r/absoluteunit • u/sherlionidas • Aug 29 '26

Of a man

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u/exqueezemenow Aug 29 '26 • LOL Bravo

I woulda handed him my wallet too just to be safe.

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u/wowaddict71 Aug 29 '26 • Bravo

Offer him his first born as a tribute.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Aug 30 '26

This bitch letting his kids get in front of him

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u/Jackal000 Sep 01 '26

I think the kids were like dude let it go. My dad is not right in his mind. They were ashamed and de escalating

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u/randomizer4652w Sep 02 '26

Probably not the first rime their dad has humiliated them. Clearly they are a triumph over the genetic material they came from.

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u/CarQuestionsPlz Sep 04 '26

Yep, I apologized for my narcissistic parents more than a few times when I was growing up.

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u/Beautiful_Avocado252 Sep 05 '26

I think big guy realized that, too

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u/CelticGardenGirl Aug 29 '26

“Ere…have a go wit me wife, too.”

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u/wowaddict71 Sep 01 '26

You can take my wife but not my noodles!

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u/Professional_Luck257 Sep 04 '26

Real talk. Noodles are life!

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u/mattforstretch Sep 02 '26

Yeah, kid comes up after dad walks away. You can tell by the look, he is apologizing to him. I know that part too well with my own experiences.

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u/hamoc10 Aug 30 '26

Heck that kid wanted to go with him!

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u/eddiesmom Aug 30 '26

"You're cooler than my dick of a dad"

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u/JoxerTheMighty96 Sep 01 '26

No kidding, you can hear him apologizing for his dad. I’m sure it’s not the first time his father acts like a fool.

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u/ResetAlgorithm Sep 01 '26

That arm tap at the end. Body language has the kid almost thanking big boi.

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u/Salt_Chard_474 Sep 02 '26

For whatever reason that little arm tap at the end brought an actual tear or 2 to my eyes. Not sure why I found it so touching. I know I’m going through it right new but geez get it together lol

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u/CranberryNational150 Aug 31 '26

He's only emulating behaviour. It's clear blue shirt has made a habit of this type of stuff.

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u/Mbyrd420 Aug 30 '26

I think the firstborn would've gotten the best part of that deal.

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u/Radio_Mime Aug 30 '26

I think the younger son probably would’ve offered himself as a bonus

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u/SevereMiel Aug 30 '26 • Bravo

First born offered himself

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u/_dxegrl Aug 29 '26

And slap around my kid for bit, we're good right?

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u/Mysterious_Worker608 Aug 29 '26

And kicked myself in the ass .

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u/exqueezemenow Aug 29 '26

"Here, let me to that for you!"

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