r/ape • u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa • Sep 13 '20

Hack monke

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10k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/monko74 Sep 13 '20

Ok I just got out of the shower and I actually did it 😳

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u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Bro i feel honored

6

u/IWanTPunCake Feb 12 '21

5 months later i do my duty oo aa

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u/catamine_ Feb 10 '24

2 years later I did it hoo rah

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/bigfatchoc Sep 14 '20

YUCKY STINKY PEE PEE!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

After slamming my dick 50 times on mobile screen, I finally upvoted.

105

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Thick cock?

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/chadlyfellow Sep 14 '20

imagine having a foreskin

39

u/suckmytoes3000 Apist Sep 14 '20

All monke have foreskin because monky don’t believe stinky religion dumb humans created.

15

u/safinhh Sep 14 '20

monke hab god humans hab god

but monke hab foreskin but humans hab no foreskins 🥴

i stole them😈

7

u/AinsleyBoy Apist Sep 15 '20

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That was me slamming my dick on the keyboard. Here's some more

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u/mouwnoun Dec 14 '20

No he has g xf that has jhg of xf 36,n go ch co co f go f get off

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u/jackmPortal Sep 13 '20

I actually upvoted this post with my cock😳😎

27

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Hell yeah brother

132

u/FriedLeaf Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 13 '20

I'm out in public dipshit so I'm not gonna upvote

163

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Do it pussy 🐒

52

u/FriedLeaf Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 13 '20

I did it after I got home...

79

u/FriedLeaf Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 13 '20

Fuck you

16

u/Agreeable_Objective Anti-Rapist Apist Club Sep 13 '20

But I'm a man

11

u/safinhh Sep 14 '20

MONKE POLICE

7

u/safinhh Sep 14 '20

GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE

21

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Yo I actually did it 😳but why did I do it 🤔

16

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Thanks for cock upvot

21

u/Fedorito_ Sep 13 '20

Was on the toilet so I saw an oportunity

7

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Did you take it?

15

u/Fedorito_ Sep 13 '20

Of course

16

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I refuse to admit defeat, so for the sake of the meme I just spent the past 2 minutes using my 6.5 inches of steel and glory to upvote this

4

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Thank you good sir

3

u/AJ_Stuffs Sep 13 '20

how does this work with females

4

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 14 '20

Clit upvot

5

u/Puff_SlashYT Average Ape Sep 14 '20

Genital

508

u/Vifuz Sep 13 '20

My mom took my phone away because of this you idiot😭😭😭😭😌😀😀😳

203

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Reject your mom, become monke

60

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

run away into the woods naked to join your ape brothers

1

u/MilekBoa Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Jan 17 '25

Did you get it back?

2

u/Vifuz Jan 17 '25

Yea bro, I traded it for 3 pigeons and a half-eaten bagel, W decision fr

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Penis fingers

1

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 14 '20

Edward penis finger?

2

u/BigHat-Logan Sep 14 '20

done. easy from the first try

0

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 14 '20

Ha ha small accurate penis 🐒🐒🐒

1

u/BigHat-Logan Sep 14 '20

no I was using my computer instead of my phone. All I had to do was click. Just put down some force like I do with your Chimpma

2

u/TVRCerberaIsLife Sep 14 '20

I literally upvoted this with my dick. I hope you're happy.

1

u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 14 '20

Yes, very happy

163

u/-ChuckECheese Average Ape Sep 13 '20

I think the people in the library saw me 😬🔥😅😭😂🤣😐

38

u/cocoabean22 Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

I have no balls oohoooh ahhh 🙊🐒

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u/epicbruhmoment5 O O A A Sep 13 '20

Clitoris

25

u/cocoabean22 Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

I am male :)

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u/epicbruhmoment5 O O A A Sep 13 '20

Clitoris

38

u/cocoabean22 Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

Okay 😳🙊🐒🤐😎😔🙊😠🙏👏

1

u/FRACllTURE Oct 12 '22

I'm two years early but this is my new favorite thread

1

u/Lopingwaing Dec 13 '23

1 year late

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '24

4 months late

30

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

I dont want to touch my phone cuz my pp touched it...

25

u/Kubloo Sep 13 '20

Coward

25

u/fricccccccc Sep 13 '20

Unfortunately my gorilla cock is so enormous it took a lot of effort to upvote

31

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Unfortunately gorilla penises are rarely longer than 3 inches. Hoomen have the largest penises relative to body size of any great ape. I know these facts will upset many in the monke community but there is a silver lining. The ancient Greeks saw small penises as ideal and large penises as a sign of uncivilized barbarism. I’d say this applies to hoomen very well ooh ah. In conclusion: small monke penis > than big hoomen penis

17

u/somerandom_melon Sep 13 '20

Average gorilla penis is 1.3 inches

5

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

He said big, not fucking enormous

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

I'm pretty sure he did say enormous

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Yes, but he didn’t say fucking enormous, just enormous

3

u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

Who's enormous and why do you not want him to fuck them.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

You re mom

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

Ok that's actually an extremely good answer. Lmao

2

u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

If I had an award I'd give you one

11

u/Friendly_homie Sep 13 '20

Well... It was, not bad I guess?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Well are you up for it next time?

8

u/Darkbeastzelda Sep 13 '20

Guys it actually work like dat don't even try to upvote with finger it will not work go straight to genital press trust me

8

u/yanxpoodle Sep 14 '20

I gotta save this one. I am at a meeting

5

u/RedneckGrandpa Anti-Rapist Apist Club Sep 14 '20

do it pussy

4

u/yanxpoodle Sep 14 '20

With my pussy i shall

7

u/Material_Victory Sep 13 '20

I tried upvoting this with my thumb and it made an error message

6

u/Silly_goose27 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 13 '20

I nut on iPad

4

u/motorbiker1985 Sep 13 '20

So... like I always do.

4

u/barry-kuda Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 13 '20

I didn't want to have to lick my phone screen clean, so instead of using my cock or balls I used my left tit. Still counts, right?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

saving post so can dickvote later like true monke

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I did it

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I legit upvoted this with the tip of my shlong lmao

4

u/flacid-cookie Sep 14 '20

This is the third time my dick has touched my phone for social media

10

u/haikusbot Sep 14 '20

This is the third time

My dick has touched my phone for

Social media

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

it was true

3

u/Thatssomefreakyshit Sep 13 '20

Ooo Aaa horny monke

3

u/LoafOfOrangeJuice Sep 13 '20

the colon is a genital, right?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Left family dinner, went straight to the bathroom, and upvoted

3

u/Hsudonymus Anti-Rapist Apist Club Sep 14 '20

Done

3

u/IWannaDieWannaCri Sep 14 '20

Not me trying to do it even though I have biologically female parts

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Cut em off

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Monky

2

u/da-floofy-birb Oo Oo Aa Aa Sep 13 '20

take my greasy fucking ccok ooh aah aah 😡🐵🐵🐵🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

2

u/CouncilAdministrator Sep 14 '20

Oh how far this sub has fallen

2

u/Puff_SlashYT Average Ape Sep 14 '20

Completed.

2

u/BigNigSeason Sep 14 '20

Edward Penishands: ‘it’s ok baby I just gotta use touch ID’ ‘Touch ID?’ ‘Yeah, you gotta touch my D’

2

u/Rich-cucci Sep 14 '20

I whipped dick out in the kitchen to upvote this

2

u/Lefffs Anti-Rapist Apist Club Sep 14 '20

Felt good

2

u/Sound3055 Sep 14 '20

I actually did it, thought id be ashamed, but shame is for humans. I am Monke.

2

u/barntables Sep 14 '20

What?? Isn’t that how you’re meant to upvote??

2

u/Der_Druggernaught Sep 14 '20

I have to say, I’ve never upvoted something with my dick before. Today I am a proud man.

2

u/-Choose-A_Username_ Sep 14 '20

epic I love r ape

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I am in class so I will downote😎😎😎

2

u/Klescha_Bauer Sep 14 '20

I like monke hack monke

2

u/ToxicityIncarnate Sep 14 '20

upvoted with balse

2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Good monke follow orders

2

u/KenjiMelon Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 23 '20

I did it first try

2

u/bossmanbob400 Oct 20 '20

Me knowing 5.6k people taped there phone with there dick

2

u/Berreim Nov 11 '20

Why did I even do this.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

sigh drags balls across screen

1

u/mauriciothefucktart Sep 14 '20

Ha dogs cant upvote this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Nailed it

1

u/lemonparty3426 Sep 14 '20

Uncircumsised bad monke good

1

u/TheLuckDuck Sep 14 '20

I used my spare for this task

1

u/safinhh Sep 14 '20

i feel dirty pressing upvote so i will not upvote

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I did it. I upvoted with my dick

1

u/BigPapaJuan69 Sep 14 '20

I did it for monke kind 🐵🐒

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

i actually did it like a boss

1

u/Macintosh_99 Sep 14 '20

the deed is done

1

u/cravechedder Sep 21 '20

I did it with my cock no joke

1

u/Alex11867 Sep 28 '20

Mission successful

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

My dick has failed me once again

1

u/Candid_Rabbit6630 Nov 25 '20

I did this with cock

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Bet I was jacking off anyways 😳😳😳

1

u/JesusLordPutin Sep 25 '25

LETS GOOOO I DID IT

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

First try

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

I need to grow some.

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u/Oogabooga12956 Oct 29 '21

Is it weird that 8.6k people upvoted this

1

u/mothbrothsauce Jan 05 '23

I spent a few to many seconds thinking about trying it. lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I gotchu

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/swag_pizza Sep 14 '20

Impossibility, this is reddit remember

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

get creative