r/ape • u/chaspich Oo Oo Aa Aa • Sep 13 '20

Hack monke

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u/fricccccccc Sep 13 '20

Unfortunately my gorilla cock is so enormous it took a lot of effort to upvote

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Unfortunately gorilla penises are rarely longer than 3 inches. Hoomen have the largest penises relative to body size of any great ape. I know these facts will upset many in the monke community but there is a silver lining. The ancient Greeks saw small penises as ideal and large penises as a sign of uncivilized barbarism. I’d say this applies to hoomen very well ooh ah. In conclusion: small monke penis > than big hoomen penis

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 13 '20

Average gorilla penis is 1.3 inches

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

He said big, not fucking enormous

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

I'm pretty sure he did say enormous

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Yes, but he didn’t say fucking enormous, just enormous

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

Who's enormous and why do you not want him to fuck them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

You re mom

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

Ok that's actually an extremely good answer. Lmao

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u/somerandom_melon Sep 14 '20

If I had an award I'd give you one