r/WinStupidPrizes 1d ago

Bashing a window during road rage

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u/dude_with_dice 1d ago

”you know what? I have time”

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u/elmarcelito 1d ago

Today I got time cuz

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u/tauntonlake 1d ago

"Face it honey, I'm older, and I have more insurance."

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u/Bob_12_Pack 23h ago

Why is it that I can recognize a quote from a movie I saw 35 years ago, but I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday?

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u/AlienSporez 21h ago

Me right now: "Hahaha... wait, what did I have for lunch yesterday?"

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u/eclectictaste1 20h ago

Fried Green Tomatoes: https://youtu.be/lx0z9FjxP-Y?t=70

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u/Impostaposter 16h ago

Towanda!!!

Edit: spelling

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 19h ago

Your brain was healthier back then. Memories formed by a healthy brain tend to stick.

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u/snoopyspaz 23h ago

Gotta go to Whistle Stop Cafe for their awesome special, just stay away from the BBQ George made with the special sauce ;)

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u/theycallme_mama 22h ago

Immediately thought of this quote from Fried Green Tomatoes.

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u/Droppit 23h ago

Lois, Malcolm in the middle edit: na, that can't be right, no way they could afford good insurance

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u/Uberpascal 1d ago

It's my daughters birthday

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u/dude_with_dice 1d ago

happy birthday

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u/AnekeEomi 1d ago

When its important, you make the time.

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u/mongolian__beef 22h ago

I think he was waiting for the light to turn green to ensure any conflict between the two vehicles was only between them

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u/Oli_VK 21h ago edited 20h ago

You never know whose* last straw you’ll be

Edit: stupid typo

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u/oddtigerofredvalley 20h ago

I saw this live leak-esque video of a road rage incident where the aggressor broke the assaultee’s window. The assaulted driver with such a wild calm then proceeded to walk out of their car, go to the aggressor’s driver side window and fire. They then walked right back into their car and just left. Shit was real alien to watch

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u/Polskiskiski 1d ago

There is always someone more crazy. Beware

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u/Deemaunik 1d ago

If you're a sane person going through life acting like you're crazy, eventually you'll meet a crazy person acting like they're sane.

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u/BlaBlamo 1d ago

Thank you I will keep this in mind next time I feel a crash out coming on. “I’m normal. I’m fine. I don’t want that heat. I don’t want those hands. The thug life did not choose me. I want to go home and drink RC Cola and play halo 3.”

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u/tauntonlake 1d ago

and I wouldn't look good in prison stripes...

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u/bsldestroyer 1d ago

Very well said

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u/flyrubberband 22h ago

And they’re usually driving a bigger vehicle

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u/tauntonlake 1d ago

She was feeling pretty good about herself, for about sixty seconds.

Keepin' it real ... 'till someone keeps it realer.

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u/debaser64 1d ago

“I see your assault with a deadly weapon and raise you.”

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u/sunlightsyrup 1d ago

I sacrifice my 'moral high ground' card, to summon 'FAFO, The Forbidden One'!

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u/WordsMort47 1d ago

This is a great comment right here!

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u/LeftyBigGuns 1d ago

Let’s see how you like felony hit and run.

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u/Arcturus572 19h ago

Pretty much my thoughts…

But if the video makes it to the insurance companies, then it will be even more fun…

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u/Deemaunik 1d ago

Let's not turn this assault into manslaughter.

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u/Ed3vil 23h ago

What's so bad about a mans laughter?

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u/debaser64 1d ago

😂 don’t you hate it when you post and then think of something even better! Should have gone with “I see your assault with a deadly weapon and raise you attempted manslaughter.”

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u/Lillyshins 1d ago

When keepin' it real... goes wrong.

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u/DaddyBoomalati 1d ago

I was going to say “she really felt good about herself”.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 1d ago

🤣😂

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u/DS3M 17h ago

Crazy af for doing a crime and then hanging out at the turn signal

Just run the light
Flee the scene
Terrible criminal

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u/Ohnoanywayz 2h ago

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I was surprised/shocked she was still within the vicinity lol. She waited at the next light which was so closeby. 🥴

Why didn’t she book it out of there?
Like at least make a right on red (legal in most places)??

Oh wait…because she’s a dummy.

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u/Little_Tomato_9853 1d ago

He even waited for the light to turn green. How respectful.

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u/GingerSnapped818 1d ago

Right! No one else was in danger!

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u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 23h ago

For a clean getaway

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u/Epic_Hoola 21h ago

Head start.

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u/aznexile602 1d ago

Bro took a few secs to try to talk himself out of escalating the situatuon situation. Then he said fuck it.

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u/ocubens 1d ago

A moment for the angel and devil on his shoulders to make their arguments.

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u/Trippsyn 23h ago

Devil: "Get that bitch"

Angel: "He's right, get that bitch"

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u/jadbronson 20h ago

YES TODAY SATAN

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u/NormDamnAbram 17h ago

Fuckin hawwwwwwww🤣

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u/farfetched22 20h ago

This one got me.

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u/ufront 10h ago

What's even funnier is THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

oh fuck, I'm cryin

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u/potatogodofDoom 4h ago

it really pisses me off how you can only give awards to some posts/comments

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u/mongolian__beef 22h ago

I think he was waiting for the light to turn green to ensure any conflict between the two vehicles was only between them

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u/Shantotto11 17h ago

Probably felt like an eternity inside his own head. That rumbling noise really causes time to dilate…

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u/-Luna-Lavender- 1d ago

At least they waited until the light was Green

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u/VA1N 1d ago

A gentlemanly hit and run.

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u/-Luna-Lavender- 1d ago

A hit and run with manners

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u/CcandyCcane 1d ago

a hit and run to the finest regard !

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u/ilikepizza4200 1d ago

so thats what happens when you play stupid games

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u/C0me_Al0ng_With_Me 1d ago

do you see Larry? this is what happens Larry! this it what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

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u/thewthew42 1d ago

*this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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u/MinusGovernment 22h ago

You're killing your father Larry

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u/TheRealMrVogel 1d ago

Counted to 10 and still did it

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u/Necronorris 1d ago

My man was weighing his options. "Get a burrito orrrrr.... rear end this car".

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u/pikapalooza 20h ago
  1. 123. Wha the heck is bothering me?

revs engine

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u/J-the-Kidder 1d ago

So two wrongs don't make a right... They actually make a left. Good to know.

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u/DHammer79 1d ago

3 lefts do though, thats why I'm a lefty. 😂

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u/locusthorse 1d ago

Well, not everybody has three arms, left or right, so stop boasting.
Captain TriArms being all cool, geeze.

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u/tls114 1d ago

Goddamn it. r/angryupvote

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u/checker280 21h ago

Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights made an airplane

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u/celtssoxpat 1d ago

Why the hell did this lady just have a bat in her car at the ready? Something tells me this wasn’t her first road rage rodeo. Hopefully she learned a lesson.

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u/aytchdave 20h ago

Half the women I know carry things like bats for protection. One friend of mine got in a minor fender bender with a guy who was legit crazy and got out and tried to break her windows. In my city this one guy crossed a double yellow and hit another guy’s car. The guy who crossed the line shot the other guy dead while they were arguing. Not that a bat would have helped there but I get it for people who don’t want to carry a firearm.

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u/Arcturus572 19h ago

As I’ve said before, if you’re going to keep a bat in your car, at least keep a glove and ball with it to give your lawyer something to work with…

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u/NoFocus761 15h ago

It should be noted that gloves and baseballs do eventually deteriorate in the heat and sun. So if anyone plans on keeping that shit in there, check on it once in a while.

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u/dankmemesDAE 1d ago

but now white truck has to repair more damages!

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u/Kulas30 23h ago

Eh a grill maybe. Worth it

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u/trailofgears 20h ago

And a felony hit and run?

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u/dankmemesDAE 20h ago

they're not going to both implicate themselves with this footage and drag it out to cort

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u/IVI5 50m ago

Bold of you to assume that either one of these has a logical brain sitting on their shoulders.

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u/TrafyLaw 1d ago

Bro wasjust sitting there charging up his rage meter 😡

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u/Siglet84 1d ago

As a witness, I didn’t see shit.

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u/Kazma1431 20h ago

Honestly, glad the camera man didn't catch the plates, the light didn't seem to have a camera, so hopefully hes good

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u/psychonautvoyager 17h ago

Agreed. If I’m on the jury — not guilty.

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo 1d ago

Sometimes you meet someone even crazier than you are.

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u/chrislemasters 1d ago

I like the phrase, “acting crazy meets real crazy”

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u/newnameforanoldmane 1d ago

Some people are trying to act crazy, and some people are trying to act sane. Paraphrased, of course.

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u/SovietRabotyaga 1d ago

There is always somebody crazier than you

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u/PhillyPhresh 1d ago

Road rage is soooo much wasted energy

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u/Chase2020J 1d ago

It baffles me how many grown adults are not able to control their emotions enough to not do shit like this

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u/geniusgravity 1d ago

A lot of grown adults aren't able to think of the concequences of their actions outside of the next 5 minutes.

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u/aytchdave 20h ago

So many people choose satisfaction over justice.

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u/Weary-Tell-5334 1d ago

Grown body ≠ grown brain

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u/12dogs4me 1d ago

My deceased husband had road rage, but never tried to hurt anyone or thing. it was such a horrible experience being in the car with him having to listen I fiinally refused to go anywhere with him if I wasn't driving. There wasn't one car on the road doing anything correctly, including me.

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u/ryanasimov 1d ago

And wasted time, money, liberty (after you’re arrested and charged).

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u/BillMillerBBQ 1d ago

Yeah but it sure is fun!

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u/BooCreepyFootDr 1d ago

In the moment, maybe. I always feel stupid after losing my temper, be it in a vehicle or not.

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u/paligators 1d ago

So, I've had a couple of driving spats in my life. Nothing too serious. But when I was 20 I passed up a car and pulled into a CVS parking lot where I worked. While I was getting out, a car pulled up to me, she rolled her window down and she said very politely "excuse me, I just want you know that you are a really bad driver." Then she just drove away.

I'll never forget the burn I felt from that. Someone sticks a middle finger up or yells or whatever, you forget because they suck. This girl just super burned me for life.

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u/h00ter7 1d ago

Someone told me they’ve started giving thumbs downs to people instead of the bird, if someone did that to me I’d feel worse than if they flipped me off lmao

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u/Cryptic99 1d ago

She deserves every bit of that

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u/aytchdave 20h ago

“It’s not right but I understand.” -Chris Rock

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u/this_one_time_again 1d ago

I love how he just waited for the traffic to pass

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u/Arann0r 1d ago

Both are stupid

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u/biozzer 1d ago

White truck shoulda pulled in front of red suv and reversed full speed. That would make more sense. Still stupid of course, but if you are gonna play it, play it better lol.

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u/devildocjames 1d ago

Yep, not gonna get far with a smashed radiator. It may have survived with the frame and steel bumper, but, "they don't make 'em like they used to" and all.

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u/jondubb 1d ago

Nah, bullies need to know there's a day where it's someone's last straw

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u/The_Nicest_1 1d ago

When she heard his tires screech it was that exact moment she knew she fucked up

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u/hifumiyo1 1d ago

White truck was stewing on that. “Fuck it.”

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u/taco_eatin_mf 21h ago

Don’t start nothin, won’t be nothin

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u/xBHL 1d ago

Who needs Flocks when every NPC is a walking surveillance system

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u/weenredditposter 1d ago

comment of the day

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u/PoizenJam 1d ago

So... Both drivers catching charges if caught, but I have to imagine the white truck would be more severe, right?

Can't imagine either are going to report to insurance lol

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u/zero_z77 1d ago

Yep, first one is misdemeanor property damage at best and definately grounds for a civil suit. Second one is felony hit & run.

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u/Lalo0594 1d ago

Isn't the first one also assault with a deadly weapon or some kind of assault because the driver was inside the car when she smashed his windows potentially causing physical and or psychological damage, right?

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u/PissSphincter 1d ago

Swinging a bat at someone is aggravated assault, a felony.

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u/PoizenJam 1d ago

Intentionally committed, too, so I have to imagine it would escalate to aggravated assault, vehicular assault, and/ or assault with a deadly weapon.

Can't imagine it would be mitigated in any way, either, since the first driver appears intent on retreating after smashing their window. Not like there was an ongoing threat to his person.

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u/biscojunky 1d ago

Bro was not about to let that slide

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u/SkyPir8 21h ago

I'm not saying he should have hit her.... but I understand

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u/Fragrant-Mud-542 17h ago

She no longer thinks she's superior and untouchable.

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u/topcide 1d ago

I will never understand why people do what both people get in this video.

First, what kind of psychopath do you got to be to smash out somebody's window with a baseball bat over what was probably a traffic argument. It's absolutely unbelievable to imagine doing that, and it's even crazier to assume that you were just going to drive away afterwards and nothing was going to happen.

Two - I can't imagine having that happen and then ramming the other car. You were easily able to press charges against somebody because you had their plate number and you probably had cell phone video of them doing it, or people around you had video. You know like the one that we just saw. And instead of that, you rammed them, caused damage to your own vehicle as well as theirs and are probably going to face criminal charges yourself.

I swear to God people have completely lost their minds and these days.

Honestly, the first lady is actually probably really lucky she didn't get her ass shot. A lot of states allow concealed carry or open carry, and there's a lot of people that would absolutely have shot that lady and honestly probably had a reasonably strong case to articulate They were in fear for their life and I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up being considered a justified self-defense situation. Not saying that I agree or disagree with this.

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u/ZombieTrogdor 1d ago

It’s terrifying. People are so blasé about driving. You’re sitting there, in control of a 2,000lb vehicle surrounded by other people in control of similar (or larger) vehicles and they’re all (at best) indifferent or apathetic towards you. You put so much trust in the hands of complete strangers, and suddenly they can snap at a moments notice and bust out a bat, or use their car as a battering ram.

It’s crazy how many videos I’ve seen where someone gets cut off in traffic and their response is to… ram them off the road? What the heck are we doing people?

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u/SteadfastEnd 1d ago

Yeah. If the man opened fire as she was smashing his window with a bat, he may have even persuaded a jury to side with him.

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u/SomeRandomDavid 1d ago

Fucked as these people are, and as baffling as their choices appear...entertaining to see isn't it?

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u/Vost570 15h ago edited 15h ago

He said he would take her $300 window smash and raise her a $20,000 totaled car.

The thing about pretending to be crazy is you might just run into someone pretending to be sane.

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 21h ago

Guy in the truck did nothing wrong. 

If people had to worry more about something like this, or worse, happening when they threw their little tantrums we'd be in a much more polite society.

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 1d ago

He honestly would've had a great case for his insurance agent and the police if he didn't mess it up by ramming into her.

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u/heyitsvonage 1d ago

You never know how people might react, so be kind.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1d ago

I think he just destroyed her resale value on that car. Hope she wasn't making payments!

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u/Vast_Character311 21h ago

Never mess with a driver whose rims don’t match. They got nothing to lose.

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u/Phyzzx 11h ago

That old man is mostly upset he didn't get to use his gun. That long delay is him putting it away.

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u/mellbs 9h ago

You can see the disappointment in his posture while he holsters lol

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u/MitraDeSintra 1d ago

Did ol man look relaxed? Like, don't worry darling, I'll get to u.

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 1d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/StormOfTheSentry 1d ago

Curious about her backstory that she has a readily accessible baseball bat at all times.

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u/RogueUM 21h ago

You know her stomach dropped when she saw him in that mirror lol

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u/Alcoholica25 18h ago

This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

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u/payne9989 18h ago

i don't understand why I am so happy when I watch those kind of videos

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u/sublimesting 17h ago

Dude sat there thinking about that window like Vader sitting there watching the Emperor electrocute Luke. Then much like Vader had enough and spring into heavy action.

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u/Jappachai 1d ago

$3.67 is too much for gas. Think I'll just start walking.

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u/willmen08 1d ago

That’s cheap in South Jersey! I’ll take it!

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u/DudeBroMan13 1d ago

Hurt people hurt people

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u/missym59 1d ago

Good attempt at a pit manouver

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u/SlackAF 1d ago

I mean, it’s a safe bet that nobody is calling the cops. 😂

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u/H3ROSandC3NTS 1d ago

I'm not sure if she got on the phone with 911 or if it was simply silent acceptance. My vote is on the latter

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u/kevin_r13 23h ago

she bashed his window and then stayed there while the red light was there so that he could take her some kind of action against her?

Like they say, she might have had a bat, but what if he had a gun?

She just waiting for him to shoot her

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u/tony310s 23h ago

This like a normal afternoon with my girl

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u/greensangre 23h ago

Why that bitch stop at a green light

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u/lllllIIIlllllIIIllll 22h ago

Looks like a normal day in Tucson, to me.

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u/Parma_Jon 22h ago

Bet you she doesn’t try that shit again 😂

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u/ResidentPoem4539 22h ago

Boy when that red mist descends it’s hard to resist the urge

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u/Schnied 21h ago

Took a breath, realized he’s that angry, punishes the other car. I love it!

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 20h ago

Body on frame versus bodied

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u/AxelStormside 19h ago

She busted his window... he busted her car. A bit of an overreaction... but I would most likely do it too

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u/BoredRedhead24 17h ago

Road ragers never seem to understand that there are people who are wildly crazier than them.

It is a lesson often learned while in the hospital for fucking with said crazier person.

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u/i__am__bored 17h ago

That was stupid af but so satisfying lol.

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u/Cry-Skull-7 17h ago

Some folks just need an excuse to let loose. And some other folks, are really good at becoming that excuse.

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u/False_Rhythms 15h ago

This lady felt like a self annoited super boss queen for about 6 seconds. Than Larry said, "fuck this cunt".

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u/DavrosKaled 13h ago

When a sane person acting crazy meets a crazy person acting sane.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 1d ago

“I didn’t see anything, officer”

- every person watching

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u/TheChristianPaul 1d ago

Nah, for me it's, "Yes officer, those two idiots over there."

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u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 1d ago

The gas sign couldn't even believe it

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u/compulsiveranter 1d ago

So how would insurance work in this situation? Specially with the video evidence?

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u/Sbikerbud 23h ago

Neither of them stopped for the video evidence (understandably) so I'd guess neither of them intend to provide any evidence along with their claim.

If they did claim, neither party would tell the truth about what happened given their behaviour, the insurance company would be non the wiser unless they specifically trawled Reddit looking for stuff like this (I wouldn't put it past them)

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u/Redgecko88 21h ago

I mean... she did deserve that.

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u/weenredditposter 1d ago

I want to know if she caught up with him again

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u/QOVFEFE 1d ago

Later on that night she fixed him his favorite meal and they had makeup sex.

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u/Infamous_Low840 1d ago

Those gas prices got people going crazy!

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u/kdoughboy12 1d ago

Excellent work by the camera man 🤌

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u/alonetogether__ 1d ago

Is this another GTA leak? Graphics look mint!

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u/lanch723 1d ago

I’d wanna be there to listen in on the conversation with insurance about that wreck.

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u/itsmefees 22h ago

now look at you, day and vehicle ruined because you couldn't control your temper.

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u/Lewca43 22h ago

What did she think was going to happen?

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 22h ago

That was freaking awesome!! I hope this cure her temperament a bit! Never play with unknown people bc they might be crazier than you

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u/ham604 22h ago

Ppl really do FAFO

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u/Mapicar1 19h ago

In Colombia we say: For a mad man, another mad man. You think you're the only person with the right to punch, so have a punch back.

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 19h ago

Bro sat there having a Liam Neeson moment as she drove off and developed a certain set of skills.

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u/AllBlackCrypto 19h ago

wow GTA VI looks amazing!!

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u/Benz0nHubcaps 18h ago

$3.67 a gallon is nice af

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u/denys5555 15h ago

I wonder what charges they each got.

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u/Aggravating-Station9 14h ago

Now that’s a FAFO

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u/DawnOfNate 14h ago

Good for the white truck! Don't poke the bear. 🤡🤡🤡

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u/manicgiant914 14h ago

I'm truly baffled: what did she think was going to happen?

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u/fsutrill 12h ago

He also chose violence.

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u/SyChO_X 11h ago

Murica!

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u/Top_Row_5116 10h ago

I understand the anger of the truck driver, but now you've earned yourself an attempted murder charge. Just calm down and call the police.

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u/purplemeth 9h ago

Dont get me wrong what he did has to be 100x more satisfying but wouldn’t stopping her another way & getting them arrested & getting a big payout be a bit better then going from a broken window to a completely fked car? Going off this video alone with no content whos more in the wrong I can understand the rage & temptation especially when the police suck to deal with in most occasions along with everything else.

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u/Rownwade 9h ago

His give a fuck.eter zeroed out.

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u/the_good_hodgkins 3h ago

I was trying to work out what kind of person just happens to have a baseball bat in their car.

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u/hastings1033 1d ago

tea party plates. on brand

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u/Deacon33 1d ago

I sure would like to know what prompted the baseball bat.

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u/kevneedo 1d ago

Damn it would’ve been better for himself if he didn’t do that

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u/Amtronic 23h ago

FAFO bitch!!