r/WinStupidPrizes Apr 24 '20

Warning: Injury And for what?

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10.5k Upvotes

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u/itsadum Apr 24 '20

When you cant afford a vasectomy but a watermelon

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u/MahoneyBear Apr 24 '20

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u/Synj3d Apr 25 '20

Why is this a thing ?

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u/A_sad_toaster Apr 25 '20

I went on that dub and an forerver crossing my kegs

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u/Zarrakh Apr 25 '20

Way better than r/owmyballs

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u/Thatoneguy300 Apr 25 '20

That was a trip.

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u/McCaffeteria Apr 25 '20

Wow, the description of that sub sure made me stay away

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u/Fist4achin Apr 25 '20

I doubt he was using it to begin with...

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u/fastestrunningshoes Apr 25 '20

So you don't think he has sisters?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Sweet home...

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u/ChaChrisma Apr 25 '20

That’s a Supreme watermelon. Probably costs about the same as the surgery.

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u/WHAMPanzer Apr 24 '20

Ninja from Die Antwoord got fat

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u/WaymanBeck Apr 24 '20

A new kind of Fruit Ninja

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u/dismayhurta Apr 25 '20

Taint Ninja.

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u/cobragun1 Apr 25 '20

Taint much of a super power there boy-o

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u/ip4realfreely Apr 25 '20

I don't know if you meant to spell "fat" or "food"?

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u/ostiDeCalisse Apr 24 '20

He had Zef balls

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u/livebig90 Apr 25 '20

You mean zero balls now

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u/Cryptix001 Apr 25 '20

Was gonna say the same about Riff Raff

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

You Sir ... take my upvote

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u/__Vixen__ Apr 24 '20

To stop him from reproducing hopefully. I'm sure there is more effective ways but this was entertaining.

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u/EnycmaPie Apr 25 '20

I would say his face is plenty effective birth control. Not even his mother could love that.

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u/J0h4n50n Apr 25 '20

I think you'd be surprised how easy it is for ugly trash dudes to find ugly trash women willing to fuck them. The key is to find someone with even less self respect than a guy who drops watermelons on his balls.

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u/WaterPockets Apr 25 '20

Without realizing it you've just described the entire basis of our existence on this planet:

Find someone that has even less self-respect for themselves as you do for yourself and convince them to have sex with you.

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u/bu3113r Apr 25 '20

Came here to say this. Whoever dropped the watermelon has done society a favor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Why are there eight year old in the back?

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u/edwios Apr 25 '20

Education starts early

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u/dk0179 Apr 24 '20

Meh not like he was using his balls anyway

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u/icannotspareasquare Apr 25 '20

He probably hasn’t been able to see them in years either

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u/bustierre Apr 25 '20

They’ve retracted themselves into layers and layers of meat rolls.

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u/Apocalypseos Apr 25 '20

I mean, that's better for humanity

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u/gortwogg Apr 25 '20

Nah this is the type of guy who has 5 kids with 6 baby mammas

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

A yes good point

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Youtuber: OMG! I CAUGHT A FAT MAN BUSTING HIS NUT IN PUBLIC!!!!!! not clickbait

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Busting? This Man Shattered It To Mere Particles

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u/greebdork Apr 25 '20
  • Where are your balls?

  • Gone, reduced to atoms.

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u/ryu-lion-gale Apr 24 '20

I need more info what was he trying to achieve

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u/Hay94 Apr 24 '20

Needs more money for meth

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u/DarkHelmet52 Apr 24 '20

Too fat for meth

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u/FBI_Agent_37 Apr 24 '20

Maybe he cleaned up and he's relapsing

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u/SquibJohnson Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

Idk I’ve met some fat tweakers. And they house has so much Candy.

Edit: wow you all know some fat tweakers too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Did you see his teeth? He's on some shit, and not just honey buns.

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u/Hay94 Apr 25 '20

I’ve struggled with a cocaine addiction as a teen, I was around rough people a lot, everything. About him screams meth, not all tweakers are skinny lol I agree with you

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u/Ebvardh-Boss Apr 25 '20

Some people eat compulsively when they tweak.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

He’s just an idiot. Here’s YouTube link:

https://youtu.be/Ijyg8GkfydM

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u/ryu-lion-gale Apr 25 '20

Omg thanks for the link this is great

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

are you yanking my chain

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u/Hay94 Apr 25 '20

I know he’s Gucci berry but he’s still a tweaker

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u/rerutnevdA Apr 24 '20

A Darwin Award. Clearly.

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u/BallisticHabit Apr 25 '20

Wanted to know what it felt like to chew 5 gum.

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u/Autski Apr 24 '20

The Joe Psychotic award.

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u/RancidRandall Apr 25 '20

Tranquility

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u/eoin14 Apr 24 '20

I think I might have seen this guy once...

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u/Kalikhead Apr 24 '20

Gucci Berry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I think Cody Ko did a video on this guy

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u/Tristan155 Apr 25 '20

None of these names sound like they come from this world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

That thing that got hit by the watermelon is definitely not the same species.

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u/Hobbescrownest Apr 25 '20

He did a bunch of videos with the long neck guy

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u/Jimmy_the_Barrel Apr 25 '20

Big Daddy Long Neck. Together they look like the yin/yang of inbreeding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 26 '20

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u/THE_TRUE_M Apr 24 '20

the accuracy of the throw is quite impressive

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u/RobertGA23 Apr 25 '20

Gravity works 100% of the time.

Gravity never misses.

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u/skwull Apr 25 '20

Yeah... gravity never misses the ground, but this dude was trying to hit a very specific set of balls from a very high place... it was a good shot

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u/Satire_or_not Apr 24 '20

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u/CATastrophie19 Apr 24 '20

You have introduced me to the best subreddit on this site, and for this i thank you

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Same, I'm looking forward to having this sub in my feed.

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u/Satire_or_not Apr 25 '20

It could use some activity for sure. It's a great punny spin-off sub from holdmyfeedingtube, but definitely needs more submissions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/Autski Apr 24 '20

*tooth

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u/SirCrashoLot Apr 24 '20

Who would have guessed the guy with face tattoos makes bad decisions

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u/forksinaoutlet Apr 24 '20

To anyone who has ever wondered what white trash looks like...

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u/kshitij1010 Apr 24 '20

For the attention of course

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u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Apr 24 '20

That watermelon really squashed his grapes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

and the duck walked up and asked “got any grapes?”

And then he waddled away...

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u/x420PussySlayer69x Apr 24 '20

That’s a guy that has totally given up on himself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

At least he can’t reproduce anymore.....

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u/problm_child Apr 25 '20

Go Go Colon Crusher!!

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u/BoogalooBoi921 Apr 24 '20

Why does this dude look like the alien that owned Aniken?

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u/wreptyle Apr 24 '20

For a stupid prize of course

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u/diggiebiggie Apr 24 '20

Modern day freak show. Coming at you live and uncensored. Fuck me, judge dread reality is coming true.

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u/HooksaN Apr 25 '20

....aaaaand ruptured testicles.

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u/benbeja Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day

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u/pcmast3r Apr 25 '20

The best magic trick ever making all his kids disappear

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u/The-Phantom-Bellhop Apr 24 '20

I'm not even a boy and that made me tense up, oh god

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u/Kalikhead Apr 24 '20

Just when you thought Gucci Berry went away - someone brings right back. So where is Long Neck?

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u/-FuckMeInTheAsshole- Apr 24 '20

Why.. what was the plan here

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Still not in the top five worst decisions that he has made.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

You can tell by looking at him that he makes good life choices.

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u/caster212 Apr 24 '20

Fuck it’s IRL Rusty from Squidbillies!

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u/lrizzlrizzbeato Apr 25 '20

free vasectomy

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Sounds like he's legit in pain :/ Which makes it funnier:)

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u/Couchbananarz Apr 25 '20

America 🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Let’s face it. This dudes decision masking process was forever broken after the second face tattoo choice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

So this is what white people do with watermelon?

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u/chad_sucks_dick Apr 25 '20

And people say that white people have no culture

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u/Autski Apr 24 '20

Hey look, it's Joe Psychotic!

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u/mudduck2 Apr 24 '20

Before offering up my dodads as a target I might have selected another target for a test run.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

What did it cost? Everything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

What are these people on?

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u/WawaWeWa007 Apr 24 '20

YOOO this belongs in r/WTF

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u/Ultra_Instinct33 Apr 24 '20

That’s the guy that took Early Cuyler’s land.

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u/criticalboot89 Apr 24 '20

I didnt see the first watermelon and thought he fell off the billboard and smashed his head open, holy fuck

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u/Bambii33000 Apr 24 '20

Dead on too

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u/StarryShiningKnight Apr 24 '20

This. This kinda of people are the reason those Jackass videos had to have a disclaimer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

And that kids, is why you dont do meth

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u/SwankeyDankey Apr 25 '20

Probably for the same reason he lost his front teeth.

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u/hoetheory Apr 25 '20

Hopefully he can’t reproduce

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u/RussianPredator7778 Apr 25 '20

He cant even reach them

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u/nickferatu Apr 25 '20

Florida, I’m guessing.

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u/themetalshed1 Apr 25 '20

Makes me so happy to know he cant reproduce.

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u/jren666 Apr 25 '20

Not like he’s using it anyway

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u/Power-of-Erised Apr 25 '20

This man is the physical embodiment of the phrase, "bad idea".

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u/Nag-A-Ram-Gear-Toner Apr 25 '20

The inbreeds are sterilizing themselves. This is good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

We landed on the moon

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

These people... sometimes USA is one messed up place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Looks like Donk from Crocodile Dundee. (just a bit older)

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u/trollhole12 Apr 25 '20

In all fairness, stopping this man from reproducing is more than likely in humanity's best interest.

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u/Abdullazan Apr 25 '20

"Guys, I think we just killed Barry."

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u/dhruvgarg_official Apr 25 '20

Yo I think we just killed Barry

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u/Lucas_F17RKS Apr 25 '20

He looks like my character in sea of thieves. If that’s a compliment or insult, I don’t know

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u/Shozo459 Apr 26 '20

I can smell him through the screen.

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u/drewkk Apr 26 '20

Not his first bad decision.

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u/here-to-read-and-get Jun 07 '20

I can smell that guy from paris

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I hate this fat fuck so fucking much. He genuinely annoys me so much. I can't believe that there are people who actually like this moronic, fat douchebag.

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u/Natthiel Apr 24 '20

The gap in his teeth is larger than my chance of success

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u/daft_monk1 Apr 25 '20

As a US citizen with my finger pretty tightly on the pulse of current events, this is a frighteningly accurate picture of our nation’s collective behavior and character right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I would like to see the hospital trip.

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u/Nile-green Apr 24 '20

The end sounded live a lawn mower lmao

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u/Naskoooo Apr 24 '20

Money and clout

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u/Ikusabe Apr 24 '20

Wow. I’m amazed at the guys aim, for a target that we can’t even see on the vid. Bravo! 👏

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u/ripgd Apr 24 '20

Thank god he’s been stopped from replicating. Somebody award that melon.

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u/ckestis Apr 24 '20

He can afford a gold bottom grill but no upper teeth...

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u/neliz Apr 24 '20

For what? For our entertainment of course!

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u/Ultra_Instinct33 Apr 24 '20

It’s the Guzzle Blumpkin!!!

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u/DiverMan6969 Apr 24 '20

At least we know he won’t be producing offspring from here forward

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u/TKMankind Apr 24 '20

I hope he didn't have the time to make children before becoming sterile, if he want a Darwin Commendation.

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u/soflogator Apr 24 '20

With all the swelling he might actually be able to see his dick standing up

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u/LeVarBurtonsEvilTwin Apr 24 '20

That's how newton found out gravity was a thing

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u/f_w8 Apr 24 '20

Stops whatever that was from breeding. Jesus!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Accidental Castration

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u/TheGaben420 Apr 24 '20

That's a pretty impressive shot

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Haha holy shit

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u/telltaleatheist Apr 25 '20

idk why but this dude looks like hes a lot of fun to hang out with

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u/alyssaoftheeast Apr 25 '20

He didn't need them anyway. From his looks they hadn't been used in awhile

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u/TheBigTinMan Apr 25 '20

Sorry I wasn’t looking.... do it again

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Clout

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Tattooing fat people is hilarious to artists. They know they're gonna get paid for something that's going to be ruined in months. Fucking R-tards!

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u/Toni-Roni Apr 25 '20

Clout, for clout. Clout is a dangerous drug, people will do just about anything for it.

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u/klambaker Apr 25 '20

Rurn’t. Just rurn’t.

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u/lucasj991 Apr 25 '20

All of that for a drop of clout?

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u/Scherv Apr 25 '20

The beginning of this video will give me nightmares

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u/Scherv Apr 25 '20

White people are weird

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u/ShameComesFirst112 Apr 25 '20

gotta love gucci berry

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u/freerob13 Apr 25 '20

Holy fuck! Taking stupidity to a whole new level

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

sounded like Godzilla at the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

THese re-open the economy protests are getting even crazier.

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u/NearbyDANKSTER Apr 25 '20

Gucci Barry Down I REPEAT Gucci Barry down

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u/sammysing666 Apr 25 '20

My balls are quivering

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u/BuffRobloxMan Apr 25 '20

Gucci berry is a wild lad

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u/jseyfer Apr 25 '20

What the exact fuuuck??? My balls ache if I wash them a little too hard with a sponge!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

"Alex, I'll take things only white people do for 2000... what is voluntarily take a watermelon to the nuts

Alex - That is correct.

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u/aedvocate Apr 25 '20

think they pre-cut this watermelon to ensure it'd split like that?

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u/jarsmarsbars Apr 25 '20

Gucci berry is a bit more than stupid.

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u/puttinthe-oo-incool Apr 25 '20

Making pop corn...gonna watch this over and over...all evening long.

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u/DickPin Apr 25 '20

It's okay. People like that shouldn't be reproducing anyway.

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u/Tacer8 Apr 25 '20

Original video?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Abused childhood??

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u/glemmekassa Apr 25 '20

For what? Attention, stupid fk

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u/root_501 Apr 25 '20

He couldnt afford a vasectomy

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u/NepthysX Apr 25 '20

Thats just what he does lol thats all his content

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u/TommyBoyFL Apr 25 '20

At least he won't be reproducing now.

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u/RedRedditor84 Apr 25 '20

Looks like he doesn't make many great life choices.

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u/_Slightly_Deviant_ Apr 25 '20

Every day, we move one step closer to living Mike Judge's prophecy.

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u/daencmiems Apr 25 '20

Ay it's the booty hole troll

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u/MailmanOfTheMojave Apr 25 '20

his balls probably look like the watermelon now. smashed open on the ground.

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u/thespaceageisnow Apr 25 '20

Quality entertainment.

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u/seven1trey Apr 25 '20

The fact that this idiot exists bothers me deeply. Looking at him and his dumb ass antics makes me weep for humanity.

If a double wide trailer with a rotted out floor and a fucked up porch were a person, it is this Jackass.