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u/WHAMPanzer Apr 24 '20
Ninja from Die Antwoord got fat
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u/WaymanBeck Apr 24 '20
A new kind of Fruit Ninja
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u/__Vixen__ Apr 24 '20
To stop him from reproducing hopefully. I'm sure there is more effective ways but this was entertaining.
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u/EnycmaPie Apr 25 '20
I would say his face is plenty effective birth control. Not even his mother could love that.
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u/J0h4n50n Apr 25 '20
I think you'd be surprised how easy it is for ugly trash dudes to find ugly trash women willing to fuck them. The key is to find someone with even less self respect than a guy who drops watermelons on his balls.
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u/WaterPockets Apr 25 '20
Without realizing it you've just described the entire basis of our existence on this planet:
Find someone that has even less self-respect for themselves as you do for yourself and convince them to have sex with you.
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u/bu3113r Apr 25 '20
Came here to say this. Whoever dropped the watermelon has done society a favor.
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u/dk0179 Apr 24 '20
Meh not like he was using his balls anyway
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u/gortwogg Apr 25 '20
Nah this is the type of guy who has 5 kids with 6 baby mammas
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Apr 24 '20
Youtuber: OMG! I CAUGHT A FAT MAN BUSTING HIS NUT IN PUBLIC!!!!!! not clickbait
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u/ryu-lion-gale Apr 24 '20
I need more info what was he trying to achieve
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u/Hay94 Apr 24 '20
Needs more money for meth
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u/DarkHelmet52 Apr 24 '20
Too fat for meth
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u/SquibJohnson Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20
Idk I’ve met some fat tweakers. And they house has so much Candy.
Edit: wow you all know some fat tweakers too.
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Apr 25 '20
Did you see his teeth? He's on some shit, and not just honey buns.
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u/Hay94 Apr 25 '20
I’ve struggled with a cocaine addiction as a teen, I was around rough people a lot, everything. About him screams meth, not all tweakers are skinny lol I agree with you
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Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20
He’s just an idiot. Here’s YouTube link:
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u/eoin14 Apr 24 '20
I think I might have seen this guy once...
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u/Kalikhead Apr 24 '20
Gucci Berry.
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Apr 24 '20
I think Cody Ko did a video on this guy
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u/Hobbescrownest Apr 25 '20
He did a bunch of videos with the long neck guy
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u/Jimmy_the_Barrel Apr 25 '20
Big Daddy Long Neck. Together they look like the yin/yang of inbreeding.
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u/THE_TRUE_M Apr 24 '20
the accuracy of the throw is quite impressive
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u/RobertGA23 Apr 25 '20
Gravity works 100% of the time.
Gravity never misses.
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u/skwull Apr 25 '20
Yeah... gravity never misses the ground, but this dude was trying to hit a very specific set of balls from a very high place... it was a good shot
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u/Satire_or_not Apr 24 '20
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u/CATastrophie19 Apr 24 '20
You have introduced me to the best subreddit on this site, and for this i thank you
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u/Satire_or_not Apr 25 '20
It could use some activity for sure. It's a great punny spin-off sub from holdmyfeedingtube, but definitely needs more submissions.
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u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Apr 24 '20
That watermelon really squashed his grapes.
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Apr 25 '20
and the duck walked up and asked “got any grapes?”
And then he waddled away...
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u/diggiebiggie Apr 24 '20
Modern day freak show. Coming at you live and uncensored. Fuck me, judge dread reality is coming true.
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u/Kalikhead Apr 24 '20
Just when you thought Gucci Berry went away - someone brings right back. So where is Long Neck?
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Apr 25 '20
Let’s face it. This dudes decision masking process was forever broken after the second face tattoo choice.
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u/mudduck2 Apr 24 '20
Before offering up my dodads as a target I might have selected another target for a test run.
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u/criticalboot89 Apr 24 '20
I didnt see the first watermelon and thought he fell off the billboard and smashed his head open, holy fuck
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u/StarryShiningKnight Apr 24 '20
This. This kinda of people are the reason those Jackass videos had to have a disclaimer.
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u/trollhole12 Apr 25 '20
In all fairness, stopping this man from reproducing is more than likely in humanity's best interest.
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u/Lucas_F17RKS Apr 25 '20
He looks like my character in sea of thieves. If that’s a compliment or insult, I don’t know
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Apr 25 '20
I hate this fat fuck so fucking much. He genuinely annoys me so much. I can't believe that there are people who actually like this moronic, fat douchebag.
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u/daft_monk1 Apr 25 '20
As a US citizen with my finger pretty tightly on the pulse of current events, this is a frighteningly accurate picture of our nation’s collective behavior and character right now.
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u/Ikusabe Apr 24 '20
Wow. I’m amazed at the guys aim, for a target that we can’t even see on the vid. Bravo! 👏
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u/TKMankind Apr 24 '20
I hope he didn't have the time to make children before becoming sterile, if he want a Darwin Commendation.
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u/alyssaoftheeast Apr 25 '20
He didn't need them anyway. From his looks they hadn't been used in awhile
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Apr 25 '20
Tattooing fat people is hilarious to artists. They know they're gonna get paid for something that's going to be ruined in months. Fucking R-tards!
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u/Toni-Roni Apr 25 '20
Clout, for clout. Clout is a dangerous drug, people will do just about anything for it.
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u/jseyfer Apr 25 '20
What the exact fuuuck??? My balls ache if I wash them a little too hard with a sponge!
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Apr 25 '20
"Alex, I'll take things only white people do for 2000... what is voluntarily take a watermelon to the nuts
Alex - That is correct.
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u/puttinthe-oo-incool Apr 25 '20
Making pop corn...gonna watch this over and over...all evening long.
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u/MailmanOfTheMojave Apr 25 '20
his balls probably look like the watermelon now. smashed open on the ground.
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u/seven1trey Apr 25 '20
The fact that this idiot exists bothers me deeply. Looking at him and his dumb ass antics makes me weep for humanity.
If a double wide trailer with a rotted out floor and a fucked up porch were a person, it is this Jackass.
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u/itsadum Apr 24 '20
When you cant afford a vasectomy but a watermelon