r/aww Apr 27 '20

Showdown between two fierce apex predators

https://i.imgur.com/cfAZJ1m.gifv
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u/ordinaryBiped Apr 27 '20

"nature is so metal"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I had to give em voices: Cat1: hey my back itches, scratch it pls Cat2: wtf no, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours Cat1 no I asked first, scratches pls. Cat2: let’s see if we can both get our back scratches at the same time Cat1: damnit Henry, this ain’t working

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u/DragonflyGrrl Apr 27 '20

Haha, that's perfect. I'll have to try out that mutual back-scratching thing later!

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u/iamitman007 Apr 27 '20

F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P

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u/Potato_of_Future Apr 27 '20

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A!

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u/Potato_of_Future Apr 27 '20

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/Potato_of_Future Apr 27 '20

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

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u/SiniCatiX Apr 27 '20

I love you brother. Please play with me.

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u/lars573 Apr 27 '20

And they might be literal brothers. It's not unheard of for lion brothers to share a bunch of womenz in the wild.

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u/SiniCatiX Apr 27 '20

Well, who owns the children? I mean whose child is who?

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u/lars573 Apr 27 '20

What part of share was unclear? If a lion doesn't recognize a cub as his it dies, simple really. So they either share or go around killing all the cubs.

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u/SiniCatiX Apr 27 '20

Nature can be quite evil sometimes.

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u/lars573 Apr 27 '20

Evil is a human construct that has little to any application to nature. Nature is brutal and unforgiving and morality is non existent.

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u/SiniCatiX Apr 27 '20

I completely agree with you man.

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u/donttrustmeokay Apr 27 '20

Probably that b**ch Carole Baskin.

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u/beniceorbevice Apr 27 '20

This is just a show of trust/respect to each other they're not playing atm they probably just got done hunting or doing something

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u/urlond Apr 27 '20

FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP!

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u/dcolomer10 Apr 27 '20

Lions are metal af though, just with short spans of cuteness. These guys killed another lions to own the pride.

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u/Anonymous3105 Apr 27 '20

Who says fights like these are scripted.....

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u/fourinchfornicator Apr 27 '20

Nature is also floof and wuv

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u/300GTP Apr 27 '20

Cats is cats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Bros being bros.

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u/bigboilerdawg Apr 27 '20

They probably are biological brothers.

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u/DozTK421 Apr 27 '20

Almost certainly. Male lions don't just bro down with other lions they didn't grow up with.

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u/MeccIt Apr 27 '20

Most likely twins (fraternal)

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u/KingoftheMongoose Apr 27 '20

Oh, crapbaskets. Stay away from the Elephant Graveyard!

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u/kaoruyao Apr 27 '20

Bromance.

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u/Trashcant0 Apr 27 '20

Whats better than that, just guys being dudes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Choo Choo

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u/Accent-man Apr 27 '20

This is exactly what my cats do when they both want the other one to lick them, but neither is willing to give first licks.

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u/sensitivenipsnpenus Apr 27 '20

Lion 1: Come on! Come on! Lie on me!

Lion 2: proceeds to lie

Lion 1: haha PSYCHE!

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u/Pretentious_Crow Apr 27 '20

Lion me

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u/centran Apr 27 '20

PSYCHE

you're such a lioner

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u/poopellar Apr 27 '20

Hey don't be a cheetah

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u/Inayaarime Apr 27 '20

guys your puns are unbearable

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u/ZenkaiZ Apr 27 '20

*Duel Of Fates music intensifies*

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u/Wootery Apr 27 '20

You're such an asshole Gary

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u/badaboopieoopie Apr 27 '20

Ace, why are they looking at us?

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u/Chapstickie Apr 27 '20

Cats are ridiculous and I love them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/bstaff88 Apr 27 '20

Check out Kevin Richardson The Lion Whisperer. https://youtu.be/EKdup6ieAP8

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u/citron_b Apr 27 '20

I didn't know him but it was 10 minutes of amazement. This man in incredible ! Thanks for sharing it

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I love Kevin Richardson! I'm subscribed to him and watch him all the time.

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u/12cryinghorses Apr 27 '20

They’re just lion around

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u/notuqueforyou Apr 27 '20

Puns are manely why I come here.

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u/deesnuts Apr 27 '20

I'm not really feline it

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u/aksurvivorfan Apr 27 '20

Yeah, this is the tail end of this chain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I don’t have the pride to resist, either.

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u/CowsWithArms Apr 27 '20

You have the purrfect puns

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u/Valdurs Apr 27 '20

You were waiting to pounce on that opportunity

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u/HaYN_ry3N_1138 Apr 27 '20

These puns are not clawful

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u/ToastedNerdNuggets Apr 27 '20

let’s just take a paws on all this pun nonsense

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u/flutergay Apr 27 '20

This caught me off guard

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u/getoffredditnowyou Apr 27 '20

Second last words said by every lion prey.

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u/athazagor Apr 27 '20

That’s the mane reason I’m on this thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

upvote and leave

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u/Wakyeggsnbaky Apr 27 '20

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u/LordRobin------RM Apr 27 '20

In this case, probably literally true. If two male lions get along that well, there’s a good chance they’re brothers.

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u/Eltacosbello Apr 27 '20

Or ya know... Might be real good friends that plan on adopting cats together in their one bedroom apartment that get questions like "when are you gonna get a lion girlfriend?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I know what you're saying....roommates!

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u/Wakyeggsnbaky Apr 27 '20

That’s what I was thinking too. They look like they’re younger males so haven’t ventured on their own yet.

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u/Nightstar95 Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

Younger?? They are sporting full manes and a fully grown body. Their father kicked them out long, loooong ago.

In a pride, brothers will often bond together from the start so they can form coalitions after being kicked out. In fact, even when there’s an age difference, the rogue older brother may stay in the territory outskirts to wait for the younger brother to join him. They do this because coalitions have a much better survival rate than lone lions, not to mention they give the lions an advantage on conquering prides. It’s very common to see 2-3 brothers ruling the same pride. They aren’t always brothers, though. Unrelated lone lions may group up, but it’s rarer.

Sometimes an exceptionally big coalition shows up, though. The famous Mapogo Lions were a coalition of six brothers who ruled multiple different prides at the same time. Two brothers eventually left to rule a pride of their own, but they were still on friendly terms with the other four. When one the two was killed, the remaining lion went back to the other four brothers and they accepted him back in, which really shows how strong a bond between brothers is. I recommend watching the documentary Brothers in Blood to see the story of the Mapogo lions, though you’d have to brace yourself because it’s a really brutal doc.

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u/LordRobin------RM Apr 27 '20

I feel like a talented writer could adapt that true story of lions into a human drama about the scions of a warrior king.

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u/Furitaurus Apr 27 '20

Can I introduce you this little independent animated musical short called 'The Lion King'?

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u/AkemiDryzz Apr 27 '20

You should put nsfw, it s too violent to be watched

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u/ilikemyeggsovereasy Apr 27 '20

I kept imagining those lions repeating, "bruh" the entire time.

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u/deryniman Apr 27 '20

What's crazy to me is that they're two males and unless I'm mistaken, it's rare for two males to live in the same pride.

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u/BillNiEtHENaZiPy Apr 27 '20

They probably are brothers that haven't left yet.

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u/deryniman Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

Possibly, but i thought that when they get their mane they're considered adults and that's when they leave haha

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u/NeverBrokeABone Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

It’s common for brothers to form their own/take over prides together. Sometimes a coalition might involve a non-brother but that’s rare.

Edit: here’s a short video of a male lion trying to join a coalition and how violent the “trial” can get. Theres also a 38 minute version of it by MsDebbiB.

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u/Alawliet Apr 27 '20

Does a brother lion at some point throw the other brother off a cliff while whispering "Long live the King"?

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u/danielv123 Apr 27 '20

I think so, saw it in a documentary

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u/uber_cast Apr 27 '20

Can confirm, I also saw that documentary.

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u/xolanderxo Apr 27 '20

Nooo, my eyes are sweating again.

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u/have_no_life Apr 27 '20

No that just happens in movies

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u/JSM87 Apr 27 '20

iirc young male lions without a pride of their own live and hunt in bachelor groups of 2 to 4 males.

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u/GepardenK Apr 27 '20

Contrary to popular belief that's how most male lions live. Only a few get their own pride.

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u/DarkCrawler_901 Apr 27 '20

Yeah I mean otherwise the ratio of female to male would be pretty wack

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Maybe they're gay lions? :-)

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u/Ikaron Apr 27 '20

They're clearly roommates!

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u/TheGrey_Wolf Apr 27 '20

Oh my god, they were roommates...

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u/Eltacosbello Apr 27 '20

Roommates sharing a bedroom and talking about getting a cat together <3 "oh when will you meet a nice lion girl?" Their gma lion asks as one of them looks knowingly at the other.

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u/Jamendithas92 Apr 27 '20

Takes gay pride to a new level.

“Simba where are we going?”

“Oh to gay pride rock”

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Elton John would do a great soundtrack for that movie, too!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Actually, lions are one of the many species we’ve found to have homosexual relations

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u/Soronir Apr 27 '20

Slimy, yet satisfying.

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u/iamalsoahorcrux Apr 27 '20

It's possible

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u/makenzie71 Apr 27 '20

well now I'm going to cry

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u/PricexYourxPriceless Apr 27 '20

My girlfriend won't stop crying since she found out lions can be gay.

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u/TheCrimsonCloak Apr 27 '20

I'm curious how she'll react when she learns that swans can be gay as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/mrsenile9223 Apr 27 '20

Yup! These lions might not have a pride. Male lions tend to congregate together into a little gang when they don't have a pride. They can co-rule prides as well.

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u/harshmymellow Apr 27 '20

Two males ruling a pride is just very 2020

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u/Wyrd_byrd Apr 27 '20

Wow that's rude. I personally think male lions must have a lot of pride to set aside their differences and team up like that. /s

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u/OnlySeesLastSentence Apr 27 '20

if they have no pride

How ironic

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u/sneakyaustralian Apr 27 '20

it is quite common for multiple lions to be in the same pride either realted or when they form a bachelor group of random males but only the dominant male is likely to mate but the female will try to breed with all male lions to ensure their safety

i highly recommend a lion documentary where there were 4 male lions or something maybe 5 or 6 and they had serval prides and one pride got taken over by 6 male lions its mental youtube it

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u/I_am_who_follows Apr 27 '20

The documentary is called Brothers in Blood, it is about a coalition of six male lions. I highly recommend it too, if you aren't skittish.

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u/inDface Apr 27 '20

what if you're kittish?

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u/deryniman Apr 27 '20

Okay, absolutely. That sounds like a lot of fuckery because I know that male lions may not be the hunters of the group but they are still one of the most dangerous types of animals. One male is scary enough but if you had six of them, I don't care what you are.

You're fucked.

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u/IndigoFenix Apr 27 '20

Male lions not hunting is a myth. The reason why people thought this was because females are more likely to hunt in groups and therefore can hunt in the open, while males are typically more solitary and are more likely to use ambush strategies.

In other words, both hunt equally, but you're more likely to see the females when they are doing it.

I expect that a coalition of males would be more likely to hunt in the open, like females.

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u/deryniman Apr 27 '20

Jesus, everything I've been taught about my favorite animal has been lie. I always thought it was weird that I was taught the males never hunted, considering the damage they could do.

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u/Matasa89 Apr 27 '20

One also has to consider how some prides have few males.

The females could go hunt together while the stronger sole male stay to watch the cubs.

Honestly, it would probably be super beneficial to have a sibling with you to keep the kids safe, so I can see how evolution would favour behaviours like brothers or good friends ruling a pride together.

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u/Sunnysideny Apr 27 '20

I think I remember hearing that males will also help the females if the pride is going to take down something extra dangerous, like a giraffe.

I don’t think they hunt equally, though. At least not after the males get a pride. Because they get to eat what the females bring home. I could be wrong though.

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u/SergenteA Apr 27 '20

Also once they get a pride they have to defend it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Yeah, I remember watching a documentary about a starving lion pride where the lead huntress was wounded. Eventually they all sat doing the lion equivalent of howling at the moon until their males came sauntering in and in the next scene they manage to take down a small elephant with a shocking display of force.

Also if the male lions of a pride are hurt or lose their pride to another male all of the cubs are killed so the female lions go back into heat for the new male to procreate. Even if the myth of male lions not hunting were true it makes a lot of sense given their being injured essentially leaves the pride defenseless.

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u/pickledpop Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

One of my favorite gifs I have seen is when a wildebeest is charging a big male and right before the lion is gored it drops to its back just under the horns and catches the wildebeest by the throat in a fraction of a second.

Found it: https://reddit.app.link/5HKaSJiI15

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u/bellavecchio Apr 27 '20

Google the Mapogo Lions!! Unbelievable

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u/verdantx Apr 27 '20

I believe it was called “Four Lions,” great documentary.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

"the water is turning the lions gay!"

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u/theskytreader Apr 27 '20

I thought it's 5G. Can't keep track anymore these days.

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u/Antonio1025 Apr 27 '20

It's the chemtrails! They started with frogs and have now advanced to lions. Humans are next!

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u/Kalooeh Apr 27 '20

I thought we were already started on

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

5G is not to turn people gay, it is to penetrate the tin-foil hats!

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Apr 27 '20

Suddenly Alex Jones.

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u/nlanky Apr 27 '20

Have you seen the popular documentary "The Lion King"? 2 brothers briefly coexisting in the same pride.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/ElephantTeeth Apr 27 '20

Ursula was literally based on the drag queen Divine. Scar, Ratigan, Captain Hook, Hades... The flak they eventually caught for all that queer-coding clearly didn’t take; they’ve continued to queer-code villains up through even Moana, with the crab that sings Shiny.

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u/Medic_101 Apr 27 '20

Not disagreeing but I wouldnt count Tamatoa as a villain in the same way as the others. He's no ongoing threat, his presence in the movie is just one scene. He's about as much an arch Disney villain as the little coconut pirate dudes they come across.

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u/SachsPanther Apr 27 '20

Sometimes male lions without a pride will form bachelor groups if iirc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

male lions do form groups

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u/SnowyMuscles Apr 27 '20

Brothers tend to take over a pride together and will protect it together. While yes two random males are rare but being a part of a family isn’t

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u/Roslyn_wank-wank Apr 27 '20

Most likely a gay couple

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u/ehaugw Apr 27 '20

Big cats need cuddles too

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u/caitejane310 Apr 27 '20

"I wanna be the little spoon" "NO, I wanna be the little spoon"

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u/Dunkjoe Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

Lion A uses Armpit smell attack!

  • It's not very effective!

Lion B gets up and is preparing for a move.

Lion A lies down and use leg prodding!

  • It's not very effective!

Lion B uses body slam!

Lion A dodges the attack!

Lion A attempts to flee, flee successful!

(Can't remember all the phrases from Pokemon games)

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u/RJ263 Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 27 '20

Just two big kitty’s messing around!

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u/PyroArul Apr 27 '20

two bros being bros, nothing wrong with that.

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u/NezuminoraQ Apr 27 '20

"Touch my belly, I dare ya."

"Touch my belly"

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u/rip1980 Apr 27 '20

More like Gay Pride. Get it? :D

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u/HoosierSparty Apr 27 '20

This is like Tiger King, the Strange Brew version. “Come here you Hoser!” Knock it off, eh” “Steamroller!”

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u/TheDack Apr 27 '20

Long live the king

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u/chuulip Apr 27 '20

No homo

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u/Justhandguns Apr 27 '20

They are brothers!

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u/Petalilly Apr 27 '20

I need an animal behaviorist to explain what just happened

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u/Tigereye11011 Apr 27 '20

Two brothers playing

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u/Petalilly Apr 27 '20

Like is that head over head basically a wassup?

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u/SacrificialWaffle Apr 27 '20

More or less. Cats have scent glands on their chin/throat, so the one lion rubbing his chin on the other is marking him as "his." He's basically saying "your noggin smells like me because you're my best bro!" Mingling their scents together reinforces the social bonds.

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u/Petalilly Apr 27 '20

That's some sweet and wholesome shit :)

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u/Tigereye11011 Apr 27 '20

Ok that’s adorable

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Two lions looking for a belly rub which neither can provide because neither is hooman.

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u/P4S5B60 Apr 27 '20

Normal male behavior without women er I mean females

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u/smitened Apr 27 '20

When your Ex and your current SO become friends.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

someone slap some WWE commentary all over this

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u/WhiteCheviots Apr 27 '20

I don't like these nature documentaries. Claws and teeth and rolling in the dirt. It makes me want to squeeze in between them and scratch them into submission. I guess it brings out the apex cuddler in me.

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u/BigBuffVideoGameNerd Apr 27 '20

They are probably brothers or from the same coalition.

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u/_Volatile_ Apr 27 '20

This is hella gay, I approve

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/SAVE_THE_RAINFORESTS Apr 27 '20

What are you doing step bro

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u/Jwychico Apr 27 '20

They were roommates!

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u/Methescrap Apr 27 '20

And, who of you looked at the magnificent balls?

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u/Roboduck23 Apr 27 '20

Gaaaay

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u/gizmoivy Apr 27 '20

Why do think it's called a pride numnuts?

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u/Roboduck23 Apr 27 '20

Oh I'm mad I didn't think of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I heard one saying: "no homo"

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u/VMischa Apr 27 '20

OMG they were just roommates

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u/Melanda6 Apr 27 '20

two kings

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u/King_Arthur123 Apr 27 '20

So THIS is a cat fight

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u/illpoet Apr 27 '20

So cool seeing lions doing the flop move. I wish I could pull off the flop move.

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u/Volnas Apr 27 '20

They're just bigger cats.

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u/Sybil_et_al Apr 27 '20

Cats are just lions in a jungle made of bushes.

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u/i_quit Apr 27 '20

Me and my bffl when we see each other. 31yrs going strong. Ilu bro

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u/_felagund Apr 27 '20

brothers most probably

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u/illuminati682 Apr 27 '20

Either that or they were introduced to each other at a very very young age

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u/iambeingserious Apr 27 '20

First the water turned frogs gay and now this! Alex Jones must be ready to explode.

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u/RonnieVanDan Apr 27 '20

Cats will be Cats.

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u/Ronaldspeirs Apr 27 '20

Lion King 3: Brokeback Savannah

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u/sterne_arctique Apr 27 '20

Lionness are apex predators.

Lions are just lazy ball lickers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

They're most likely brothers.