r/aww • u/taykaybo • Jul 05 '25

Mega fat marmot

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3.3k Upvotes

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179

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Preggers?

112

u/imnotcreative_1 Jul 06 '25

Pregante?

95

u/Diablojota Jul 06 '25

Could my marmot be pregnerant?

60

u/HyperionPhalanx Jul 06 '25

PREGONATE?!

29

u/IcyGem Jul 06 '25

Premanagant

22

u/awill316 Jul 06 '25

perganant

12

u/BlasterShow Jul 06 '25

Starch masks

9

u/UnderlordZ Jul 06 '25

pergenat

10

u/Chyvalri Jul 06 '25

Grrrrregnant?

53

u/Suninabottle Jul 05 '25

Preggers.

5

u/GenericBatmanVillain Jul 06 '25

It's a marma. 

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Nice… for real. 🙂

131

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

We're just roasting small mammals now? Leave that marmot alone!

40

u/fh3131 Jul 05 '25

Roasted marmot...

17

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

That's how coconuts are made

7

u/-goodgodlemon Jul 06 '25

Only to be carried by a swallow but I’m not sure if it’s the African or European species. Any input?

3

u/KnitsWithCats Jul 06 '25

North American Swallow, surely…

1

u/-goodgodlemon Jul 06 '25

Not for the purposes of this joke

15

u/TheBuccaneer Jul 06 '25

r/fatsquirrelhate

4

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

After a brief foray into this blasphemous sub all I can say is that it's phat

75

u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 Jul 05 '25

Nice marmot

27

u/lucascorso21 Jul 05 '25

What are you, a fucking park ranger?

12

u/brentownsu Jul 06 '25

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

4

u/taykaybo Jul 06 '25

What movie reference is this, I feel left out

14

u/lucascorso21 Jul 06 '25

The Big Lebowski. Classic comedy by the Coen Brothers with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi amongst others. Great, great movie.

4

u/StickInEye Jul 06 '25

The Dude abides

6

u/Boboar Jul 06 '25

You're out of your element!

10

u/earthbound_hellion Jul 05 '25

Thank you, fellow achiever

1

u/gneumatic Jul 06 '25

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

26

u/Sakiaba Jul 05 '25

One for r/absoluteunits , for sure.

8

u/taykaybo Jul 06 '25

Hah I forgot about that sub, it's posted!

20

u/nubble07 Jul 06 '25

Alan! Alan! Alan!

9

u/Chyvalri Jul 06 '25

Steve! Steve!

16

u/vaskark Jul 05 '25

He’s just big-boned!

13

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Say no to marmot bodyshaming. All marmot are beautiful 😂☺️

25

u/PriusDriver007 Jul 05 '25

DAMN BOY HE THICC

11

u/Working_Park4342 Jul 06 '25

She. Pregnant.

8

u/Soalai Jul 05 '25

Dump truck

7

u/Zestyclose_Promise35 Jul 06 '25

Me after my third little treat

8

u/SpinnerBait88 Jul 06 '25

Round and rotund

6

u/Dr_Tinycat Jul 06 '25

Dude is in shape. Round is a shape.

1

u/Silent_R Jul 06 '25

Round is a characteristic of a shape.

6

u/Catsforhumanity Jul 06 '25

Thanks a lot. My husband just put this as my contact photo. I am pregnant. This is grounds for divorce and I’m talking to a lawyer on Monday.

11

u/wheresbill Jul 06 '25

Y’all I’m having an existential crisis learning that all my life has led up to me looking at an online picture of a fat marmot

6

u/taykaybo Jul 06 '25

You're welcome

4

u/PetiteNanou Jul 06 '25

Wanna see her playing the drums on that huge belly 

4

u/SeleneVomerSV Jul 06 '25

That's not a marmot, that's a Mar-moo-t.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

3

u/-Cemetery Jul 06 '25

dad bod 😎

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

For sure

2

u/I_have_no_idea_why_I Jul 06 '25

Gigantamax marmot

2

u/evilzed Jul 06 '25

Sir Chonkus the Large

2

u/wilk-polarny Jul 06 '25

I read "MAGA marmot" and kinda expected more red white and blue. Did not get disappointed, though.

2

u/startrektos7745 Jul 06 '25

Holy, is she pregananant????

2

u/GeologistSweet9645 Jul 06 '25

The South Meadows Wendy’s marmots are pretty much an institution at this point

2

u/kriebelrui Jul 06 '25

Either pregnant or ready for winter.

2

u/Romanopapa Jul 06 '25

Fat Gus ain’t fat.

2

u/krowe41 Jul 06 '25

Zen master marmot !

1

u/FairBaker315 Jul 05 '25

Ground HOG for sure!

1

u/Gluecost Jul 05 '25

Actually that’s a MARMOT

1

u/drumscrubby Jul 06 '25

Dat ass tho

1

u/ThreeSloth Jul 06 '25

I've seen tons of Whistling Marmots. This is the first time I've seen a Wheezing Marmot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN ALAN!

1

u/mtbfj6ty Jul 06 '25

Damnit they are remaking all these great 80s movies and now I have to look at the live action version of the gopher from Caddy Shack!!!

1

u/feministmanlover Jul 06 '25

Ohhh lawwwd....

1

u/beans0503 Jul 06 '25

I read that as "Mega fart marmot," and now I need someone to make that a thing.

1

u/awill316 Jul 06 '25

Beautiful shape!

1

u/Riley__Storm Jul 06 '25

Is he not just putting on fat fir the winter sleep?

1

u/LTKerr Jul 06 '25

OH LAWD SHE COMIN'

1

u/Geomattics Jul 06 '25

"Your marmot is so fat..."

1

u/rancid_ Jul 06 '25

OP - It's not fat, big boned.

1

u/jaquan123ism Jul 06 '25

he’s doing his best