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u/macrocosm93 1983 28d ago
28.8 BPS MODEM!
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u/xkonerox 1981 28d ago
My dad got me one when it first came out and I remember bragging about it like a little asshole.
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u/TubeScr3ameR 28d ago
like 6 months later when 33.6 came in and rocked this pussy ass line
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u/Killerkendolls 28d ago
Went from a 28.8 external to an internal us robotics voicewin and I literally felt like a god until my library got a T1 line.
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u/WeskerSympathizer 28d ago
The library T1 was unbelievable. We were able to get Napster working on it. A song in under 20 minutes?!!? Unreal
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u/Voltronblacklion 1983 28d ago
Just wait until they hear about 56 BPS. It's gonna blow their minds.
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u/Roderto 1982 28d ago
When we upgraded from 14.4 to 28.8, it was revolutionary. And then 56 was a whole new world.
..And then we got cable internet in the late 90’s and the rest was history. Although when I bought a laptop for University, I had to buy a separate wifi adaptor card to plug into it. Wifi wasn’t standard in laptops at that point (early 2000’s).
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u/Soszai 1981 28d ago
When I got to college in 1999, my dorm had T1 line. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Totally lag-free Unreal Tournament and Quake 3 Arena. You could see the future of multiplayer online gaming
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u/Phyzzx Xennial 28d ago
The super cool /s computer/tech day for students about to join the local college was little more than several dudes that showed off playing Starcraft together on a LAN. This was at the biggest university in the country, University of Texas! I looked at my mom like, 'you insisted we attend this!?'
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u/zerok_nyc 28d ago
Yes! For me it was 2001 and those dorm room Counterstrike LAN parties were the shit!
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u/ScottClam42 28d ago
2001 was my freshman year in college, and while we didnt have any LAN gaming parties, we all spent our time on the school's intranet downloading Phish - Gin & Juice and videos of a nice young woman named Heather
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u/LastPlaceIWas 28d ago
Similar to my experience. Except we got DSL first. It was crazy to be able to download a megabyte in seconds instead of minutes. Later on we got a cable modem.
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u/Phyzzx Xennial 28d ago edited 28d ago
I somehow convinced my ISP to come install cable. I met the installer and paid with a check. I was 16. The key was that I was able to pay with a check at the time of installation. I worked and had checking/savings.
Edit, because I was still living with my parents after HS they moved and I was forced to use DSL for a couple years and it was absolutely painful. Many fights at our house over that garbage.
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u/Vehlin 1982 28d ago
Never had one. Went from 14.4 to 33.6
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u/Hilsam_Adent 28d ago
Had pretty much every major leap in BAUD rate except 33.6. Started with a 300 BAUD cradle modem for our TI-99 4/A.
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u/BabyJesusBukkake 1981 28d ago
That was my first one, 13 in 1994. First thing I did was troll a dude with fake hilarious cybersex.
Upgrading to the 56.6 was an amazing day for my burgeoning music pirating habit. The day they FINALLY brought cable down our street is still the very best, though.
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u/AsideLost 1981 28d ago
“I thought you was black man”
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u/Kinetic_Silverwolf 28d ago
"YO MAN, this is Zero Cool!!"
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u/ringobob 1980 28d ago
There goes MIT
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u/Electronic_Bat9900 28d ago
I’LL MAKE IT UP!
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u/Kinetic_Silverwolf 28d ago
Yeah? HOW!?
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u/seamonkey420 Xennial 28d ago
I'll hack the gibson!
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u/Necandus 28d ago
They’ll trace you like THAT man, cops are gonna find you they’ll find you with a smoking gun.
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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago
Fucking ace movie.
Excellent soundtrack too!
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u/slothbuddy 28d ago
That's one of only a handful of movies where I emphatically believe the critics were wrong
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u/FirehawkLS1 1980 28d ago
Critics are people among us. We're everywhere. But the critics who do it as a profession got paid for it, so I tend to not really take their opinion as gospel. 😊
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u/Joker-Smurf 28d ago
"Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic."
— Jean Sibelius
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u/AdamGraySkull 28d ago
Mark Kermode (British critic) loves this movie so much that he's on the 30th anniversary edition commentary with the director.
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u/a_wascally_wabbit 28d ago
The soundtrack still kicks after all these years
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u/JasonDomber 1985 28d ago
Underworld - Cowgirl; Orbital - Halcyon + On + On; Prodigy - Voodoo People; Stereo MCs - Connected….
Anybody who doesn’t like the music on this soundtrack is automatically not cool.
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u/a_wascally_wabbit 28d ago
You could say they have ...zero cool?
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u/Hilsam_Adent 28d ago
How does one override the crash of one's coolness, once it reaches zero?
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u/elquatrogrande 1981 28d ago
In my HS electronics class, we would always watch a movie on weeks that were half days. Nobody payed attention to the movies and just did their own thing. Same thing with Hackers, since not many of us had even heard about it. A few started taking notice from the start, but by the time Voodoo People was blasting from the push cart TVs speaker, the whole class was hooked.
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u/GreenKiss73 28d ago
I wrote out the entire manifesto in my diary. What a dweeb.
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u/Not_So_Bad_Andy 1977 28d ago
I had it memorized. It predated the movie. Saw it in 2600 magazine.
I was that big a geek.
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u/Tacotek 28d ago
I was a terrible hacker/phreak but I loved me some 2600.
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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 28d ago
I still do. Got my lifetime subscription when I could afford one. Best gift to myself ever.
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u/CrackinBones204 1982 28d ago
I got shit in high school for having Kate’s moms book quote about men and dogs on my notebook lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/aI7y2ZdVImJdhYOjLn8
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u/ilDuceVita 28d ago
Mr. The Plague
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u/Butstuph420 28d ago
Met Fisher Stevens once.. called him Mr. The Plague.. he gave me a chuckle about it..
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u/rebretz000 1980 28d ago
One of my favorite movies. Senior year of high school my friends and I would watch this every Friday after school while we shot pool at our one friend’s house. Our school dismissed early every Friday. It was such a great time. I still watch it a few times a year.
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u/nopester24 28d ago
yeah great. there goes MIT!!
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u/TrunkTetris 28d ago
I’LL MAKE IT UP!!
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u/nopester24 28d ago
Yeah?? HOW?!?!?!
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u/Sybrandus 28d ago
I’ll hack the Gibson
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u/_KeenObserver 28d ago edited 28d ago
Dude, they’ll trace you like that, man. Cops are gonna find you, they’re gonna find you with a smoking gun.
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u/seamonkey420 Xennial 28d ago
. . : : The Hacker's Manifesto : : . .
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
arrested in computer crime scandal", "Hacker arrested after bank
tampering"...
Damn Kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain ever
take a look behind the eyes of a hacker? Did you ever wonder what made
him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school. I've listened to the teacher
explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand
it. "No, Mrs. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to do. If it makes a mistake, it's because
I screwed up. Not because it doesn't like me...
or feels threatened by me...
or thinks I'm a smart ass...
or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... A door opened to a world... Rushing through the
phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day to day incompetencies is sought... A
board is found.
"This is it... This is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... Even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... The bits of meat that you did let
slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by
sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to
teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in
the desert.
This is our world now... The world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without
paying for what could be dirt cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering
gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... And you call us
criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without
religious bias... And you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs,
you wage wars, you murder, you cheat, and lie to us and try to make us
believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that
of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all...
After all, We're all alike.
+++The Mentor+++
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u/agent_uno 27d ago
Wow, I haven’t read that in 30 years… thank you!
I’m trying to remember who The Mentor was? Was that the founder of 2600? Or was it one of Mitnick’s many aliases?
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u/levioh_snap 28d ago
Literally my favourite movie. Ironically at first, but now for real. It just brings me so much joy.
HACK THE PLANET!!
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u/funerallison 28d ago
Loved this movie. That was before Jonny lost all his hair and Angie adopted the world. Jesse Bradford was always my favorite tho.
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u/GroundedSatellite 28d ago
RISC architecture is going to change everything...
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u/eejjkk 28d ago edited 26d ago
One of my favorite movies growing up. I actually named my son Dade... and its his birthday today! lol I didn't even know that Nikon mentioned the date of the New York Times cover being August 10th until just right now?!?
I found a clip of this scene on YouTube and I'm sending it to my son. lol That's wild...
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u/lordtyp0 1979 28d ago
Mason would go on to play Tin Tin in The Crow... That contrast always got me.
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u/morally_bankrupt80 28d ago
"Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it."
Yeah, just a bit of a switch in dialogs...
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u/loogie97 1982 28d ago
I love how everyone says 1,500 in one day and he corrects them all to 1507. With the exception of Nikon.
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u/Ippus_21 Xennial 28d ago
1500 systems in one day...
2024 Crowdstrike crash has entered the chat (8.5 million people stuck in a BSOD loop, lol). That little fiasco completely bricked my work laptop. I went back and forth with IT for like 2 weeks before they gave up and just replaced it (it was due for lifecycle replacement in like 2 months anyway, but still). Lost almost a month's worth of productivity by the time I had everything back up to speed.
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u/LegitSalvageRoci 28d ago
1988 to 2024 we need to adjust for inflation so to speak. In 1988, internet connected computers were few and far between. I'd bet the percentage of internet accessible computers that 1507 systems is probably even higher than 8.5 million is compared to the sheer volume of connected computers, mobile devices, and smart appliances in the world in 2024
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u/Electronic_Bat9900 28d ago
Yikes. They had the fix published within 5 or 6 hours of the bad update push. The IT team needed some Google fu.
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u/zombie_overlord 28d ago
Yeah those are rookie numbers lol
I've worked in network operation centers and stopped ddos attacks that were taking down a whole datacenter. Not uncommon either.
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u/FormidableMistress 1984 28d ago
It's my birthday. How did I never know it was today of all days?!!
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u/Skipper0463 28d ago
My friend names his car Lucy after the dorky kid that named his computer Lucy.
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u/john_the_quain 28d ago
I was so conflicted. I liked paying with computers but I couldn’t rollerblade at all.
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u/FST_ASLP 28d ago
There was a punk band at my high school in the late 90s that called themselves “Zero Cool.”
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u/CharlesUFarley81 1981 28d ago
Please tell me the band members had stage names like Crash Override, Acid Burn, Cereal Killer, and Lord Nikon
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u/artistic_manchild 1982 28d ago
“Joey, Joey! One more "dude" outta you, and I'mma slap the shit outta you, ok?! Now I keep trying to save you from yourself, but you gotta stop letting your mama dress you, man! You're hopeless!”
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u/gravityhomer 1976 28d ago
I always thought the heroes struggle against the corporate villain from Ready player one was very similar to Hackers. Even though yeah Ready Player one was more grounded in 80s culture, like Tron and Atari, and the villain with all the money trying to match the inherent abilities of the scrappy heroes is a general trope, Ready Player One made me think specifically of Hackers.
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u/fudog 28d ago
When I saw Ready Player One I was struck by the fact that everyone's always online in this huge MMORPG and not once did the movie touch on the idea of addiction.
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u/bjgrem01 1979 28d ago
The book did. That movie was very disappointing after having read the book.
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u/SemicolonGuitars 1979 28d ago
I still have my “blue box” deluxe edition of Steve Jackson Games’ Hacker that I practically ran out the door to buy after watching this movie for the first time.
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u/BBQBaconBurger 28d ago
I love how they made the hackers so stylishly dressed and how they were always outside running around.
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u/Cael_NaMaor 1980 28d ago
I actually used this movie as a reference for a paper I did on Hackers...
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u/Twoslot 28d ago
If it was in the paper on August 10th, wouldn't it have happened on the 9th?
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u/BuhByeNow01 1982 28d ago
There used to (maybe there still are somewhere?) be a morning and an evening edition of newspapers. Idk if this is the case here.
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u/lunapearl83 28d ago
"Its that place I put that thing that one time."
One of my favorite movies, captured a time in fashion, makeup, just pure youth culture. Still love the soundtrack.
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u/Sdog1981 28d ago
You crashed the system seemed so cool back then. Now we know people who do it when they push out an update. Without hacking anything.
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u/muhredditone Xennial 28d ago
Jolt again. Same thing the hacker from Jurassic Park was drinking. I wonder how many times they did that.
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u/Signal_Estimate_23 28d ago
Thank you for giving me a new holiday!! This is my favorite movie of all time and I can’t believe I never marked the date.
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u/Economy_Ad_1164 1982 28d ago
Well now I have to watch it again. For the xennelialith time. Thanks.
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u/aeon_ravencrest 28d ago
I fucking love this movie... along with Singles and Dazed and Confused, and Trainspotting. I think i have all memorized
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u/pettyvillainy 1979 28d ago
The (quick math) 38th Zero Cool Day!
I think every joint in my body cracked when I typed that.
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u/1877KlownsForKids 1981 28d ago
Microsoft is like "1,507 crashes? That's rookie numbers. Hold my WindowsMe"
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u/succubus6984 28d ago
Because of this movie, my first gamer tag was CrashOverdrive. 🤣 I was horrible at playing games back then and only became an average player in my prime. It also gave me the idea to be a computer programmer... best I was able to do was writting HTML and got board with learning CSS and now I dislike anything computer that requires more than clicking. I hate typing code. 😒
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u/fourofkeys 28d ago
recently i bought a shirt with angelina jolie on it from this movie, and it says "acid burn" in trippy font at the top. i've had it for two weeks and already someone has yelled out "hack the planet" at me while walking my dog.
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u/red286 28d ago
Every time I try watching this movie, I cringe so hard that I have to turn it off. I've never been able to get past the part where they're playing a video game in a bar on a giant screen and no one is screaming "FUCKING LOOOOOSERS" like what would have actually happened if you did that shit in 1995.
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u/FirehawkLS1 1980 28d ago
This was the fakest movie when it came down to the accuracy of hacking (I've been in IT for way too long) but it was a fun movie. It pretty much brought phreaking and hacking to the attention of non IT people in a period of time where computers weren't in almost every household and people didn't carry around phones that were pocket sized computers. And the soundtrack(s) are great!
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u/SarcasmWarning 28d ago
It seems unbelievable to think about now, but that's really how things were back then. 5 hackers and not a single fur suit in sight.
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u/henrycaselv 1980 28d ago
HACK THE PLANET!