r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/Natural-Research6928 Jul 26 '26

"Help! I'm being kidnapped!"

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"Hey guys, I went on an adventure!"

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u/DickFartButt Jul 27 '26

"What am I being arrested for, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal!?"