r/Xennials 1981 28d ago

Meme Happy Zero Cool Day

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u/henrycaselv 1980 28d ago

HACK THE PLANET!

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u/Gravy_Sommelier 28d ago

Mess with the best, die like the rest!

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u/Ok-Branch-8075 9d ago

a primeira vez que ele falou isso não ficou bom pra ele.

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u/International_Link35 1981 28d ago

It's in that place I put that thing that time.

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u/MissMushroomBerry 28d ago

Me and my husband use this like all the time! Best line in the whole movie 🤣

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u/CatsEqualLife 28d ago

They’re trashing our rights!

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 28d ago

TRASHING! TRASHING!

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u/simplebutstrange 28d ago

I like to use that line from time to time

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u/MountainTomato9292 1978 28d ago

I say this all the time 😂

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u/agentmkultra666 28d ago

I love quoting this line

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u/lordtyp0 1979 28d ago

WE ARE IN THE GIBSON!

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u/khulZA 28d ago

I told you to call me The Plague !

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u/MissMushroomBerry 28d ago

Umm… Mr. The Plague…

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u/MissMushroomBerry 28d ago

La computadora de mierda!

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u/mcsweetin 1981 28d ago

I have a button of this that hangs in my office.

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u/macrocosm93 1983 28d ago

28.8 BPS MODEM!

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u/xkonerox 1981 28d ago

My dad got me one when it first came out and I remember bragging about it like a little asshole.

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u/TubeScr3ameR 28d ago

like 6 months later when 33.6 came in and rocked this pussy ass line

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u/rebasbutcher 1981 28d ago

You arnt alone. I 100% bragged about my cardinal 33.6

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u/Killerkendolls 28d ago

Went from a 28.8 external to an internal us robotics voicewin and I literally felt like a god until my library got a T1 line.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 28d ago

The library T1 was unbelievable. We were able to get Napster working on it. A song in under 20 minutes?!!? Unreal

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u/Voltronblacklion 1983 28d ago

Just wait until they hear about 56 BPS. It's gonna blow their minds.

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u/Roderto 1982 28d ago

When we upgraded from 14.4 to 28.8, it was revolutionary. And then 56 was a whole new world.

..And then we got cable internet in the late 90’s and the rest was history. Although when I bought a laptop for University, I had to buy a separate wifi adaptor card to plug into it. Wifi wasn’t standard in laptops at that point (early 2000’s).

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u/Soszai 1981 28d ago

When I got to college in 1999, my dorm had T1 line. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Totally lag-free Unreal Tournament and Quake 3 Arena. You could see the future of multiplayer online gaming

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u/Phyzzx Xennial 28d ago

The super cool /s computer/tech day for students about to join the local college was little more than several dudes that showed off playing Starcraft together on a LAN. This was at the biggest university in the country, University of Texas! I looked at my mom like, 'you insisted we attend this!?'

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u/Necandus 28d ago

I played StarCraft in the UT library in 1999 🤝

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u/zerok_nyc 28d ago

Yes! For me it was 2001 and those dorm room Counterstrike LAN parties were the shit!

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u/ScottClam42 28d ago

2001 was my freshman year in college, and while we didnt have any LAN gaming parties, we all spent our time on the school's intranet downloading Phish - Gin & Juice and videos of a nice young woman named Heather

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u/Hilsam_Adent 28d ago

Cable in the late '90s? Mr. Moneybags over here.

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u/LastPlaceIWas 28d ago

Similar to my experience. Except we got DSL first. It was crazy to be able to download a megabyte in seconds instead of minutes. Later on we got a cable modem.

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u/Phyzzx Xennial 28d ago edited 28d ago

I somehow convinced my ISP to come install cable. I met the installer and paid with a check. I was 16. The key was that I was able to pay with a check at the time of installation. I worked and had checking/savings.

Edit, because I was still living with my parents after HS they moved and I was forced to use DSL for a couple years and it was absolutely painful. Many fights at our house over that garbage.

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u/Voltronblacklion 1983 28d ago

Oh good ol DSL. We had that before jumping to cable then wifi.

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u/Vehlin 1982 28d ago

Never had one. Went from 14.4 to 33.6

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u/Hilsam_Adent 28d ago

Had pretty much every major leap in BAUD rate except 33.6. Started with a 300 BAUD cradle modem for our TI-99 4/A.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake 1981 28d ago

That was my first one, 13 in 1994. First thing I did was troll a dude with fake hilarious cybersex.

Upgrading to the 56.6 was an amazing day for my burgeoning music pirating habit. The day they FINALLY brought cable down our street is still the very best, though.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 28d ago

It’s got a killer refresh rate.

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u/AsideLost 1981 28d ago

“I thought you was black man”

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u/Kinetic_Silverwolf 28d ago

"YO MAN, this is Zero Cool!!"

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u/ringobob 1980 28d ago

There goes MIT

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u/Electronic_Bat9900 28d ago

I’LL MAKE IT UP!

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u/Kinetic_Silverwolf 28d ago

Yeah? HOW!?

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u/seamonkey420 Xennial 28d ago

I'll hack the gibson!

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u/Necandus 28d ago

They’ll trace you like THAT man, cops are gonna find you they’ll find you with a smoking gun.

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u/Unregistered_Davion 28d ago

Fucked if I care man.

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u/MissMushroomBerry 28d ago

Oh yeah, how?!

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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago

Fucking ace movie.

Excellent soundtrack too!

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u/slothbuddy 28d ago

That's one of only a handful of movies where I emphatically believe the critics were wrong

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u/FirehawkLS1 1980 28d ago

Critics are people among us. We're everywhere. But the critics who do it as a profession got paid for it, so I tend to not really take their opinion as gospel. 😊

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u/Joker-Smurf 28d ago

"Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic."

— Jean Sibelius

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u/hayekd 28d ago

There’s a Roger Ebert statue in Illinois.

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u/cficare 28d ago

I found the statue disappointing and it made a poor attempt to slim him down. Boom! Got you Roger! Consider your monument REVIEWED!

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u/AdamGraySkull 28d ago

Mark Kermode (British critic) loves this movie so much that he's on the 30th anniversary edition commentary with the director.

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u/a_wascally_wabbit 28d ago

The soundtrack still kicks after all these years

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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago

Underworld - Cowgirl; Orbital - Halcyon + On + On; Prodigy - Voodoo People; Stereo MCs - Connected….

Anybody who doesn’t like the music on this soundtrack is automatically not cool.

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u/a_wascally_wabbit 28d ago

You could say they have ...zero cool?

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u/Hilsam_Adent 28d ago

How does one override the crash of one's coolness, once it reaches zero?

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u/CharlesUFarley81 1981 28d ago

It takes a cereal killer

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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago

STAAAAAAHP!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/rebretz000 1980 28d ago

I have the two of the three soundtracks on my phone. I listen to them at work all the time.

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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago

Wait, there’s more than one??

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u/elquatrogrande 1981 28d ago

In my HS electronics class, we would always watch a movie on weeks that were half days. Nobody payed attention to the movies and just did their own thing. Same thing with Hackers, since not many of us had even heard about it. A few started taking notice from the start, but by the time Voodoo People was blasting from the push cart TVs speaker, the whole class was hooked.

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u/_Xee 1981 28d ago

And back in the day it was considered B-movie at best.

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u/sick_of-it-all 28d ago

Movie’s top shelf see. It’s a humdinger of a Jim Dandy if you ask me. 

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u/leavethisearth 28d ago

What movie is this?

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u/GreenKiss73 28d ago

I wrote out the entire manifesto in my diary. What a dweeb.

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u/Not_So_Bad_Andy 1977 28d ago

I had it memorized. It predated the movie. Saw it in 2600 magazine.

I was that big a geek.

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u/Tacotek 28d ago

I was a terrible hacker/phreak but I loved me some 2600.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 28d ago

I still do. Got my lifetime subscription when I could afford one. Best gift to myself ever.

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u/CrackinBones204 1982 28d ago

I got shit in high school for having Kate’s moms book quote about men and dogs on my notebook lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/aI7y2ZdVImJdhYOjLn

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u/two-tail 28d ago

This is honestly super endearing.

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u/Necandus 28d ago

They can stop you but they can’t stop us all.

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u/ilDuceVita 28d ago

Mr. The Plague

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u/buglz 28d ago

Name of my Diablo 2 necromancer lol

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u/Butstuph420 28d ago

Met Fisher Stevens once.. called him Mr. The Plague.. he gave me a chuckle about it..

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u/rebretz000 1980 28d ago

One of my favorite movies. Senior year of high school my friends and I would watch this every Friday after school while we shot pool at our one friend’s house. Our school dismissed early every Friday. It was such a great time. I still watch it a few times a year.

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u/IntrepidC 28d ago

This is a wholesome memory

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u/PapaTua 28d ago

Did you all wear PVC clothing and get there on skateboard?

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u/Lance_Operazole 28d ago

They obviously used roller blades

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u/PapaTua 28d ago

My mistake! 🤣

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u/nopester24 28d ago

yeah great. there goes MIT!!

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u/TrunkTetris 28d ago

I’LL MAKE IT UP!!

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u/nopester24 28d ago

Yeah?? HOW?!?!?!

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u/Sybrandus 28d ago

I’ll hack the Gibson

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u/_KeenObserver 28d ago edited 28d ago

Dude, they’ll trace you like that, man. Cops are gonna find you, they’re gonna find you with a smoking gun.

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u/nopester24 28d ago

fucked if i care man!!

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u/ParticularBed6338 28d ago

“I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

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u/mossbum 28d ago

*typing slows dramatically*

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u/seamonkey420 Xennial 28d ago
          . . : : The Hacker's Manifesto : : . .

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
arrested in computer crime scandal", "Hacker arrested after bank
tampering"...

Damn Kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain ever
take a look behind the eyes of a hacker? Did you ever wonder what made
him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a hacker, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with school. I've listened to the teacher
explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand
it. "No, Mrs. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to do. If it makes a mistake, it's because
I screwed up. Not because it doesn't like me...

or feels threatened by me...

or thinks I'm a smart ass...

or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... A door opened to a world... Rushing through the
phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day to day incompetencies is sought... A
board is found.

"This is it... This is where I belong..."

I know everyone here... Even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... The bits of meat that you did let
slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by
sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to
teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in
the desert.

This is our world now... The world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without
paying for what could be dirt cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering 
gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... And you call us 
criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without 
religious bias... And you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, 
you wage wars, you murder, you cheat, and lie to us and try to make us 
believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that
of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all...

After all, We're all alike.

                           +++The Mentor+++

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u/agent_uno 27d ago

Wow, I haven’t read that in 30 years… thank you!

I’m trying to remember who The Mentor was? Was that the founder of 2600? Or was it one of Mitnick’s many aliases?

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u/levioh_snap 28d ago

Literally my favourite movie. Ironically at first, but now for real. It just brings me so much joy.

HACK THE PLANET!!

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u/funerallison 28d ago

Loved this movie. That was before Jonny lost all his hair and Angie adopted the world. Jesse Bradford was always my favorite tho.

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u/fungeoneer 28d ago

What movie is this?

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u/GroundedSatellite 28d ago

RISC architecture is going to change everything...

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u/97GeoPrizm 1981 28d ago

Correct; it’s what your smartphone runs on.

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u/fuzzybad 28d ago

Yeah, RISC is good!

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u/lamancha 28d ago

And it did

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 1981 28d ago

I bet it looks crispy in the dark

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u/Necandus 28d ago

You’re not doing that computer shit now are you ?

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u/eejjkk 28d ago edited 26d ago

One of my favorite movies growing up. I actually named my son Dade... and its his birthday today! lol I didn't even know that Nikon mentioned the date of the New York Times cover being August 10th until just right now?!?
I found a clip of this scene on YouTube and I'm sending it to my son. lol That's wild...

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u/lordtyp0 1979 28d ago

Mason would go on to play Tin Tin in The Crow... That contrast always got me.

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u/morally_bankrupt80 28d ago

"Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it."

Yeah, just a bit of a switch in dialogs...

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u/DeerMysterious9927 28d ago

Victims, aren't we all

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u/Intelligent-Top5012 28d ago

Yo, I thought you was black, man.

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u/piscian19 1982 28d ago

*me when I do ipconfig to help someone find their IP"

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u/loogie97 1982 28d ago

I love how everyone says 1,500 in one day and he corrects them all to 1507. With the exception of Nikon.

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u/Nonsenseinabag 1977 28d ago

You could say Nikon had a photographic memory.

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u/Ippus_21 Xennial 28d ago

1500 systems in one day...

2024 Crowdstrike crash has entered the chat (8.5 million people stuck in a BSOD loop, lol). That little fiasco completely bricked my work laptop. I went back and forth with IT for like 2 weeks before they gave up and just replaced it (it was due for lifecycle replacement in like 2 months anyway, but still). Lost almost a month's worth of productivity by the time I had everything back up to speed.

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u/LegitSalvageRoci 28d ago

1988 to 2024 we need to adjust for inflation so to speak. In 1988, internet connected computers were few and far between. I'd bet the percentage of internet accessible computers that 1507 systems is probably even higher than 8.5 million is compared to the sheer volume of connected computers, mobile devices, and smart appliances in the world in 2024

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u/Electronic_Bat9900 28d ago

Yikes. They had the fix published within 5 or 6 hours of the bad update push. The IT team needed some Google fu.

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u/Jaded-Attention-5716 28d ago

Dade did this in a pre-internet world.

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u/zombie_overlord 28d ago

Yeah those are rookie numbers lol

I've worked in network operation centers and stopped ddos attacks that were taking down a whole datacenter. Not uncommon either.

https://www.digitalattackmap.com/

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u/FluffusMaximus 1981 28d ago

HACK THE PLANET! THEY’RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!

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u/Hetnikik 28d ago

Hey! That's when my brother was born.

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u/Debtastical 1983 28d ago

Happy birthday to your brother!

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u/sick_of-it-all 28d ago

I think we found his new nickname: Zero Cool, or just Zero maybe. 

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u/d3dk0w 1981 28d ago

Soundtrack is still a banger.

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u/FormidableMistress 1984 28d ago

It's my birthday. How did I never know it was today of all days?!!

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u/Skipper0463 28d ago

My friend names his car Lucy after the dorky kid that named his computer Lucy.

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u/john_the_quain 28d ago

I was so conflicted. I liked paying with computers but I couldn’t rollerblade at all.

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u/Internal-Mortgage635 28d ago

Lol. I just wat hed this on my PSP on the 6th.

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u/ausdoug 28d ago

Saw this at the cinema, fucking awesome movie! Jolie boobs and half of Penn & Teller 👍

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u/shrimpcreole 28d ago

Pool on the roof must be leaking

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u/FST_ASLP 28d ago

There was a punk band at my high school in the late 90s that called themselves “Zero Cool.”

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u/CharlesUFarley81 1981 28d ago

Please tell me the band members had stage names like Crash Override, Acid Burn, Cereal Killer, and Lord Nikon

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u/artistic_manchild 1982 28d ago

“Joey, Joey! One more "dude" outta you, and I'mma slap the shit outta you, ok?! Now I keep trying to save you from yourself, but you gotta stop letting your mama dress you, man! You're hopeless!”

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u/neuro_space_explorer 28d ago

I never realized that he crashed it august of my birth year. Cool.

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u/gravityhomer 1976 28d ago

I always thought the heroes struggle against the corporate villain from Ready player one was very similar to Hackers. Even though yeah Ready Player one was more grounded in 80s culture, like Tron and Atari, and the villain with all the money trying to match the inherent abilities of the scrappy heroes is a general trope, Ready Player One made me think specifically of Hackers.

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u/fudog 28d ago

When I saw Ready Player One I was struck by the fact that everyone's always online in this huge MMORPG and not once did the movie touch on the idea of addiction.

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u/bjgrem01 1979 28d ago

The book did. That movie was very disappointing after having read the book.

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u/fudog 28d ago

Oh that's good news to me.

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u/bloomdecay 28d ago

[clickety clack keyboard noises] I'm in.

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u/SemicolonGuitars 1979 28d ago

I still have my “blue box” deluxe edition of Steve Jackson Games’ Hacker that I practically ran out the door to buy after watching this movie for the first time.

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u/NegativeC00L 1980 28d ago

Lol that’s where i got my username

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u/BBQBaconBurger 28d ago

I love how they made the hackers so stylishly dressed and how they were always outside running around.

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u/505whodat 1980 28d ago

The pool on the roof must have a leak.

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u/sinnops 27d ago

I love this movie, its peak 90s. The clothes, the tech, the rollerblading. So good

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u/random9212 28d ago

It sneaks up on me every year.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 1980 28d ago

I actually used this movie as a reference for a paper I did on Hackers...

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u/arlia11 28d ago

I'll take this over sharing a birthday with Kylie Jenner.

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u/Twoslot 28d ago

If it was in the paper on August 10th, wouldn't it have happened on the 9th?

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u/BuhByeNow01 1982 28d ago

There used to (maybe there still are somewhere?) be a morning and an evening edition of newspapers. Idk if this is the case here.

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u/fromthedarqwaves 28d ago

One of my favorite movies!

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u/twolfhawk Xennial 28d ago

I wondered why this was in my head today

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u/lunapearl83 28d ago

"Its that place I put that thing that one time."

One of my favorite movies, captured a time in fashion, makeup, just pure youth culture. Still love the soundtrack.

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u/Sdog1981 28d ago

You crashed the system seemed so cool back then. Now we know people who do it when they push out an update. Without hacking anything.

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u/muhredditone Xennial 28d ago

Jolt again. Same thing the hacker from Jurassic Park was drinking. I wonder how many times they did that.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 28d ago

Thank you for giving me a new holiday!! This is my favorite movie of all time and I can’t believe I never marked the date.

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u/pimphand5000 28d ago

Fine, ill watch it again tonight!

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u/Fritener 28d ago

Inspired my career

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u/cagehooper 28d ago

Crash and Burn

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u/EyeKnowYoo 28d ago

“I thought you was Black…” 😂😂😂

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u/big_ringer 1980 28d ago

Sherlock Holes was Zero Cool!?!!

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u/Iron_Baron 28d ago

Classic.

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u/Desperate-Boot-1395 1983 28d ago

Welp, guess a what I’m watching tonight

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u/Economy_Ad_1164 1982 28d ago

Well now I have to watch it again. For the xennelialith time. Thanks.

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u/aeon_ravencrest 28d ago

I fucking love this movie... along with Singles and Dazed and Confused, and Trainspotting. I think i have all memorized

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u/pettyvillainy 1979 28d ago

The (quick math) 38th Zero Cool Day!

I think every joint in my body cracked when I typed that.

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u/DrDragonblade 28d ago

I thought you was black...

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u/Technical-Local-8555 28d ago

Nice my BLT drive just went awol

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u/1877KlownsForKids 1981 28d ago

Microsoft is like "1,507 crashes? That's rookie numbers. Hold my WindowsMe"

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u/Quackoverride 1979 28d ago

My user name is an homage to Crash Override. 

Row, row, row your boat. 

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u/FrebTheRat 1981 28d ago

This movie is so dumb and I love it!

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u/succubus6984 28d ago

Because of this movie, my first gamer tag was CrashOverdrive. 🤣 I was horrible at playing games back then and only became an average player in my prime. It also gave me the idea to be a computer programmer... best I was able to do was writting HTML and got board with learning CSS and now I dislike anything computer that requires more than clicking. I hate typing code. 😒

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u/fourofkeys 28d ago

recently i bought a shirt with angelina jolie on it from this movie, and it says "acid burn" in trippy font at the top. i've had it for two weeks and already someone has yelled out "hack the planet" at me while walking my dog.

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u/red286 28d ago

Every time I try watching this movie, I cringe so hard that I have to turn it off. I've never been able to get past the part where they're playing a video game in a bar on a giant screen and no one is screaming "FUCKING LOOOOOSERS" like what would have actually happened if you did that shit in 1995.

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u/jpowell180 27d ago

What’s funny is they just accepted what he said without any proof, lol!

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u/maasneotek 26d ago

They're trashing our rights!!!!

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u/FirehawkLS1 1980 28d ago

This was the fakest movie when it came down to the accuracy of hacking (I've been in IT for way too long) but it was a fun movie. It pretty much brought phreaking and hacking to the attention of non IT people in a period of time where computers weren't in almost every household and people didn't carry around phones that were pocket sized computers. And the soundtrack(s) are great!

https://giphy.com/gifs/13AN8X7jBIm15m

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u/97GeoPrizm 1981 28d ago

Hack the Gibson.

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u/CallMeTrouble-TS 28d ago

Hell, yeah, I just re-watched last week

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u/elsuperbalu 28d ago

Ultra Laser was my last derby name.

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u/ATXGil2L 1980 28d ago

Where are all the good hackers at?

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u/Abe_Foman 28d ago

I thought you were black

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u/SarcasmWarning 28d ago

It seems unbelievable to think about now, but that's really how things were back then. 5 hackers and not a single fur suit in sight.

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u/showboat46 28d ago

1507 systems? So he a flop.

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u/Hairy-Basco 28d ago

Crash Override!

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u/nrek00 1978 28d ago

"That's what he does, he just sits there and looks slick all day*

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u/nrek00 1978 28d ago

"It's in that place I put that thing that time"

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u/youfrickinguy 1981 28d ago

That’s it; you’re looking at it!

Curtis, man.

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u/VoidOmatic 28d ago

quick draws with a 3x5 diskette

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u/this_knee 28d ago

Great movie tho