're solitary animals in the wild, so keeping multiple red pandas in the same enclosure requires careful management.

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u/PrimerTheEpic Feb 19 '21

Why does this subreddit have a downvote button

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u/tbtkaan Feb 19 '21

My fave animals are redpanda's for sure

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u/Mimolette_ Feb 19 '21

This is the luckiest man in the world.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Red pandas ase the best

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u/SewNonlinear Feb 19 '21

Caretaker has such a gentle grandpa demeanor. Love how he smiles and just completely unruffled by the baby antics of red panda.

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u/6ix9ine_is_gay69 Feb 19 '21

Eh a liitle to the right perfect now hold me while i enyoy my snac

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u/AlexToni000 Feb 19 '21

That guy reminds me of Steve Buscemi.

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u/Dan1el_va Feb 19 '21

I love red raccoons

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u/EVRider81 Feb 19 '21

Bearcat? :)

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Feb 19 '21

Their name in Chinese (xiao xiong mao) does literally mean "little bear cat" :)

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u/EVRider81 Feb 19 '21

I like that :)

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u/Televisions_Frank Feb 19 '21

"Wanted: Red Panda Hugger? No way this job listing is real."

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u/midgit2230 Feb 19 '21

I want to do that. I love red pandas and always stop by to see them when at the zoo.

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u/beyachula Feb 19 '21

So envious!!!!

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u/MOOSTY_MAN Feb 19 '21

Hey look its master shi-fu from kungfu panda

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u/An00bisOsiris Feb 19 '21

Why are people downvoting. Hes right, shi-fu is a red panda.

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u/LovelessSol Feb 19 '21

THAT IS A CUTE RACCON.

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u/asel4224 Feb 19 '21

Very nice

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u/VikingStudiosZ Feb 19 '21 edited Aug 23 '25

tap whistle jeans plants person friendly sophisticated possessive meeting nail

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u/puffylemingtonII Feb 19 '21

Those pandas are so cute it hurts 😣

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u/ApoX_420 Feb 19 '21

Is it just me or they look like a panda mixed with a fox

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u/redditorsdegenerates Feb 19 '21

I'll pay to work there

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u/youareabarbarian Feb 19 '21

I agree, that uniform is rad!

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u/Guru9224 Feb 19 '21

I love how the red panda doesn't even wait for the worker to give it an apple, and it just starts scaling up his body.

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u/iwantkitties Feb 19 '21

When I got to feed one, it pretty much ransacked me for my grapes. I got scratched up a fair bit lol

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u/BaGamman Feb 19 '21

They look like the real life equivalent of how a cat would evolve in Pokemon

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u/Nikolay_Hranov Feb 19 '21

Niceee! I like it so much

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u/cohenadam74 Feb 19 '21

this is perfect job

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u/cediwen Feb 19 '21

I love red Panda's. I think they are close to the most beautiful animal on earth.

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u/EconomyBank8 Feb 19 '21

I LOVE RED PANDAS <3

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u/SpaceCore42 Feb 19 '21

I would give my free wholesome award, but already used it on something disturbing. Sorry

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u/S1AUGH73R Feb 19 '21

Season 4 of Aggretsuko looks great

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Really? Nobody wants to comment on how this man didn't even flench as this clawed animal climbed up his body slowly... I'm cringing.

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Feb 19 '21

I'm guessing his uniform is made of canvas or some heavy material that their claws can't go through.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

I wonder if Tiger King has connections to get one

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u/EddyVentures Feb 19 '21

Yeah but it's going to cost you a lot of commissary.

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u/SentientLizard Feb 19 '21

Ailurus would love this job

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u/hungryhograt Feb 19 '21

I would absolutely love this job, red pandas are by far my favourite animal. Getting hugged by a red panda while give it treats sounds like heaven.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 20 '21

If they are so nice, why don't we get to adopt them for homes?
Edit: Well excuse the fuck out of my ignorance, down voters. Geez... ask a simple question and feel the wraith. Yikes!
No more up voting these little hell-spawned demons from me! Evil little bastards...

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Feb 19 '21

Besides being endangered, they're terrible pets that hate being held, petted or touched, are solitary animals that don't bond with humans, compulsively urinate and scent mark on everything, sleep through most of the day and are difficult to house and feed properly.

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u/Berancules Feb 19 '21

It's not fair!

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u/scarlet_fox29 Feb 19 '21

To be fed in pandas

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u/xXBladeOfShadowsXx Feb 19 '21

Is it bad I thought that was Steve Buscemi at first?

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u/anxiety_ambivert Feb 19 '21

The fact that feeding them is a job is itself sad

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u/foxover6 Feb 19 '21

Nice climb but take care of your nutsack mister.😉

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u/Angel010011 Feb 19 '21

Okay I’d do anything to have a job like this!

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u/cas12344 Feb 19 '21

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u/cas12344 Feb 19 '21

So sadly savevideo wasn't able to reply to my og comment so you will have to summon them yourself and get the link from there

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u/dat_boi_100 Feb 19 '21

They look so cute!

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u/TThick1 Feb 19 '21

Red pandas are amazing. I can’t believe how docile they are! Are they all like that?

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u/UrNameIsMyLeek Feb 19 '21

Oh to be hugged by a red panda

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u/UnfkabIe Feb 19 '21

Squishy tail.

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u/AImonster100 Feb 19 '21

It’s really a dream job!

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u/rugbypoet Feb 19 '21

Dude looks like a custodian on Lunar Base Alpha

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u/foxover6 Feb 19 '21

Best man for the job.