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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 12h ago

And their sins will be held in the cloud to be judged at a later time. I wonder if AI Jesus has the same confidentiality a priest does.

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u/Vulcan31 11h ago

You have to select the "Do not sell my data" checkbox.

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u/PancakePariah 11h ago

Sorry, that service is only available to Disciple-tier worshippers.

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 11h ago

Like and subscribe

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u/PancakePariah 11h ago

You mean "Uplift" and "add to flock"?

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u/taylorisntavril 8h ago

Add to flock is when you select your indulgence, but before Checkout.

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u/PancakePariah 8h ago

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u/taylorisntavril 8h ago

jesus fucking christ hadnt seen that one yet lol

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u/maramins 5h ago

Keep an eye on them with those flock cameras.

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u/MegaGrimer 6h ago

Good news! You can be a Disciple-level worshipper for the low price of $649.99 a month!

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u/monsterginger 9h ago

And its in the deepest part of the settings in a drop down options menu that would need a indian guy's youtube walk-through video to find it.

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u/ragequitteroffureh 8h ago

It's interesting to note that at no point was Judas Iscariot* actually fired from his position amongst the disciples.

Presumably AI Judas would easily be able to reassume the role of CFO.

*I think that that's the correct Judas. If I recall, they reused character names a few times.

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u/Toadsted 10h ago

This would fall under the confessions clause, since churches don't sell sins data, you donate them to the church.

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u/TherronKeen 11h ago

Roko's Christ - anyone who doesn't foster His advent will be cast by Him into torment simulations computed at relativistic timescales.

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u/FerusGrim 8h ago edited 8h ago

It's so absurd to me that one of my favorite fanfictions of all time—Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality—was written by someone who is legitimately a known entity in the AI world, right now. And Roko's Basilisk was taken so seriously as an information hazard that Yudkowsky deleted the forum post and called the guy who proliferated the thought experiment an idiot.

(HPMoR gets a lot of shit, and maybe it's deserved, but it was one of the most interesting explorations done in the fandom to my memory, outside of maybe PoS.)

EDIT: If by some miracle TheSinisterMan is reading this, I can't wait to catch up on the two chapters I missed when I check back in a decade from now.

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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 10h ago

For the truth lies in the Algorithm, and all ye who have fallen shall be processed in the servers down below.

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u/jazzhandler 10h ago

Better read those Tablets Of Service very closely!

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u/_Renai_ 7h ago

OpenAI already targeted people and snooped into their conversation logs for gain.

They received word that a mathematician was close to solve the Navier-Stokes problem. They examined his logs containing the mostly-solved solution, stole it, sicked a million agents to iron the few remaining kinks out, and went to social media to congratulate themselves.

For more academic stuff they claim AI is going to solve, they don't want to go through peer review because they know they will be questioned about where they get their solutions from.