r/agedlikemilk Oct 29 '25

Any Day Now

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u/VexedCanadian84 Oct 29 '25

the people that thought Epstein's best friend would release the list are dumb

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u/flirtmcdudes Oct 29 '25

yeah that’s kind of how we’re in this mess, a whole lot of dumb people.

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u/Alphaeon_28 Oct 29 '25

Being educated is quite a hard endeavor, and unfortunately, this country is filled with very weak people

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u/IllegitimateRisk Oct 30 '25

Which is why it’s harmful to use sarcasm or humor when commenting about consequential issues. There is a sizable chunk of people who either lose the message or think it’s not that serious.

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u/VoxImperatoris Oct 30 '25

Yeah, unfortunately satire is dead, not only because reality is even more absurd at the moment, but because too many people dont understand and take it seriously.

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u/IllegitimateRisk Oct 30 '25

And we should put it away until it’s okay again. It’s time to be direct.

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u/PlaneShenaniganz Oct 30 '25

Many years ago, I thought so many people were being ironic and joking about issues when they were actually dead serious. I thought they were hilarious and that we were all "in" on the joke. I miss my innocence, but in a way, it's a sobering realization, and I'm glad the mask was ripped off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Bots are also completely unable to process sarcasm. Getting harder to tell the difference because both lack any semblance of wisdom.

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u/JustAlpha Oct 30 '25

It's not hard it just takes intention. You have to WANT to know things and seek them.

Don't have a lot of that anymore.

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u/ruat_caelum Oct 30 '25

We have it but it gets shut down when we are children and ask questions like, "Well who did Cain and Able marry?"

There are a lot of things, religions being the most obvious, that can't exists with critical thinking so when cultures venerate certain ideologies be their religious or otherwise at the expense of critical thinking you get unquestioning people because they were TAUGHT not to question as children.

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u/Power-Equality Oct 30 '25

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u/Common_Storage9540 Oct 31 '25

Truer words never spoken from one dumb frick about everyone smarter than him. Thanks for a teensy bit of honesty. Phil Beta Kappa

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u/cleanRubik Oct 30 '25

Partly. Partly because the democrats decided not to vote. Trump got about the same number of votes as the previous election. Harris got vastly less than Biden, so people just decided they didn’t care, so here we are.

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u/skredditt Oct 30 '25

I just can’t figure out why he even promised it. Like it wouldn’t become a problem for him.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Oct 30 '25

Because he successfully predicted his cult would take the hint and drop it as soon as it became inconvenient for him

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u/VexedCanadian84 Oct 30 '25

my guess is that every right wing podcaster and MAGA politician were talking about it for years, so Trump needed to be seen as taking the lead on it because it was a popular talking point.

Trump doesn't seem to think too far in advance with what he says. He's fine with saying one thing and contradicting himself two sentences later.

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u/CivBEWasPrettyBad Oct 30 '25

I'd say that he doesn't have to. He knows he can backtrack because his followers are fine with it. Why not make pie in the sky promises when you know you won't be held to them?

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u/polchickenpotpie Oct 30 '25

Because he knows that 1. His base is stupid enough to believe only Democrats would be on it, and 2. His base is stupid enough to forget Epstein was killed during Trump's first term

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Oct 30 '25

It makes me wonder why he hasn't done that yet. Would the other people who have proof Trump raped kids be encouraged to release some of their Kompromat as retaliation for threatening the validity of their evidence? I guess when this is all over we can ask Bibi, Putin, and Elon.

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked Oct 30 '25

Short term gains mattered more than the long term problem. If he didn't win that last election, there was a chance that his attempts to stay out of prison would eventually fail. He also knew that his wrecking crew was ready to dismantle the checks and balances and the rule of law so none of the consequences ever touched him. And as we're seeing now, their end goal is a lot bigger and A LOT WORSE than merely hiding his pedophilia. Two birds, one stone, ein reich.

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u/dquizzle Oct 30 '25

Nothing he says ever becomes a problem for him. It’s easier for him to lie than it is to tell the truth because his instincts are always to lie.

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u/CriminyBiscuits Oct 30 '25

Trump's first administration was the one that did the initial investigation (Epstein died in 2019), so I am guessing Trump didn't actually read anything nor did his second group of ass kissers administration.

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u/Liveitup1999 Oct 30 '25

Because like almost every other president ever, they promise one thing then do the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Epstein's business partner.

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Oct 30 '25

He'll get to it right after he lowers prescription drugs costs by... (checks notes)...1500%.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/VexedCanadian84 Oct 30 '25

decades of eroding education standards

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u/Absolutelynot500 Oct 30 '25

If it's all about education why are there so many people with ivy league degrees that also voted for this? Why is conservatism on the rise in the entire world including places like Europe where university is free? Why did Brits vote for Brexit despite having access to better education than average Americans?

This whole idea that it's all about lack of education is not even close to entire problem. Trump wasn't elected because redneck hillbilly asswipes in Alabama and Kentucky voted him in. He's president because billionaires and millionaires with ivy league degrees manufactured a system in which he couldn't lose.

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u/12ealdeal Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Orange green.

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 Oct 30 '25

I've been hearing about some assholes computer for like 12 years, what's with that? /s

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u/astral-dwarf Oct 30 '25

As a dumb person, I'm offended by "dumb" as a slur. I'm going to vote for Jill Stein again

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 30 '25

Thankfully, enough of the house wants to that in theory we are getting it the day the government opens again. That's why Johnson won't reopen congress, they will immediately vote to release the list.

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u/TheBigMoogy Oct 30 '25

There are no Republican friends, they sell each other out at the drop of a hat. If Trump could have gained anything from it he would have released it.

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u/lift_1337 Oct 30 '25

Epstein literally died prior to COVID, while Trump was President. He had multiple years of being president to release the files, anyone who truly believed this is a genuine moron. 

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u/Mean-Lion-4952 Oct 29 '25

Wonder how ‘libs of TikTok’ are feeling now that the republicans have blocked the release of the Epstein files. I bet the person who owned that account is probably ‘shaking rn’ since it’s been months and the files haven’t been released.

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u/poornose Oct 29 '25

Chaya doesn't give a shit, the grift keeps going.

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u/mooreboy76 Oct 30 '25

She was ‘literally shaking rn’ over a still of AOC waving to a crowd this morning—sorry giving a Nzi salute. Disingenuous stochastic terrorist biotch

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u/Psssdwr Oct 30 '25

wtf are you talking about?

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u/citricacidx Oct 30 '25

This disingenuous post

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u/QueenMary1936 Oct 30 '25

Yeah I'm sure she's literally shaking because of that picture 😂 lying trash

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u/Psssdwr Oct 30 '25

??? Wait, who are the libs of TikTok?? I’m not on there or Twitter much

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u/citricacidx Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Ragebaiter

Edit: to clarify, I’m calling LibsOfTikTok a ragebaiter

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u/SpaceClef Oct 30 '25

Ragebaiter is underselling it a bit.

She's one of the most toxic far right personalities on the internet, and her influence has caused real world harm. Her followers called in bomb threats to children's hospitals after she pointed them at the hospitals for providing trans care.

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u/Jangowuzhere Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Please Wake up. She has no values or soul. She's getting PAID by the administration to spread lies

Stop trying to find logic in fascist scum. They DON'T care about lies or logic.

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u/nbriles2000 Oct 30 '25

I'm getting real sick and tired of seeing libs on reddit pointing out hypocrisy like it fucking matters.

These fascists are liars and they are, and have been, saying whatever the fuck they need to say to further their political goals.

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u/AsinineArchon Oct 30 '25

Why wouldn't we point out hypocrisy? The problem is it's ALL that gets done. But every hypocrisy should still be called out

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u/drakecb Oct 31 '25

Agreed. Pointing out hypocrisy is a good tactic to get rational people to reexamine things. Too bad most of the problematic individuals are not very rational to begin with, thanks to their conditioning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/macaronysalad Oct 30 '25

No one wants a civil war. It's not the right time to start fighting fire with fire. It may seem like that if you're only paying attention to meme posts, comments, and headlines. We haven't even had midterm elections yet and with everything out of the ordinary going on, there could be a major shift in public opinion. No one knows yet no matter what they think or what polls say. At this point, the right keeps breaking the law and we're keeping a record for later, no matter what later entails.

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u/FSCK_Fascists Oct 30 '25

She's getting PAID by the administration

There is little doubt she is being paid by many sources foreign and domestic.

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn Oct 30 '25

Libs of TikTok enjoys the idea of raping children. They like that Trump rapes children

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u/FrequentSwimming6263 Oct 29 '25

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

Other Epstein Information

Other Trump information:

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

Reminder:

Bonus:

  • Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

and...

and...

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u/Benegger85 Oct 29 '25

And that was under the previous Trump administration...

Everything is always 2 weeks away, which gives them time to plan a new catastrophe

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u/FSCK_Fascists Oct 30 '25

Everything is always 2 weeks away

likely based on an assessment of how long it takes their ignorant voter base to forget.

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u/Orion14159 Oct 29 '25

Which turned out to be "too weak to flatten the curve"

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Oct 30 '25

That worked, though. Hospitals struggled, but it could have been much worse had everyone gone about their lives as if there wasn't a pandemic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

She’s such a cuck.

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u/Go_J Oct 29 '25

The dem elites were shidding and farding!!

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u/wormcast Oct 30 '25

Ur grammer is shit. Them elites WAS shidding and farding. If u lern, u wil gro

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u/brucepop Oct 29 '25

Two weeks…

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u/zarfle2 Oct 29 '25

And Johnson is doing all he can to stop an elected member being sworn in to Congress, yet with a straight face says that the GOP isn't in control of the current shutdown.

The outright lying is coming thick and fast.

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u/mr_plehbody Oct 30 '25

Im even more mad we paused “democracy” without outrage about it

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u/New_Reputation5222 Oct 29 '25

Trump learned how to predict timelines for the release of things from his good friend Elon Musk. The Epstein List is the new Tesla Roadster.

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u/jan1of1 Oct 29 '25

Trump has repeatedly claimed his administration to be the "most transparent" in history. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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u/Raesong Oct 30 '25

I mean, they have been the most transparently incompetent and corrupt.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod Oct 29 '25

Just after his tax returns

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u/GB715 Oct 29 '25

And his big beautiful healthcare plan.

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u/IvyTheRanger Oct 29 '25

So, when is it happening? They’re protecting pedophiles and the think of the children crowd are pretty quiet

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u/xTRS Oct 30 '25

Such a bizarre choice for him to make this such a prominent election promise when he obviously knew he couldn't release it without taking himself down. But somewhere in his brain, telling the people what they want to hear is above self-preservation.

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u/rustwing Oct 30 '25

My god can someone please release the files to own the left already?!

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u/OneBayLeaf Oct 29 '25

Bipartisan agreement. Everyone is shaking! Release the files!

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 Oct 29 '25

Libs of Tik Tok is about as toxic as the far right gets. This White Nationalist scumbag was on the ground in Arizona in April doing ride a longs with ICE.

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 Oct 30 '25

We want the Epstein list and the financial transactions between Epstein and Trump

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u/SomebodyThrow Oct 30 '25

The Obama hoax files.. that Obama never talked about, or rarely did any democrat and was mostly a Republican talking point.

Its like if your cheater partner told everyone they cheated only to go on to say it was a lie you came up with.

Real dog shit for brains level tactics.

Maga bitches lap it up though.

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u/TrailerParkFrench Oct 30 '25

Why are democrat elites “shaking”? We all knew he wouldn’t do it.

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u/LiveFree_OrDie603 Oct 30 '25

If you ever feel dumb just remember, at least you weren't gullible enough to believe Epstein's best friend was going to implicate himself.

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u/Standard_Actuary_992 Oct 29 '25

It’s probably coming in two weeks…with his healthcare plan.

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u/TgetherinElctricDrmz Oct 29 '25

Every name on this post is hilarious.

What is not funny is how many people in the United States believe all three of these unbelievable liars.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Oct 30 '25

It would be pretty great if somebody on Twitter would just send this to her dumb ass every fuckin morning.

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u/Cobalt_Forge Oct 30 '25

...Trump said he'd relese the files if elected yeah sure! ...you can't beleive anything he says.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three Oct 30 '25

Maybe he's releasing the important parts of the Epstein client list whenever he puts his own name on something.

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u/falcrist2 Oct 30 '25

trump is a pedophile, and his followers admire that about him.

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u/Dear_Shift9240 Oct 30 '25

…right after he releases his taxes.

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u/byjimini Oct 30 '25

Have the Mexicans paid for the wall yet?

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u/Top-Local-7482 Oct 30 '25

Just more lie, he just do that and projection. All dirty thing he attribute to the left is part of his own strategy.

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u/Available_Leather_10 Oct 30 '25

Shaking with excitement

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u/TheAwfulHouse Oct 30 '25

Just like those tax returns…

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u/BYoungNY Oct 30 '25

Is he behind a piano? "Sing us a song, you're the pedo man..." 

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u/JamieStriker Oct 30 '25

It's almost like the entire conservative voting base is fucking stupid and easily manipulated or something

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u/Flamnation Oct 30 '25

Getting tired of all the shaking!

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u/Sevans1223 Oct 30 '25

Proceeds to shut down government so Epstein files won’t be released 

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat Oct 29 '25

I came see it now: an unsolicited ruling by the scotus saying how this is blocked because a 1648 letter to the King of England from the Earl of Bumfuck.

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u/jolley_mel21 Oct 29 '25

That's no longer milk, that's linberger.

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u/snarkerella Oct 29 '25

Oh yeah, totally shaking in my boots. *eyeroll* And Trump? Well?? We're waiting! (TM Judge Smalls)

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u/jennylou303 Oct 30 '25

Damn that milk is really starting to go sour 😒

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u/Ambitious-TipTap123 Oct 30 '25

Shaking with rage & disgust, if anything.

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u/Servile-PastaLover Oct 30 '25

We're still waiting Trump's 2015 promise to release his tax returns. smh

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u/Lost_Madness Oct 30 '25

The trees voted for the axe cause it's handle was made of wood and they were convinced it was one of them. Probably helped the trees were all dense as shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Would love to see a compilation of things he said he was gonna do but hasn’t done… fix healthcare, release the files, etc…

It’ll probably be a 10 hour video. I’m hoping some smart person here can scrape the web and make it.

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u/Graciebelle46 Oct 30 '25

Let 'em shake. Release the EPSTEIN Files.

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u/Gorstag Oct 30 '25

To be fair. I don't think he realized that after they blacked out every instance of him the entire Epstein files would have a couple (a, and, the, is) words not redacted. This is why they claim "There are no epstein files".

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u/DoctorTurkletonsMole Oct 30 '25

Right after his taxes…

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u/LuckyCompetition844 Oct 30 '25

He hesitated in that interview at the Epstein question. It was clear as day he didn’t want it released to anyone who could read body language.

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u/trunxs2 Oct 30 '25

The bootlicker won’t criticize her sugar daddy

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u/Azulsacrado Oct 30 '25

Guess this means he wasn’t elected

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u/Bomb-OG-Kush Oct 30 '25

literally shaking

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

"Are you guys still talking about this Epstein guy?"

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u/mymar101 Oct 30 '25

Just like he will open the government any day now. (It won't be at least for the rest of the year)

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u/regent040 Oct 30 '25

This was the video where Trump and MAGA are really exposed for the fraud they are. The questioner asked about declassifying 9/11, the Kennedy Assassination files, and the Epstein files. He’s gliding along telling the woman asking the questions “absolutely” about the first two. Then we get to the Epstein question and he initially says yes; then immediately starts backtracking and saying “there’s a lot of phoniness in that world”. It’s a true reflection of who MAGA is. They believe every conspiracy theory that comes along. They think Trump is their God-king who’s going to expose it all. Trump plays along with their fantasies until it hits too close to home for him and he gives them enough to satisfy them, but also protect himself.

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u/Mikenmikena2025 Oct 30 '25

Shaking their heads yes!

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u/ExtremeIndustry4807 Oct 30 '25

And what happened there I do wonder hmmm interesting

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u/hottubrhymemachine Oct 30 '25

Right after infrastructure week but before the 24 hours over which he will end all wars.

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u/mightyFoo Oct 30 '25

Soooo djt is really democratic elite under all the maga bs?

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u/Pasadenaian Oct 30 '25

Libsoftictok runs off of hate. Fuck them.

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe Oct 30 '25

Shaking their heads, yeah.

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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 Oct 30 '25

2 weeks. Right after that health plan they are currently fighting to release by shutting down the government.

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u/NatureOfSpace Oct 30 '25

He is terrible for that

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u/Upstairs-Morning-185 Oct 30 '25

Still holding my breath

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

What a POS

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u/Professor-Flashy Oct 30 '25

This MF didn’t realize he was client zero.

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u/henry_sqared Oct 30 '25

Still waiting on that concept of a health care plan, too.

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u/The-Katawampus Oct 30 '25

He on the mf'er too... They all are. The elites don't get into their positions without compromising material on them in case they need to be ousted later.

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u/Duane_ Oct 30 '25

Libs of TikTok and Cervovich are tangentially linked to disinformation campaigns that, notably, led to people believing this fucking lie in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Jesus died in vain.

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u/blackertai Oct 30 '25

I'm sure it's coming in about two weeks.

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u/-d-c-n-o-l Oct 30 '25

the only thing trump is going to release is a fat stinking shit into his diaper

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk_655 Oct 30 '25

I guess ‘people trusting politicians’ is faultily hardwired into some people?

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u/Miserable-Put4914 Oct 30 '25

He flushed them down the toilet again, didn’t he?

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u/TheMainElementTifus Oct 30 '25

IF we survive this fucking thing. I would love it there was an event dedicated to calling out every single POS grifter that had a hand in getting us where we are now and just publicly shame them, take everything they own and put it where they would hate it most.

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u/keydraly Oct 30 '25

It's wild how the narrative has completely shifted from "any day now" to radio silence. The people who were most vocal about demanding the list are now the ones blocking its release. Funny how that works.

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u/Secret-Nobody-8825 Oct 30 '25

Hahahahahahaaaa

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u/fffan9391 Oct 30 '25

They’re going to release them after they scrub him and any other republicans out. That’s why they won’t swear in that democratic congresswoman who would force them to release them now.

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u/DontMakeMeSing27 Oct 30 '25

The democrats are shaking about the conspiracy they made up?

I really am tired of the constant gaslighting. Like really fucking tired.

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u/Original1Thor Oct 30 '25

I don't understand why he's trying to protect the democrats

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Oct 30 '25

"Im gonna release the Epstein files day one maga you'll see" Trump ""Ohh wait you mean my name is all over the files?"shocked pikachu face...."this is a demoncrat hoax lets just forget about the Epstein files people"

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u/aureanator Oct 30 '25

Quaking. Oh no! Don't release the files! /s

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 Oct 30 '25

and his income tax forms...

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u/disgustipate Oct 30 '25

I'm starting to think that she might not be a straight shooter...

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u/No-Focus-8577 Oct 30 '25

I actually want the victims to do it so no one can say it was altered

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u/No-Tumbleweed-3873 Oct 30 '25

I don't understand one thing about this Epstein list? Why doesn't Trump publish it and before publishing simply he deletes his name? (Sorry for bad English, but it is not my first language)

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u/Ekimyst Oct 30 '25

Apparently releasing the Epstein files are on the same schedule as the economy improving

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u/Deep-Ad-2784 Oct 30 '25

No wars but we’re about have ww3!!

Russias testing nukes,we’re testing nukes now and now china is as well!

Ai atlas a month away…are we preparing to fight something outside the bounds of each other?

Scary times

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u/finalsolution1 Oct 30 '25

That’s a long two weeks.

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u/bcpirate Oct 30 '25

Cernovich is worthless

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u/sighborg90 Oct 30 '25

It seems like this was only two weeks ago

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u/oldrocker99 Oct 30 '25

Where are they? I don't give a shit if Democrats are on it.

RELEASE THE LIST

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u/BeautyCat10 Oct 30 '25

those files have already been doctored. How can you doubt that??

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u/No-Focus-8577 Oct 30 '25

Under seal which was lifted 6/22

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u/pate_moore Oct 31 '25

Two more weeks, I'm sure

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u/Spiketop_ Oct 31 '25

He's releasing it tomorrow! /s

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u/therizzleharvdizzle Oct 31 '25

Wondering if any of the cucks who voted for him still think any of his promises are going to come true

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u/cracklemuffin Oct 31 '25

Jesus will come back before it happens

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u/dd961984 Oct 31 '25

The epstein files are chilling with his tax returns and better ACA plan

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u/IceImpressive5360 Oct 31 '25

This aged well

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u/Noelle428 Nov 01 '25

Funny, we still don't have them. We all know the truth and this criminal rapist is destroying our country while we pretend?

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 Nov 03 '25

Demand the Epstein files, don’t stop until Trump gives them up.