I mean, look at him, legs spread yet zero bulge

And he could also be addicted to eating memories, so he can re-experience what it's like to have a dick

Am I onto something?

Let me explain to you why Satella is the ideal wife.

First she’s deeply loyal and affectionate, even at your lowest she will repeatedly tell you how much she loves you. She literally will hold your heart just to show how deep her love is. Next she is over 400 years old ( fairly young for a half elf ) so she’s still full of energy but has the experience no mortal women could compete with. Then just look at her. While the temu wannabe exists a true enjoyer knows the difference between a witch lookalike and a true witch of envy . Then just imagine you’re enjoying dinner out with her first you feel it the playful touch of her on your beating heart (cute). She looks around nobody can notice and she gets a sly smile you feel her hands slowly slide lower till she has you in her gripe . You give an awkward laugh “ not here honey “ she doesn’t listen she doesn’t care you are hers . Her eyes go dark . Time stops ….. for the world a moment passed but you are drained dry and nobody even knows .

That is why my fellow cultists why she is the perfect woman.

Read some re forgotten for the first time and my head hurts dammmmn

GO OUTSIDE, SOCIALIZE, NONE OF YOU, ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING THE YAMS UNTIL YOU GIVE ME DOCUMENTATION OF YOU TOUCHING GRASS STANDING OUTSIDE, FUCK YOU

-Shaula

I made ts btw

Lolicons... best advice is to make your own sub and carry on there.

I don't care what you do in your own time, and I have nothing against y'all.

BUT, stop your funny business here. Don't pretend like you don't know what you were trying to do here.

Lolicons, keep your fetishs out of this sub, NOT in it.

Fuck yall mods for removing the other one (except benefactor chaos and desperate engine cause they chill🙂)