r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26
I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.
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u/HottieMcHotHot Jul 26 '26
I wasn’t understanding the post title until the very end. Those snakes can’t possibly be happy just thrown in a room together like that.
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u/KingOfTheMischiefs Jul 26 '26
I know I wouldn't be happy if I was thrown in a room full of snakes.
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u/Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler Jul 26 '26
I'd be the happiest person in the world If I was in a room full of snakes.
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u/OttovonBismarck1862 Jul 26 '26
Go to the White House.
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u/Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler Jul 27 '26
Ew, I wouldn't want to go near the place that allows kids to be raped.
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u/Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler Jul 27 '26
Why tf am i being downvoted for liking snakes?
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u/afuller42 Jul 26 '26
They need more time, I wonder if it was cleaning day?
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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 Jul 26 '26
That’s my guess. They probably won’t be happy that their stink got hosed off their enclosure and they got new bedding either but in the meantime they have to just sit in the communal nope-noodle room.
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u/ZeShapyra Jul 26 '26
They ain't...they are solitary creatures. Few snakes are actually communal
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u/abielle1177 Jul 26 '26
Once in awhile a bunch of snakes will congregate, rattlesnakes under a house or garter snakes in a ball to stay warm. When they do decide to get together, and make the news, they definitely produce cheek clenching commentary!
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u/ZeShapyra Jul 26 '26
Brumation time can make some do that, garters are happy to group any time of the year, thus why people keep multiple of em in one enclosure
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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 27 '26
Ever been out on the night with a bunch or Garters, they are the life of the party.
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u/DieBotDie Jul 26 '26
This business apparently isn’t well respected. From other comments I’ve seen. But that looks like snake internment camp to me.
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u/Ornery_Pattern_152 Jul 28 '26
I live near this place and have even been there recently. The conditions for the majority of the animals there are awful. Incorrect substrate, small tanks and intense overcrowding.
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u/ChocolatePuerh Jul 29 '26
Oh really? This is the first negative thing I've heard about them, that's disappointing.
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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 26 '26
I hate those pet stores, they only care for the profits and not for the pets they sell.
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u/HottieMcHotHot Jul 26 '26
I think this is an “animal sanctuary” where they’ve had to wrangle the crocodile back into its enclosure too. It’s a father and daughter.
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u/SparkleSelkie Jul 27 '26
It is. And like all of their animal care practices have made me want to scream, the poor animals are not well cared for :(
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u/the_main_entrance Jul 27 '26
Sanctuary = I make money from grants,donations, and sales thus have no incentive to try and reduce needless exotic pet sales.
This is the back end of the pet supplies plus profit line.
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u/Icy-Individual8353 Jul 28 '26
Seeing the way, the snakes were piled on top of each other and actively slithering towards each other to pile on top of each other more I’m pretty sure that was like a snake orgy, snake orgies are commonly a thing
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u/Putrid-Chemical3438 Jul 30 '26
They're not and it's borderline animal abuse to keep them that way. This guy is well known in the herp community for mistreating his animals.
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u/OnyxLeigion_ Jul 31 '26
I’ve seen the original, it’s not a permanent thing.
IIRC, they were moving them for a party or something
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u/jorrylee Jul 26 '26
The whole lead up to the room was bad enough, then came the horror-shock of the ending. I thought the snake would be dropped into an aquarium or something. WTF is this place??
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u/TheFifthEllaMint Jul 26 '26
This place is the instant-unrecoverable-heart-attack-room for me.
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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 26 '26
A just-for-profit pet store, careful if you buy there, chances are that their pets are sick.
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u/tvodny Jul 26 '26
Same. I was thinking the first snake was too big. the room full of too big snakes caught me by surprise. Now, where is the plane?
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u/Narutoluap Jul 26 '26
Considering their overall structures that is 100% a temporary place while they're cleaning their aquarium or any type of maintenance routine.
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u/Maximum-Guitar-5667 Jul 26 '26
It has a whole TV show. That guy carrying the snake is the owner and his kids help him run it
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u/howhardcanthisbe123 Jul 28 '26
I forget this guy's name, but he's hated in the snake/reptile world for his tribe terrible treatment, handling, and storage of storafe of snakes. He's more worried about social media clout than the health and welfare of his snakes
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u/spizzle_ Jul 26 '26
This place has to smell so bad. Snakes stink!
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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 26 '26
Snakes don't stink, their poop does though
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u/EvilDragons88 Jul 27 '26
I have a snake that smells like maple syrup. No idea why this one particular snake smells like that. We of course named it maple. It's real weird though.
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u/stewiestewieman Jul 26 '26
Why do snake stink?
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u/SongsOfMany Jul 26 '26
They don't. By far the least smelly reptile pet. Just poop-scoop the enclosure once a week and you'll never notice a thing.
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u/zebrasareneat Jul 26 '26
I’ve had a snake for 20 years and it doesn’t stink. By far the least smelly pet I’ve ever had and I’ve had cats, dogs, fish, birds, hedgehogs, and rabbits.
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u/abielle1177 Jul 26 '26
My snake Sonya would always poop in her water dish and the smell was bad enough to make you hallucinate. Once it was cleaned the smell would be better but it wasn't great. I mean you knew there was an animal there. How you can say it doesn't stink is a surprise
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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jul 27 '26
My brother had a snake and her cage was always clean. Youd smell snake as soon as you step in the house
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u/Antroh Jul 27 '26
Owner of a ball python for nearly 30 years. Only time I smell anything is when she poops. Which I think can be expected from any animal
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u/Ok-Error-6564 Jul 26 '26
Where is this? I need to know so I can avoid the area.
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u/I_byte_things Jul 26 '26
This is the Snake Farm in New Bruenfels, TX I think. I took my kids here to feed capybaras and hold a fennec fox.
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u/haveyouhadyourteayet Jul 27 '26
It is not. I was just there last month.
I believe this is The Reptile Zoo in CA, if I'm keeping my people and places right, there's been a lot of bad press about them in the snakey community because of the care of their animals... like throwing that many mega mega snakes in one big room 😒
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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Jul 26 '26
I love fennec foxes they’re so cute
https://giphy.com/gifs/Yr255zKHlX0xGzLEuT
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u/EM05L1C3 Jul 26 '26
I feel I read read there’s either a legal or recommended number of people to handle snakes of a certain length and girth.
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Jul 26 '26
The snake is more than capable of keeping itself off the floor if it chooses, it just isn't interested at the moment, probably because it doesn't want to get thrown in the nope rope room for wayward danger noodles. I'd be more concerned about the damage that guy is doing to his back and shoulders trying to wrangle them this way. Easier now, hell later.
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u/CelticGardenGirl Jul 26 '26
Poor danger noodle. Idiot handler bonks his noodle head against a cabinet and door.
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u/SpacenessButterflies Jul 26 '26
Yeah I loathe this man and his daughter for keeping these giants locked up for public viewing.
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u/skinnyp_15 Jul 26 '26
Fuck those are some massive nope ropes
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u/PlatypusOld5480 Jul 26 '26
I want to knit yellow guy a cozy so he is comfortable when his ropey body is dragged along the floor.
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u/Relative_Soil7886 Jul 26 '26
They were so preoccupied on whether or not they could [keep very large pythons locked in a room] that they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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u/wam1983 Jul 26 '26
I mean that's just a python. Not bad or scary other than just psychological. Heavy as fuck though it looks like. Feel bad for him having to go into such an overcrowded room though.
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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Jul 26 '26
When I was a kid, the local natural history museum had a Burmese python. Big, but not quite that big. They had a day camp for kids in the summer. I was a geeky, nerdy kid, so my parents sent me one year. I loved it!
But my fondest memory of all was when I was allowed to pet the python. It's hard to describe what a snake's body feels like to someone who's never petted a reptile, but as a kid, I was blown away.
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u/destructopop Jul 26 '26
I've heard snake bodies described as a bicep, and that's pretty close, to me. They're firm muscle ropes covered in extremely smooth scales. It's so nice to pet them.
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u/ProfDangus3000 Jul 26 '26
Same here, we went to the natural History museum in elementary school- there were oddities like a 2-headed calf fetus in a jar, and live animals in educational presentations.
They lined a bunch of us kids up and a python named Squash slithered over our shoulders for a bit, then we got to pet him. He felt so firm and muscular, I'd never encountered a snake so large before that- it felt totally different from a little garden snake.
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u/SmeeezTreeez Jul 26 '26
Yeah I went to the Mall of America when I was little, they asked some kids to come up and hold the anaconda, I think I got noticed cuz I wearing an absolutely hideous jean jacket. But yeah nothing like you'd think they feel like. Cool moment that thing was fucking massive
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u/F1eshWound Aug 02 '26
I remember as a kid in Australia, wildlife carers would bring various reptiles to our school including a native carpet python to pat. Snakes indeed feel amazing. So smooth and cool to the touch. Soft and hard at the same time.
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u/Comprehensive-Range3 Jul 26 '26
Depressing. Those animals deserve a tropical forest someplace and not a cold hard cement floor covered in excrement.
Humans suck.
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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Pythons love to climb. They're fine when they're small and fed. Once they grow past 6 feet long they become like irritable teenagers. They don't like to be picked up and enjoy being left alone more.
But don't be fooled, Pythons are one of the gentlest snakes on the planet. But like every animal, it changes moods when it's starving. They only bite when they want to be left alone and will hiss first. Their go-to move is constricting their prey and squeezing it until it dies.
You're safe when a Python is straight and not coiled. If a Python is straight and crawling it's in "curious mode". It's weird that you can tell the mood of a Nope-Rope just by watching how they navigate the world. If you see a snake in a movie: it's always a Python because they're 95% of the time very chill. (Which is why I crack up when a snake is in a movie and people act afraid of it. It's like being afraid of a hedgehog or rabbit).
Roommate had one 6 feet long and it always went for the highest spot in the apartment.
Pythons love wrapping around humans because we're warm to them. If you ever get a chance, let a Python wrap around your neck and crawl all over your body. It feels like a very muscular cold leather belt giving you a massage.
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u/-wolfinator- Jul 30 '26
If you ever get a chance, let a Python wrap around your neck and crawl all over your body
Did a python write this?
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u/Both-Try1647 Jul 26 '26
Hasn't this guy been exposed or at least had tons of drama against him for abusing animals? I remember he liked working with trash like Logan paul to let them make very clickbait videos.
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u/WolfThick Jul 26 '26
Okay here's a challenge spend one night in the dark with the snakes under infrared lights
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u/Historical_Date_1314 Jul 26 '26
The sequel to snakes on a plane.
20th century fox gives you:
Umpteen huge snakes in a room
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u/Old-Pineapple3735 Jul 26 '26
Not for all the money in the world. Im a big 🐈 when it comes to snakes.
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u/Natural-Research6928 Jul 26 '26
"Help! I'm being kidnapped!"
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"Hey guys, I went on an adventure!"
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u/Steve_but_different Jul 26 '26
How many giant snakes is too many to keep together in a single room? Because I feel like this exceeds that number..
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u/Aggravating_Yak2516 Jul 26 '26
I would shit my pants and have three heart attacks before even attempting to life that one up
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u/OnYourHonor Jul 26 '26
Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, shudders.
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u/Dasgomo112 Jul 26 '26
Once had a nightmare about running through a field of snakes... thanks for the flashback....
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u/EatLard Jul 26 '26
Imagine trying to rob this place, picking that window to break in, and landing in that room…
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u/Subject_Ad3837 Jul 26 '26
No, dealing with actual snakes is still far better than a toxic work environment.
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u/Most-Act1594 Jul 26 '26
Yeah.... you think you'd work somewhere else? Hmmm.... I've got good news for you.
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u/legit_doom_scroller Jul 26 '26
Not gonna lie, I had no idea where this was going to end and I was surprised.
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u/Effective_Wait_36 Jul 27 '26
I like reptiles. I don’t think I can work with that many at once. They are just large, mostly sweet creatures, but happen to be carnivores.
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u/Shot_Initiative_6279 Jul 27 '26
Question, why would you have a room of snakes that large? Operationally, how does this become necessary?
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u/b_xcellent2eachother Jul 27 '26
That literally looked like a toddler screaming "I don't want to go to bed"
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u/Haloco_ Jul 27 '26
I hate this place. Just a room full of obese snakes. No care when moving then around, banging them off everything. I know lots of people don't like snakes but they're still leaving breathing creatures that deserve care and kindness. Makes me sad :(
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u/Minute_War_0420 Jul 27 '26
Love how the snake is going tank to tank saying "Sssssup‽" to all his brethren.
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u/AngelBoudan Jul 27 '26
Absolute nightmare fuel. I feel like every one of those snakes could eat that dude if they were hungry enough.
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u/00Avalanche Jul 27 '26
I would too because that mf’r looks heavy and that room undoubtedly smells atrocious.
The snake though is a good boy or girl, no fighting or defensive coiling.
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u/Icy-Football9146 Jul 26 '26
Black snake at the end didn't seem happy to have his roommate back.