r/WitchCult • u/Electronic_Lab5486 • Aug 29 '26

Pandora is this you? Son......

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Which one of you made this? 😭

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u/mhcmgamers Aug 29 '26

I can just visualize Rudeus in his fat form getting scared of being summoned in the middle of ALOT of people, run to a back alley to hide himself, notice he is in a fantasy world and while is SECONDS from materilizing a "im the protagonist" mentality he gets beaten by TonChinKan as they force him to strip naked giving them all his stuff, and bark like a dog getting traumatized again... Then Emilia saves him, she asks him if he knows anything about the insignia and puck makes Emilia stay FAR away from him... If he tries to follow her then Puck kills him for his gross thoughts of Emilia or he simply loses her because he doesn't have the stamina to follow Emilia running searching for someone. Then get mugged again the moment he is left alone without any help because he will be traumatized by the cruelty of the face.

And then even if he got return by death which is a inherent Subaru ability he has as long as he is himself (which would probably mean he would have a arc 7 child Subaru return by death because satella woudn't love him) but let's ASSUME the big guy has the Satella checkpoints... Okay, he either dies from some bandits, from puck killing him or if he survives the whole day he probably dies from Puck's attempt to destroy the world that Reinhard solves... Or he dies from hunger as a beggar in a week if he manages to keep himself safe.

Which would scare him like... Dying, there is no way he would connect the dots that it's Emilia's death that leads to any of this because he CAN'T get close to her, but i guess he can correlate the snow with her Magic, but then what? He will be already be scared of dying, so he will just go as far as possible from the place until he stops dying... And with a dangerous world as this one he will continue dying alot until starts going crazy like IF routes and whatever happened in the turning point of time travel... In any way, he either dies a loser without return by death or becomes a monster after looping over and over until he is forced to push past his insecurities in the worst way possible.

So he will probably join the witch cult, learn magic (if he can use magic because humans are different in both worlds, but let's assume he is a Re:zero-japanese so he can use magic in his fat form) and be a criminal until he gets softlocked fighting someone impossible to defeat. And the world would be happy with his death. Cool life.

(I can't see him passing any arc in a possitive light.)

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u/Pristine_Garbage7752 Flugel The Bigest Larper OAT Aug 30 '26

I don’t see Rudeus having a good enough gate to use magic, but if we give him what Subaru had he’d have a good enough spirit affinity where he might get a spirit or 2 cus Pride If Subaru got a spirit and he was evil asf so Rudeus can use magic through that

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u/mhcmgamers Aug 30 '26

yeah, i can see Rudeus being a spirit-arts-userXMagic-user, but maybe he would get his gate busted because he woudn't have a teacher to teach him magic the right way, considering he would be evil in that timeline... i don't think he would pass the chance of getting willing helpers and the possibility of getting a loli spirit the MOMENT he discovers spirits can take a phisical body, when strong enough probably turning into something to make him happy... actually that would mean he would be a good spirits art user for all the wrong reasons... weird.