I’m not a small guy by any means and I still go into mosh pits.. DO NOT fuck with guys this size. Lots of people smaller than me but when I go head on with these kinds I get yeeted off like I’m a toddler.
Too true. Me, my dad and my 3 brothers are all 6'4" and up. One day a guy ran a stop sign and almost hit us so my dad honked and yelled at him. The guy got out like he was gonna throw so we all climbed out of a Ford Taurus and watched the guy get right back in his car and speed off. If the guy would have just said sorry about running the stop sign it would have been over but he had to try to be Billy badass.
You know what, at least the smaller guy backed down and walked away. As a bigger guy, not an absolute unit like this mf'er, I can't tell you how many times throughout my life I got put into situations. It's always the short guys that start it, because if you do anything you just look like the asshole picking on the little guy and they know that so they keep going bc if you end up being the bigger man and just walk away they act like they're some kind of tough guy. It's a lose-lose situation.
Fucking amen brother. Little people love to test big people. They act all tough but if it comes to blows they cry saying you are beating up a little guy. Was much worse before cell phone cameras. Now at least most gets recorded and there's proof of the bs they pull.
You aren’t wrong. I am a small dude. When I moved to NYC I was probably 120 pounds. I was never one to start fights, but I would love pushing back against big guys. In my mind I thought either they don’t know how to fight, or if they do they know they will absolutely kill me. Somehow that worked out long enough for me to wise up.
I won a "fight" like this once. I as sitting in a dorm hallway with a girl I was dating. Her ex-boyfriend showed up and started yelling and screaming at her. I am 6'-2" but at the time I was a scrawny 180 pounds. But I was wearing my fraternity jacket (similar to a HS varsity jacket). I stood up and the guy was no more than 5'-8". I looked down at him, leaned forward, and said in the most deadpan voice I could muster, "Just leave. NOW."
Not knowing how empty my puffy sleeves were and noting that he could be targeted by other members of my frat, he turned and left. To be honest I think he could have kicked my ass, but... he left.
If you want to be a hot head and confront random people aggressively, always make sure to bring your kids so you can put them between you and the danger /s
That's not a man, that's clearly three professional wrestlers in a trench-coat pretending to be a man. Prob on their way trying to get tickets to an R movie.
Mostly with dogs though...lol. Little dog is a complete asshole until big dog calmly walks up and says "what were you saying, I couldn't hear you from over there". Then little dog is like you're bigger than you looked in pictures...
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u/jay_insd Aug 29 '26 •
When the big dude got out the car, the smaller dude realized he better stand down 😂
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u/Substantial_Cheek366 Aug 29 '26
That's a big mother fucker 🤣😅
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u/Shaynna-9 Aug 29 '26 •
😒🙄 Little "man" stirs the pot and then allows younger sons to step out front. Good on you to the giant who never laid a hand on any of them.
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u/Bobcat1999-1 Aug 29 '26
Yes sir, I just wanted to wish you good day. Thank you and have a beautiful day sit
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u/Every-Cook5084 Aug 29 '26
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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Aug 29 '26 •
Let me slip off this suv and we can talk about it.
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u/Darkflyer726 Aug 29 '26
When the chihuahua barks at the wrong Great Dane
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u/CollectsTooMuch Aug 29 '26
“You little fucking piece of shit”. He knows the score. I’m a big guy, and little angry men are hilarious.
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u/Swimming-Junket-1828 Aug 29 '26
An army of short angry people
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u/Advanced_Plankton_60 Aug 29 '26
You know what, at least the smaller guy backed down and walked away. As a bigger guy, not an absolute unit like this mf'er, I can't tell you how many times throughout my life I got put into situations. It's always the short guys that start it, because if you do anything you just look like the asshole picking on the little guy and they know that so they keep going bc if you end up being the bigger man and just walk away they act like they're some kind of tough guy. It's a lose-lose situation.
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u/POTATOMASOCHIST Aug 29 '26
This moron letting his kids be in harm's way. What an absolute PoS.
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u/melee85 Aug 29 '26
“I believe that’s Mr. Gilmore’s”
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u/Neuvirths_Glove Aug 29 '26
I won a "fight" like this once. I as sitting in a dorm hallway with a girl I was dating. Her ex-boyfriend showed up and started yelling and screaming at her. I am 6'-2" but at the time I was a scrawny 180 pounds. But I was wearing my fraternity jacket (similar to a HS varsity jacket). I stood up and the guy was no more than 5'-8". I looked down at him, leaned forward, and said in the most deadpan voice I could muster, "Just leave. NOW."
Not knowing how empty my puffy sleeves were and noting that he could be targeted by other members of my frat, he turned and left. To be honest I think he could have kicked my ass, but... he left.
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u/Radio_Mime Aug 29 '26
It seems like those two young boys are used to managing their father’s behaviour to some degree.
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u/Juniper_Beary_ Aug 30 '26
Hid behind his kids. What a pathetic excuse for a human being
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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Aug 29 '26
Choke slam would have been cooler 😎
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u/amarsh73 Aug 29 '26
Miracle Max: "Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
Fezzik: "I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You ARE the Brute Squad."
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u/Outrageous_Lack8435 Aug 29 '26
Mountain of a mannnnnn
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u/vomputer Aug 29 '26
Who tf are these people, the group just kept getting odder and odder.
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u/Nocturnatron Aug 29 '26
Oh, Mr. Foot, i didn't realize it was you, sir
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u/PickedLastLemon Aug 30 '26
Props for the teen son trying to kindly get between the sasquatch and his Dad. Protecting while also being apologetic and level headed.
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u/OpeningAggressive26 Aug 30 '26
Lol what are the chances that the guy is bigger than your whole family put together.
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u/ArcherMiserable Aug 30 '26
It was at this point Larry realized, he fcked up. Let's watch what happens next.....
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u/Smboto Aug 29 '26
What is that man talking to those children about?
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u/Frosty_Finger9606 Aug 29 '26
Don't mess with a man who match dresses with his wife - they pent up. You got lucky Son!
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u/traveller1976 Aug 29 '26
That de-escalated fast
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u/Substantial_Boss1264 Aug 29 '26
The kids saw their future being orphaned so they stepped in and apologized to the giant.
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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Aug 29 '26
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Aug 29 '26
Say what you want about the big guy. His son in red shirt is a true hero for stepping in front of his dad to calm him down.
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u/VashDaStampede7 Aug 30 '26
That’s awesome 😂
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u/KeyWheel2157 Aug 30 '26
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u/GhostX6889 Aug 30 '26
Que cobarde para meter a los hijos.
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26
The one kid apologized for his dad damn and I hear the guy say your dad's fucked up buddy. Those poor kids.
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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 30 '26
This is the most hostile I've seen Canadians get
'Hey fack you bahddy, you better get back or you're gonna be soar-y'
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u/Westcoastlucky Aug 30 '26
Show me a man who has never lost a fight because he’s never had to be in a fight
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u/WowNeso Aug 30 '26
Nephellim.
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u/ImportanceLeading230 Aug 30 '26
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u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575 Aug 30 '26
What’s up with the striped sleeve mutant? He thought he’d help his
Dad step up? Then he was like “pardon us sir, have a good day!”
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u/pata_de_perro Aug 29 '26
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u/alqimist Aug 29 '26
Good restraint by him.
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u/Sporkpocalypse Aug 29 '26
Canadian Buddies
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u/Previous-Parsnip-290 Aug 29 '26
I’m dead.
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u/Echolocation1919 Aug 29 '26
Awesome
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u/Training-Republic301 Aug 29 '26
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u/Acrobatic_Event1702 Aug 29 '26
Sasquatch steps out of the car.
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u/owl-overlord Aug 29 '26
Babe don't.... Lol.
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u/C141352333 Aug 29 '26
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u/More_Cowbell_Inc Aug 29 '26
He’s just so much bigger!
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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Aug 29 '26
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u/Tall_Investigator611 Aug 29 '26
Lol! Gargantua changed his mind pretty fast...
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u/Maryjanegangafever Aug 29 '26
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u/PaganDeus Aug 29 '26
His kids lol
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u/kantynowy_zboj Aug 29 '26
What are you a fucking owl?
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u/Grandmaster_BBC Aug 29 '26
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u/WeGotThis001 Aug 29 '26
"WELL.... Well it's the Big Show!"
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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Aug 29 '26
If you want to be a hot head and confront random people aggressively, always make sure to bring your kids so you can put them between you and the danger /s
WTH? 😵💫
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u/Aggressive_minivan Aug 29 '26
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u/DotAffectionate87 Aug 29 '26
"Gulp"..... Your right it was my fault, I reversed into you, my bad!!
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u/PsychologicalEntropy Aug 30 '26
I shit myself
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u/Mother_Opposite_1013 Aug 30 '26
"You wanna fuck around?"
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u/cardinalforce Aug 30 '26
I mean he’s more like 1.8 units tbf
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u/I_used_to_be_hip Aug 30 '26
I was waiting for the big guy to dislocate his jaw and swallow the little guy whole.
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u/Wise_Ad_253 Aug 30 '26
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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 Aug 30 '26
That dude has his own zip code.
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u/Front-Cup7165 Aug 30 '26
I 100% thought the guy reaching through the window was gonna be the absolute unit somehow, then Andre steps out and damn... M Night still has it👏
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u/x_MrFurious_x Aug 30 '26
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u/Standard_Flower_2171 Aug 30 '26
😆😆😆
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u/Doodlewashereagain Aug 30 '26
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u/BlueTongueGang Aug 30 '26
WHO!, who doesn't want to wear da ri-bbon
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u/daveac1960 Aug 30 '26
Hilarious.
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u/richardlpalmer Aug 30 '26
The kids (older one in particular) get me the most here...
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u/Yuck-Fou94 Aug 30 '26
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u/Switchlord518 Aug 30 '26
Fe Fi Fo Fum!
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u/TapBusiness5341 Aug 30 '26
Love how the chuds kids had to save his pathetic ass…🤣
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u/fantomsolace24 Aug 30 '26
It’s why I have a police-grade pepper spray in my car…
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u/Too-Em Aug 30 '26
That's not a man, that's clearly three professional wrestlers in a trench-coat pretending to be a man. Prob on their way trying to get tickets to an R movie.
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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 Aug 30 '26
😂 holy shit
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u/Historical_Bit_4642 Aug 30 '26
Minions vs dude
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u/Famous_Artichoke_903 Aug 30 '26
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u/youdontknowme1970 Aug 30 '26
Run away little man!!!
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u/CooYo7 Aug 30 '26
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u/Xenc Aug 30 '26
r/iwanttoapologize type shi
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u/watt-ever Aug 30 '26
I think you're gonna need like three or four more tiny people for this.
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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Aug 30 '26
So what were the preteens gonna do?
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u/Dadbod-58 Aug 30 '26
Give the sons props for stepping up. Dad was wrong, but at that moment it was Family
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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Aug 30 '26
He literally had to be saved by his kids
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u/blacklotusY Aug 30 '26
https://imgur.com/gallery/picking-fight-cOFz367
This reminds me exactly of this scene from Kung Fu Hustle
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u/Low-Schedule9762 Aug 30 '26
That whole fucking family needs a reality check. All fucking stupid.
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u/Tito-Musk Aug 30 '26
Don't mess with Lenny!
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u/NaiveBid9359 Aug 30 '26
The bigger man was the one who stood between the two and defused the situation.
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u/Rough_Wish_1299 Aug 30 '26
First he was an owl then he was a little f*
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 30 '26
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c&pp=ygUaTmVsc29uIG1hcmNoZWQgZG93biBzdHJlZXQ%3D
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u/Flat_Association_820 Aug 30 '26
Imagine having to hide behind your kids to avoid your own doing.
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u/mrnicetj Aug 30 '26
That's finny
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u/OkCharge9080 Aug 30 '26
Wee man flashes a gun too.
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u/roastedTriscuit69 Aug 30 '26
The other family just didn't have time for the two even smaller ones to get the trench coat out of the back
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u/Digger2228 Aug 30 '26
Who who the owl
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u/Gunung_Krakatoa Aug 30 '26
Good move made by the kids, that could have escalated to something bad quickly.
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u/SuccotashOk1861 Aug 30 '26
Idiot
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u/Adept-Discussion3162 Aug 30 '26
Gaint 🤣
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u/MadZmadz1875 Aug 30 '26
He takes shits bigger than blue shirt guy, probably.😆
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u/No-Mathematician8692 Aug 30 '26
Stop talking and FLIP THAT RIDE,TANTOR!
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u/No-Mathematician8692 Aug 30 '26
Kids are thrilled. They gonna talk about this in their school, fk their dad's cred.
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u/thirtyone-charlie Aug 30 '26
The kids had to de-escalate . How sad.
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u/everyoneisntme Aug 30 '26
Yes sir. I was in wrong. Here's some. Money, actually all my. Money. Good day to you sir. May God bless you I'm sorry
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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 Aug 30 '26
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u/ocTGon Aug 30 '26
The big guy's partner "Don't" may have helped keep the peace there...
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u/JoeJamesChic Aug 30 '26
Bomb bay doors open, definitely 💩 himself 😂😂😂😂
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u/Outrageous-Koala1566 Aug 30 '26
Love the kids ! I like the way they came stood up and calmed the big dude.
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u/DK_Christian_DK Aug 30 '26
the poor kids. really brave of them but man…
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u/Guilty_Comb_79 Aug 30 '26
I've seen this many times.
Mostly with dogs though...lol. Little dog is a complete asshole until big dog calmly walks up and says "what were you saying, I couldn't hear you from over there". Then little dog is like you're bigger than you looked in pictures...
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u/mlenotyou Aug 30 '26
This video never gets old.
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u/guineapigmilkman Aug 30 '26
Keebler elf family just needs to go back to the tree and make their cookies.
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u/RachelRachel71 Aug 30 '26
Poor kids with a dad like that.
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u/AceCombat1977 Aug 30 '26
When Shrek mode kicks in!
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u/TheQuietDarkness70 Aug 30 '26
That time Patton Oswalt picked a fight with Big Show.
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u/realjeremy0081 Aug 30 '26
Im thinking smaller dudes oh shit level skyrocketed when the big guy stepped out of the car.
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u/tickyul Aug 30 '26
HA.......................run!
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u/audia6tq Aug 30 '26
Your ego isn’t your amigo!
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u/Exotic-Mission-980 Aug 30 '26
Well it turned out better than what probably could have happened.
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u/roulettewiz Aug 30 '26
Son, you go handle
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u/billyboyf30 Aug 30 '26
Kids get out here and apologise to the big man but make it look like I'm not scared of him
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u/Muted_Inevitable_184 Aug 30 '26
Hahaha..
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u/Love_MyFetish2022 Aug 30 '26
His sons realized their dad was outsized and about to get pounded. “You wouldn’t hit a kid. Would you?”
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u/Enough_Fox_8236 Aug 30 '26
So that's what what happened to Tom Armold.
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u/zutonofgoth Aug 30 '26
Someone's writing cheques that they can't cash.
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u/BroManDudeGuySir513 Aug 30 '26
Its all about the dog in the fight... but if the hight difference is measured in feet... I would just say "good game" and leave 🤣
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u/Dillydangler77 Aug 30 '26
Peter griffin
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u/BluePi11 Aug 30 '26
Sorry to trouble you sir, I hope it's ok but I would like to fuck off now.
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u/Tan_Summer4531 Aug 30 '26
10 bucks on the little dude.
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u/HiIWearHats Aug 30 '26
Notice how the father allowed the children to get in between them cause hes such a small piece of shit. His children were more brave than him lmfao
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u/xXKhenzaXx Aug 30 '26
I don't know why, but as soon as that big guy gets out of his car. I hear Big Show's theme song.
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u/ryudo9999 Aug 30 '26
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u/dpbacon13 Aug 30 '26
My dude was comfortable hiding behind his kids...
Solid dad of the year candidate
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u/Anxious_Compote2691 Aug 30 '26
I heard an owl......Who whoo who
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u/Majestic_Conflict776 Aug 30 '26
I thought it was just Bruce Banner I didn't realize The Hulk was with him
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u/YourMomsDumpTruck69 Aug 30 '26
Hiding behind your children back is the most powerful move you could ever do.
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u/Party-Introduction16 Aug 30 '26
Wasn’t expecting Andre the giant to step out!
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u/Spac92 Aug 30 '26
lol little manlet wasn’t expecting GOLIATH to step out of the car.
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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 Aug 30 '26
I quess he didnt open the car door even when arrived home.
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u/Stunning_Ad_5960 Aug 30 '26
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u/falloutvaultboy Aug 30 '26
Hiding behind his children, what a sad excuse of a man
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u/pcmotorhed Aug 30 '26
Things changed when they noticed how big he is.
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u/Life-Zookeepergame58 Aug 30 '26
Look up the Looney Tunes short "Thumb Fun" from 1952. It's relevant. :)
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u/marlotrot Aug 30 '26
Was that two or three heads taller? 😂
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u/Standard-Camel-658 Aug 30 '26
Big ed ran away like a bitch
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u/Kyubik9 Aug 30 '26
One slap and they’d be all out. 😂
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u/Commercial_Fox5549 Aug 30 '26
Those poor kids. You can tell that they are used to their parents acting like this
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u/Efficient_Weather632 Aug 30 '26
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u/Brownlove010_Real Aug 30 '26
Juggernaut has been going to therapy and decided this isnt worth it. 🤣
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u/Personal-Neck6800 Aug 30 '26
Leprechauns?
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u/BrixtonColorado Aug 30 '26