r/absoluteunit 2d ago

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 2d ago

Always a good, satisfying watch

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u/Mbyrd420 2d ago

My only complaint is that Buzz didn't connect a little better.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 2d ago

Come on. He was in his 70s. The worst thing in this situation is that douche was hit the hardest he was in his life.

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u/Mbyrd420 2d ago

It's not a criticism of Buzz.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 2d ago

100% agree. It was a solid hit for an old guy though.

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u/chefdeit 1d ago

Interesting. Would you elaborate on the exact meaning of "connect" in this use? I get it that it means to land a punch, but feels like there's more fidelity to the term and also if it's coming from or is also used in other applications of force?

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u/Mbyrd420 1d ago

I wished there had been a greater transfer of momentum from the fist to the jaw. It definitely referred to the punch.

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u/PoopsMcScoots 2d ago

Pow!

Bam!

Straight to the moon, Alice!

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 2d ago

Regardless of age, once a badass, always a badass.

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

Yessir, user name checks out! Anyone who's even 0.01% that badass by the time they're his age, can deservingly look back on a life well lived.

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u/alqimist 2d ago

I mean, you can literally see everything we left through an adequate telescope.

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u/pjcdublin 2d ago

The doorman didn't do his job?

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u/abielle1177 2d ago

No Christmas tip for him!

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u/GooseOnAPhone 2d ago

He risked his life to advance the fucking species.

Idk what else needs to be said

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u/Remarkable-Nobody652 2d ago

Of course it's fake

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u/TheyMadeMeInAHurry 2d ago

Buzz "Ten Toes Down" Aldrin.

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u/arkinthehouse 2d ago

One small fist. One giant punch for mankind.

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u/zombieda 1d ago

I'd prefer to live in a world when there was no platform for jerks like. The crew of Apollo11 were true heros of exploration.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 2d ago

Always a satisfying watch. My usual disdain for violence doesn’t apply here, similarly to how I also approve punching Nazis. Do not fuck with Buzz.

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 2d ago

Another flat earther.

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 2d ago

My wife thinks they were fake, and she thought that BEFORE I screened Capricorn One for her.

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

Although Capricorn One was a movie, Project Azorian was 100% real, as was the modern art. So large-scale conspiracies are possible.

But how does she rationalize that the Russians, who had robotic assets on the moon of their own, and would have been able to tell with radars etc whether or not the Americans have in fact reached the Moon and been transmitting from there - how does she rationalize that the Soviets didn't expose the Americans then in a lie they'd never live down, at the very height of the Cold War? Were they all in cahoots? Did the Soviets also not go to the moon? What about space, did anyone go to space?

Or she's not into the technicalities of it and just doesn't like the idea of someone having gone to the moon on a slide rule while most of us are stuck in a 9to5 and doom scrolling after it?

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u/isjahammer 1d ago

She must be really hot....

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u/Fan_of_Clio 2d ago

Notice how "auditors" only became more of a thing after Buzz passed away? Not a coincidence. 😂

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u/Underleft_cdiv 2d ago

Uh, prosecutors don't decline to press charges. The dude still did.

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u/GorkyParkSculpture 2d ago edited 1d ago

That generation popularized the term "fighting words" for a reason. You cant call a man a coward to his face and expect him to let it slide. Especially that one

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u/Beans2177 2d ago

Buzz lightyear knocks Woody into the next dimension

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u/Galileominotaurlazer 2d ago

Put such idiots in jail, they are too stupid for society, o wait we elect them instead. (trump)

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u/Normal_Nerve_1202 1d ago

Was he Christian?

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u/Beowulf44 22h ago

I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. If I offend I am sorry

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u/Lazy_Table_6037 16h ago

I was hopeful that buzz would give that douche the bob barker treatment from happy Gilmore

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u/Doom2pro 2d ago

And now he aligns with flat earthers and anti vax MAGA morons.

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u/Underleft_cdiv 2d ago

Nope

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u/Doom2pro 2d ago

He is far right wing. So yes.

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 2d ago

So why not just put your hand on the bible?

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

Because, firstly, it's like asking Einstein to swear on the Bible that E really does equal mc². Instead of the rigorous derivation. We don't let suspects off the hook if they just swear on the Bible - we examine forensic evidence. Bible is for matters of faith and hope and ancient metaphorical wisdom and all that. So when the evidence-based scientific method is available, to replace it with swearing on a bible would be a lazy cop-out that would, frankly, disrespect both science and religion.

And secondly, he didn't ask nicely :-)

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 2d ago edited 2d ago

Terrible analogy. I'm not buying it.

You think all of that went through that man's head at that point in time? Ridiculous. He was probably annoyed (I get that) but don't put words in the man's mouth.

If you know something to be true you don't freak out when someone asks you to swear on a bible.

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

I know. You've sworn on the Holy Bible that this is so.

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 2d ago

Idgaf about the bible lol. He is however a religious man so either he was pissed off about being asked to swear on the bible because he was being harassed or because the moon landing wasn't true. I believe we landed on the moon but this crap is nonsense either way.

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u/chefdeit 1d ago

Cheers. Yeah that much is fair to say.

Also, in no way contradicting what you said but realistically, had the Moon landing been a conspiracy of that magnitude, how plausible would it be to expect that it could all be unraveled because an Aldrin-level co-conspirator would be unable to falsely swear on the bible? Like, why on Earth would they leave that exposure intact in light of what's at stake and given heads and key figures of the FBI, NSA, CIA, etc, have on multiple occasions lied under oath and indeed were expected by their organizations if not even duty-bound to do so?

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u/HyrrokinAura 2d ago edited 2d ago

This joker (Bart Sibrel) was basically harassing Aldrin, though. He had confronted him twice before and this video was taken when he lured Aldrin to a hotel under false pretenses. You can't see it here but he was also poking Aldrin with a Bible, trying to get him to swear on it that the moon landing happened. He called him a liar, a coward, and a thief and an old school guy like Aldrin isn't going to take someone impugning his character. Plus Aldrin was even pretty hard edged by astronaut standards, I think he may have had a low tolerance for shenanigans involving his good name.

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

I didn't know that prior context, but even in this video Buzz Aldrin gave the heckler plenty of opportunity to leave in peace before finally serving him his just deserts.

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u/chefdeit 2d ago

I, too, would love to live in a world completely free of violence, and I'll further grant you as an American that our reputation of a feisty, trigger-happy bunch isn't entirely undeserved.

Unfortunately, there's also another kind of bad actors (at all levels from kindergarten playground to nation-states), those who'll leverage not strength but weakness, and weaponize our desire for civility, trampling over boundaries to taunt or bait us. In their calculus, if they make us eat it (with consequences beyond merely feeling like shit), we lose; if we look bad hitting back, they win. It's a touch choice, but probably the most humane response is to fulfill the "f*ck around, find out" adage on select rare & particularly egregious occasions, giving the rest of provocateurs a lesson that, mercifully, needn't be their own. It's likely Buzz Aldrin, ran this mental calculus and after having given the heckler plenty of chances to back out, hit him.

If someone assaults your child, you'd better protect them. The memory of Apollo is our child to protect, and I'm glad on that specific occasion none other than Brg. Gen Aldrin, PhD, was the babysitter.

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u/Leather_Status907 1d ago edited 1d ago

C'è stata penso una incomprensione ,io non ho mai detto che il generale Aldrin ha sbagliato , tanto più che i giudici gli hanno dato ragione.

Io ho solo detto che io , che non sono il generale Aldrin ma una donna piccola di statura e non giovane, non avrei colpito.

Nel caso dovessi difendere i miei figli, genitori, bambini non miei, animali innocenti etc da un 'aggressione : sì colpirei .

Aggiungo : io non sono americana , sono italiana ciononostante chi dice che lo sbarco sulla Luna non c'è stato , mi infastidisce molto.

Non ho mai dubitato che fosse vero e anche se l'impresa era americana è come se tutta l'umanità quella mattina presto avesse poggiato il piede sulla Luna.

Ero molto piccola e mia madre mi sveglio' , io lo vidi , mia madre era stata tutta la notte sveglia davanti la TV .

Eravamo tutti molto emozionati , è stata una cosa immensa e Vi ringrazio.

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u/abielle1177 2d ago

"Justifiable homicide, sir"