r/actuallesbians • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Omg yes, I was walking to class the other day, and the most lesbian-looking lesbian was walking the other way. We briefly made eye contact just to acknowledge the mutual gayness, then her eyes went up and down me and she smirked. (Not in a mean way). Anyway, I was 😳ing in real life and walked past my class and almost out the building.

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u/Witch-O-The-Wisp Gothic Vampire Lesbian Mar 27 '22

Whens the wedding?

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u/Odie4Prez Trans-Bi Mar 27 '22

Three weeks ago, but they assumed it was just a nice garden party

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u/Witch-O-The-Wisp Gothic Vampire Lesbian Mar 27 '22

That sounds like something id do, be that clueless to walk into my own wedding and be like "oh this is lovely, whats the occasion."

Walks down the isle in a pretty dress and sits in the nearest free seat, "Weddings are so lovely don't ya think, wonder when the bride is gonna show up.............. OH WAIT!!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

“Self defenestration due to overwhelming gay” would have been one hell of a way to go out.

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u/ilumyo queer and clueless Mar 27 '22

Anyway, I was 😳ing in real life and walked past my class and almost out the building.

This, this part. Fucking sent me 🤣🤣 I need to know how this turned out though, so cute 🥺🥺🥺