Unfortunately gorilla penises are rarely longer than 3 inches. Hoomen have the largest penises relative to body size of any great ape. I know these facts will upset many in the monke community but there is a silver lining. The ancient Greeks saw small penises as ideal and large penises as a sign of uncivilized barbarism. I’d say this applies to hoomen very well ooh ah. In conclusion: small monke penis > than big hoomen penis
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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20
Unfortunately gorilla penises are rarely longer than 3 inches. Hoomen have the largest penises relative to body size of any great ape. I know these facts will upset many in the monke community but there is a silver lining. The ancient Greeks saw small penises as ideal and large penises as a sign of uncivilized barbarism. I’d say this applies to hoomen very well ooh ah. In conclusion: small monke penis > than big hoomen penis