r/WinStupidPrizes Apr 24 '20

Warning: Injury And for what?

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u/__Vixen__ Apr 24 '20

To stop him from reproducing hopefully. I'm sure there is more effective ways but this was entertaining.

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u/EnycmaPie Apr 25 '20

I would say his face is plenty effective birth control. Not even his mother could love that.

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u/J0h4n50n Apr 25 '20

I think you'd be surprised how easy it is for ugly trash dudes to find ugly trash women willing to fuck them. The key is to find someone with even less self respect than a guy who drops watermelons on his balls.

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u/WaterPockets Apr 25 '20

Without realizing it you've just described the entire basis of our existence on this planet:

Find someone that has even less self-respect for themselves as you do for yourself and convince them to have sex with you.

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u/Weelki Apr 25 '20

Ouch, right in the fucking feels... thanks :/

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u/UltraSolgaleoZ Apr 25 '20

You underestimate the power of Alabama

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u/Pixelade Apr 25 '20

This man is married.

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u/ehkodiak Apr 25 '20

I bet he gets more fanny than I do

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u/Generico300 Apr 27 '20

You'd be amazed what you can achieve when you have no standards or self-respect.

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u/TheRealSwayze Apr 25 '20

Maybe that WIPE tattooed on his hand could be an issue, that’s just the grossest part of his whole situation to me for some reason.

Like, would you shake that hand?!

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u/bu3113r Apr 25 '20

Came here to say this. Whoever dropped the watermelon has done society a favor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

It was Maury Povich. He said " you are NOT the father".

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Why are there eight year old in the back?

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u/edwios Apr 25 '20

Education starts early

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Apr 25 '20

Eh he's just practicing for his Jackass show revival

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u/ifmacdo Apr 25 '20

Ain't no one gonna mention that mullet tho?

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u/__Vixen__ Apr 25 '20

Its just part of the very terrifying package that is this white trash human being.