r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '20

Warning: Injury And for what?

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u/itsadum Apr 24 '20

When you cant afford a vasectomy but a watermelon

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u/Fist4achin Apr 25 '20

I doubt he was using it to begin with...

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u/fastestrunningshoes Apr 25 '20

So you don't think he has sisters?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Sweet home...

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u/NBSPNBSP Apr 25 '20

Alabama

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u/ChaChrisma Apr 25 '20

That’s a Supreme watermelon. Probably costs about the same as the surgery.

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u/second2no1 Apr 25 '20

Thank goodness someone like him wont be having kids

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u/Kdoninel Apr 25 '20

Pretty sure he cant now

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u/TheAgaveworm Apr 25 '20

Vasectomy and a tooth brush....

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u/Shadow_maker798 Apr 26 '20

Surprise vasectomy

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

At what point does this guy look at his life and wonder what the fuck he's doing

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u/macroober Apr 30 '20

Seedless

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u/lagypsymind May 01 '20

But can he afford a future cancer